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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 14:52 - Nov 13 by factual_blue
So you're abolishing Work & Pensions then?
Needs someone with a flexible attitude to what is work and what is retirement, given how many posts on here are from people “at work”, so I’m having to think about it.
You needn’t worry though, I’m sending you off to the Lords so you can catch up on your sleep :)
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 08:02 - Nov 14 by MJallday
Ahh, but not being able to read is a basic requirement for being an MP
Good point, I'm drafting you into Culture, Media and Sport for a special project group dedicated to stress testing office chairs. But first I have to ask do you have any experience in this area ?
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 09:45 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies
Good point, I'm drafting you into Culture, Media and Sport for a special project group dedicated to stress testing office chairs. But first I have to ask do you have any experience in this area ?
I'll send him to you once he's finished fact-checking my next speech.
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 09:45 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies
Good point, I'm drafting you into Culture, Media and Sport for a special project group dedicated to stress testing office chairs. But first I have to ask do you have any experience in this area ?
I do! One of my roles years ago was running a Health and Safety Risk Assessment team. That included ordering special chairs for those that needed them.
Managed to acquire for myself a very nice Giroflex chair. It was wonderful. Best office chair I ever had. It was like a son to me…… I loved that chair. Then when I moved offices some b#gger pinched it. I hope it’s happy wherever it is now.
Chairs: I’m the man!
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:13 - Nov 14 with 2460 views
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:05 - Nov 14 by Churchman
I do! One of my roles years ago was running a Health and Safety Risk Assessment team. That included ordering special chairs for those that needed them.
Managed to acquire for myself a very nice Giroflex chair. It was wonderful. Best office chair I ever had. It was like a son to me…… I loved that chair. Then when I moved offices some b#gger pinched it. I hope it’s happy wherever it is now.
Chairs: I’m the man!
Good stuff, although I was looking to MJAllday for his robust fumigatory impregnation skills (and MSpaint depictions thereof, this is Culture, Media and Sport after all.) Anyway, you are both onboard just so long as you can combine your talents in a performance art way to justify the expenditure by the department (and also ensure that you spend enough to support our bid for increased funding - ah, Chancellor Keno, my round, what are you having ?)
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:13 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies
Good stuff, although I was looking to MJAllday for his robust fumigatory impregnation skills (and MSpaint depictions thereof, this is Culture, Media and Sport after all.) Anyway, you are both onboard just so long as you can combine your talents in a performance art way to justify the expenditure by the department (and also ensure that you spend enough to support our bid for increased funding - ah, Chancellor Keno, my round, what are you having ?)
I know DCMS well. They took over the floor I used to work on in Parliament Street. It became all flat screen TVs, expensive kit, paintings, and people with expensive haircuts and better clothes.
I’m the man. I can even point out where the toilets are.
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:23 - Nov 14 with 2449 views
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:20 - Nov 14 by Churchman
I know DCMS well. They took over the floor I used to work on in Parliament Street. It became all flat screen TVs, expensive kit, paintings, and people with expensive haircuts and better clothes.
I’m the man. I can even point out where the toilets are.
Exactly, what are budgets for if not to be spent. But perhaps we need to have some fancy presentations with swanky typefaces, if only there was a graphic designer amongst TWTD posters...
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:23 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies
Exactly, what are budgets for if not to be spent. But perhaps we need to have some fancy presentations with swanky typefaces, if only there was a graphic designer amongst TWTD posters...
I’m the man for a good PowerPoint. I can embed films (no, not THOSE sort of films - that’s for Boris and co) and everything! Give me a lectern, a dinky lapel microphone, a slide presentation and I can bore an audience to death for hours!
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If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:45 - Nov 14 with 2396 views
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:29 - Nov 14 by Churchman
I’m the man for a good PowerPoint. I can embed films (no, not THOSE sort of films - that’s for Boris and co) and everything! Give me a lectern, a dinky lapel microphone, a slide presentation and I can bore an audience to death for hours!
I'll bear that in mind for when I have some issues in my personal life and need a bit of a deflection strategy.
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:23 - Nov 14 by WeWereZombies
Exactly, what are budgets for if not to be spent. But perhaps we need to have some fancy presentations with swanky typefaces, if only there was a graphic designer amongst TWTD posters...
I'd like to take this opportunity to announce I am standing down from being available for a role in the new reshuffled cabinet. I thank all those who have supported me and wish all the success to those involved going forwards...
If you were PM & could only pick TWTD posters as your Cabinet members on 16:48 - Nov 14 by hoppy
I'd like to take this opportunity to announce I am standing down from being available for a role in the new reshuffled cabinet. I thank all those who have supported me and wish all the success to those involved going forwards...
Well, you lasted longer than dimbo Liz Truss.
We look forward to the Public Inquiry into whatever disgraceful scandal brought on this sudden desire to spend more time with your family.
I suppose you’ll want a seat in the House of Lords? You get expenses for doing nothing and the finest dining in Whitehall.
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