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Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am 10:34 - Dec 22 with 3599 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Then straight to Tesco.

My condolences to anyone that has yet to do the shopping run.

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Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 09:52 - Dec 23 with 542 viewsRyorry

Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 11:08 - Dec 22 by Mookamoo

If you could just get rid of the useless husbands that feel the need to accompany their partner and are just loitering and getting in the way it would be so much better.

Tesco in Stowmarket is full of them. Idiot men of a certain age with nothing to do other that offer a non-committal grunt when given the choice of which bacon they prefer. Leave them in the car with the dog.


Speaking about life generally, take the dog out, leave the man.

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Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 10:14 - Dec 23 with 500 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I think I might wear a mask and not breathe in too deeply when I pop out for the Christmas shop later.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 10:24 - Dec 23 with 472 viewsGlasgowBlue

Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 10:40 - Dec 22 by Plums

The shops are only closed for a day. Humans are mad


I think it's more about getting the produce as fresha s possible close the date isn't it? No idea really as I haven't been allowed to do it for the last twenty years since I bought enough stuff to last for months.

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Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 10:55 - Dec 23 with 440 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 10:24 - Dec 23 by GlasgowBlue

I think it's more about getting the produce as fresha s possible close the date isn't it? No idea really as I haven't been allowed to do it for the last twenty years since I bought enough stuff to last for months.


"I haven't been allowed to do it for the last twenty years since I bought enough stuff to last for months."

Absolute genius move.

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Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 11:51 - Dec 23 with 399 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 09:34 - Dec 23 by Bluebell

You worked in Tescos for 23 years. Really?

Wow!


Yeah, not the sort of thing you make up!

I'm including part time as a teen while still at school, going full time after school, then going part time again when I went to uni in my 30s.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 12:02 - Dec 23 with 380 viewsGlasgowBlue

Up this morning so I could get to ASDA at 8am on 09:34 - Dec 23 by Bluebell

You worked in Tescos for 23 years. Really?

Wow!


He got sacked for putting his private parts in the meat slicer.
























The girl slicing the meat didn't mind but the little old lady waiting for her pound of mince meat wasn't too impressed.

You can have that one on me for your next stand up dollers.
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