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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members 13:47 - Nov 13 with 9662 viewsRyorry

Who would you choose? Mine -

Chancellor - Keno
Foreign sec - Lagos
Home sec - Bluebell
Environment - NthQldITFC
Health - Badger
Education - Mullet
Defence - Mercian
Attorney General - Sparks (well if Cameron can be brought back ...)
NI - Leitrim
Culture, Media & Sport - WWZombies
Business - SuperKieranMcKenna
Agriculture & Farming - StochesStotasBlewe
Science, Innovation, Technology - Dan the Man
Chief Whip - Churchman

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:48 - Nov 13 with 1686 viewsnoggin

Apparently I hate Britain, so I'd be Corbyn. šŸ™„

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:50 - Nov 13 with 1670 viewsJ2BLUE

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:48 - Nov 13 by noggin

Apparently I hate Britain, so I'd be Corbyn. šŸ™„


My chief of police has put you on the list to be arrested and imprisoned without trial.

Truly impaired.
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:52 - Nov 13 with 1652 viewsfactual_blue

So you're abolishing Work & Pensions then?

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:52 - Nov 13 with 1645 viewsnoggin

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:50 - Nov 13 by J2BLUE

My chief of police has put you on the list to be arrested and imprisoned without trial.


My mates in the IRA will get me out.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 15:06 - Nov 13 with 1587 viewsTangledupin_Blue

I'll volunteer to be Transport Minister.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 15:31 - Nov 13 with 1534 viewswkj

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:52 - Nov 13 by factual_blue

So you're abolishing Work & Pensions then?


Seems on brand for the current state of affairs

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:48 - Nov 13 with 1470 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:38 - Nov 13 by Herbivore

I'd sack off having a government and become a benevolent dictator.


My new Defence Minister would soon deal with you.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:53 - Nov 13 with 1435 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 15:06 - Nov 13 by Tangledupin_Blue

I'll volunteer to be Transport Minister.


Have you read 'A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian' by Marina Lewycka?

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:57 - Nov 13 with 1425 viewsDubtractor

Genuinely disgusted to be overlooked for this.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:59 - Nov 13 with 1415 viewsnoggin

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:57 - Nov 13 by Dubtractor

Genuinely disgusted to be overlooked for this.


You're far too level headed.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:01 - Nov 13 with 1412 viewstractordownsouth

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:05 - Nov 13 by Swansea_Blue

Oi! Welsh Secs have always been utter tossers.


Oh yeah, good pick.


The new John Redwood

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:02 - Nov 13 with 1405 viewsfarkenhell

Is the absence of a Minister for Sport due to the fact that there's no suitable candidate on this forum?
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:02 - Nov 13 with 1403 viewsChurchman

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:38 - Nov 13 by Herbivore

I'd sack off having a government and become a benevolent dictator.


I think I’d prefer to become Emperor. Better title. Big hat, big army.

Dictator sounds a bit low rent.
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:05 - Nov 13 with 1391 viewsfactual_blue

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 15:31 - Nov 13 by wkj

Seems on brand for the current state of affairs


Good point well made.

ids has ruined the Welfare State, probably to the point of no return.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:05 - Nov 13 with 1385 viewsnoggin

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:02 - Nov 13 by farkenhell

Is the absence of a Minister for Sport due to the fact that there's no suitable candidate on this forum?


Frimmers, surely.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:08 - Nov 13 with 1344 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:02 - Nov 13 by farkenhell

Is the absence of a Minister for Sport due to the fact that there's no suitable candidate on this forum?


It's been "Culture, Media & Sport" all in one for quite a few years now, & Zombies was appointd.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:11 - Nov 13 with 1335 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:57 - Nov 13 by Dubtractor

Genuinely disgusted to be overlooked for this.


Sorry, but you've now disqualified yourself in the event of any future reshuffle -
Things that annoy you more than they should.. by _clive_baker_ 12 Nov 2023 11:44
The guy in the row behind me at PR who calls Harness Harkness. Grinds my gears.

Non football related but people who overuse the word 'genuinely'. The only thing worse is when people say 'generally' when they really mean 'genuinely'.


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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:16 - Nov 13 with 1313 viewsfarkenhell

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:08 - Nov 13 by Ryorry

It's been "Culture, Media & Sport" all in one for quite a few years now, & Zombies was appointd.


Sorry, I'll nominate myself as Minister for the Blind (or Illiterate)!
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:17 - Nov 13 with 1306 viewsJ2BLUE

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:57 - Nov 13 by Dubtractor

Genuinely disgusted to be overlooked for this.


I can make you ambassador to Barbados if you like?

Truly impaired.
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:24 - Nov 13 with 1281 viewsWeWereZombies

My first act at Culture, Media and Sport is to appoint Bankster as head of the Charities Commission.

I can do that, can't I ?

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:26 - Nov 13 with 1275 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:16 - Nov 13 by farkenhell

Sorry, I'll nominate myself as Minister for the Blind (or Illiterate)!


Being prepared to learn & acknowledging previous mistakes is a rare & treasured asset, so I'll give you the Dept. of Justice (which to my shame I'd also forgotten about).

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:28 - Nov 13 with 1264 viewsDubtractor

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:11 - Nov 13 by Ryorry

Sorry, but you've now disqualified yourself in the event of any future reshuffle -
Things that annoy you more than they should.. by _clive_baker_ 12 Nov 2023 11:44
The guy in the row behind me at PR who calls Harness Harkness. Grinds my gears.

Non football related but people who overuse the word 'genuinely'. The only thing worse is when people say 'generally' when they really mean 'genuinely'.



Ha.

Only if Clive ends up in charge.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:32 - Nov 13 with 1250 viewsRyorry

If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:24 - Nov 13 by WeWereZombies

My first act at Culture, Media and Sport is to appoint Bankster as head of the Charities Commission.

I can do that, can't I ?


I'll have to ask one of my Spads to get back to you.

Oh - sh1t - I don't have any yet, so ... as I feel sorry for Swanners being smeared by association with John Redood, I'll leave the Welsh to fend for themselves for the time being & appoint him as my no.1 heavyweight.

Ask him.

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 17:52 - Nov 13 with 1207 viewshoppy

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce I am standing down from being available for a role in the new reshuffled cabinet. I thank all those who have supported me and wish all the success to those involved going forwards,

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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 18:45 - Nov 13 with 1136 viewseireblue

Happy with my appointment, always liked donuts and Cheltenham, good to keep it on the down-low.
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