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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer 11:01 - Jul 23 with 19846 viewsmonkeymagic

Inspired by (stolen from) another forum, looking for people’s anecdotes of boring meetings/interaction, recently or from donkeys years ago.

My starter for ten is that I saw Alan Brazil in the Anchor Pub in Nayland. I smiled at him, & he smiled back at me.
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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 15:56 - Jul 25 with 1499 viewsNthQldITFC

Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 13:08 - Jul 24 by Cheltenham_Blue

When I was working at Aston Villa I used the toilet after Chris Kamara.
Good God. Kammy must have frequented a curry house the night before, the smell was something else.


I hope you turned on your heel immediately and stumbled out of the door shouting "Unbelievable, Jeff!"

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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 16:02 - Jul 25 with 1484 viewshoppy

Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 15:56 - Jul 25 by NthQldITFC

I hope you turned on your heel immediately and stumbled out of the door shouting "Unbelievable, Jeff!"


Or alternatively, waved furiously in front of his nose and proclaimed "I really don't know what's going on, Jeff"

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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 16:19 - Jul 25 with 1441 viewsfhb1

Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 15:46 - Jul 24 by Funge

After the 4-1 debacle at Bolton that saw us effectively relegated from the Prem, my mates and I were stuck in one of the myriad of motorways in Greater Manchester, trying to get back down south and to forget about football for a while.

Youri Djorkaeff was in a very big Range Rover next to us. I shouted 'w@nker' at him, he showed me the score on his hands followed by the universal sign for relegation.

Subsequent shouts of 'w@nker' were ignored.

The End.
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Oddly, this game prompts a memory for me. The awful experience of the game, followed by dreadful traffic on a lovely sunny day, was not diminished whe we saw Jamie Clapham, also in a Range Rover. JC gave smiley thumbs up to my son.
I think he scored our goal and in my young son's mind, seeing the goal scorer and getting a 'thumbs up' totally eclipsed the football misery.
I was still entrenched in the misery of the game.
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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 19:55 - Jul 25 with 1350 viewsRadlett_blue

Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 11:31 - Jul 23 by StevieH

Waiting for a taxi outside Centurion Park in S. Africa following a day at the Test match in 2000, Bruce Grobelaar walked past me and my mates.

I heard the remark ‘Oh no, look who’s coming’ and we all just started giggling due to a full day on the cold drinks.

Bruce looked slightly bemused


I played golf with Bruce Grobbelaar in a charity day 10 or so years ago. He was definitely an "interesting" character (as well as being a very good golfer. I got to have a beer & chat with Russell Osman after the round & he was a good guy (as well as also a very good golfer).
My personal highlight was Mark Bright hooking a drive onto the practice ground & insisting on searching for his ball amongst several hundred other similar white, round spheres. I did not offer to help.

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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 19:34 - Jul 26 with 1191 viewsMattinLondon

Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 16:19 - Jul 25 by fhb1

Oddly, this game prompts a memory for me. The awful experience of the game, followed by dreadful traffic on a lovely sunny day, was not diminished whe we saw Jamie Clapham, also in a Range Rover. JC gave smiley thumbs up to my son.
I think he scored our goal and in my young son's mind, seeing the goal scorer and getting a 'thumbs up' totally eclipsed the football misery.
I was still entrenched in the misery of the game.


Years ago I was on the supporters coach returning from an away game - the Town coach passed. A few people clapped and Micky Stockwell smiled and waved before closing the curtain next to his window seat. The Town coach zoomed past and I don’t think I saw it again on that journey back.
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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 19:42 - Jul 26 with 1182 viewsAsa

I was out in L’apres I think it was called back then, with a few mates, one of whom was good mates with Dyer so we were all out together.

Some guy passed me some champagne. Turned round. It was Ashley Cole. Said cheers whilst thinking I recognised him from somewhere. Realised a few seconds later who it was. This was I guess 2005 time so height of his England fame.

He realised I realised who he was and I’d had a few so probably stared awkwardly for a few seconds and that was that. Didn’t speak a word to him all night.
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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 21:49 - Jul 26 with 1075 viewsCarpyBlue

I saw Carlton Cole at Cobham services once, I smiled at him and he just stared back
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Dullest Encounter With A Footballer on 22:41 - Jul 26 with 1036 viewsSwailsey

I nodded at Kevin Bru in ASDA at 10pm. He smiled.

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