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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members 13:47 - Nov 13 with 9661 viewsRyorry

Who would you choose? Mine -

Chancellor - Keno
Foreign sec - Lagos
Home sec - Bluebell
Environment - NthQldITFC
Health - Badger
Education - Mullet
Defence - Mercian
Attorney General - Sparks (well if Cameron can be brought back ...)
NI - Leitrim
Culture, Media & Sport - WWZombies
Business - SuperKieranMcKenna
Agriculture & Farming - StochesStotasBlewe
Science, Innovation, Technology - Dan the Man
Chief Whip - Churchman

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:10 - Nov 14 with 952 viewshoppy

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:54 - Nov 14 by Churchman

Well, you lasted longer than dimbo Liz Truss.

We look forward to the Public Inquiry into whatever disgraceful scandal brought on this sudden desire to spend more time with your family.

I suppose you’ll want a seat in the House of Lords? You get expenses for doing nothing and the finest dining in Whitehall.


Will roast pork be on the menu?

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:11 - Nov 14 with 942 viewsChurchman

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:10 - Nov 14 by hoppy

Will roast pork be on the menu?


As much as you can get your teeth round.
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:29 - Nov 14 with 910 viewsWeWereZombies

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:48 - Nov 14 by hoppy

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce I am standing down from being available for a role in the new reshuffled cabinet. I thank all those who have supported me and wish all the success to those involved going forwards...


The Department for Culture.Media and Sport is sad to see you go but notes that you are now eligible to bid for our lucrative graphic design contract. I think you stand a good chance of success in this and trust that you will see fit to support our efforts in securing increased funding from the Treasury.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 18:45 - Nov 14 with 876 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:05 - Nov 14 by Churchman

I do! One of my roles years ago was running a Health and Safety Risk Assessment team. That included ordering special chairs for those that needed them.

Managed to acquire for myself a very nice Giroflex chair. It was wonderful. Best office chair I ever had. It was like a son to me…… I loved that chair. Then when I moved offices some b#gger pinched it. I hope it’s happy wherever it is now.

Chairs: I’m the man!


Think it'd be good for those with bad backs? If so, can you remember which model it was please? (had a google and see there are several - all very expensive!)

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 18:47 - Nov 14 with 870 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:29 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies

The Department for Culture.Media and Sport is sad to see you go but notes that you are now eligible to bid for our lucrative graphic design contract. I think you stand a good chance of success in this and trust that you will see fit to support our efforts in securing increased funding from the Treasury.


"lucrative graphic design contract."

You'd need to get that past Keno first

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 19:38 - Nov 14 with 842 viewsChurchman

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 18:45 - Nov 14 by Ryorry

Think it'd be good for those with bad backs? If so, can you remember which model it was please? (had a google and see there are several - all very expensive!)


I think it was a Giroflex G64 or whatever it’s equivalent was in 2004.
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 19:52 - Nov 14 with 828 viewsDJR

Who is the Minister for Common Sense?
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 19:53 - Nov 14 with 821 viewsSwansea_Blue

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 19:52 - Nov 14 by DJR

Who is the Minister for Common Sense?


Chico-ers.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:07 - Nov 14 with 792 viewsWeWereZombies

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 18:47 - Nov 14 by Ryorry

"lucrative graphic design contract."

You'd need to get that past Keno first


OK, TWTD virtual pub on Friday, special invite for Keno and a bottle of HoTWTDC 24 year old single malt set up ready.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:22 - Nov 14 with 786 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:07 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies

OK, TWTD virtual pub on Friday, special invite for Keno and a bottle of HoTWTDC 24 year old single malt set up ready.


Well it didn't take you long to descend to 'old boy network' levels :(

#disappointed

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:30 - Nov 14 with 771 viewsWeWereZombies

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:22 - Nov 14 by Ryorry

Well it didn't take you long to descend to 'old boy network' levels :(

#disappointed


My sincerest apologies, I think we have enough left in the Department's budget to send you some flowers and a box of chocolates. Roses OK ?

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:41 - Nov 14 with 756 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:30 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies

My sincerest apologies, I think we have enough left in the Department's budget to send you some flowers and a box of chocolates. Roses OK ?


Bribery too eh

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 22:07 - Nov 14 with 737 viewsWeWereZombies

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 21:41 - Nov 14 by Ryorry

Bribery too eh


I'm following the Trump playbook - and I've got the bingo card to prove it. Two or three more and I'll be calling 'House'

MATA (either MAke TWTD Authoritarian or sign Juan Mata, not quite sure which yet.)

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 22:38 - Nov 14 with 712 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 22:07 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies

I'm following the Trump playbook - and I've got the bingo card to prove it. Two or three more and I'll be calling 'House'

MATA (either MAke TWTD Authoritarian or sign Juan Mata, not quite sure which yet.)


"Sacked by the morning, you'll be sacked by the morning" if you go down that route (^wags finger^).

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