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We need a new focus 19:16 - May 15 with 531 viewsfactual_blue

Does anybody know where my other set of car keys are? I haven't seen them since I got back on Sunday after a visit (by car) to Homebase, so they're somewhere in the house.


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We need a new focus on 19:21 - May 15 with 515 viewsGuthrum

Were you out of breath when you arrived home? If so, you may have left them in Homebase.

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We need a new focus on 19:32 - May 15 with 493 viewsWeWereZombies

We need a new focus on 19:21 - May 15 by Guthrum

Were you out of breath when you arrived home? If so, you may have left them in Homebase.


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We need a new focus on 20:22 - May 15 with 473 viewsfactual_blue

We need a new focus on 19:21 - May 15 by Guthrum

Were you out of breath when you arrived home? If so, you may have left them in Homebase.


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We need a new focus on 21:11 - May 15 with 445 viewsHelp

what did you bring back from homebase and where di you put them. they might be there
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We need a new focus on 21:19 - May 15 with 433 viewsblueislander

Car or. Chariot?
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We need a new focus on 21:44 - May 15 with 413 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Still in the ignition?

I managed to take 3 attempts to change the battery in the spare set the other day.

Attempt 1 put wrong battery in and couldn't work out why I couldn't get the key to re-pair.

Realised and got the right battery and changed it and still couldn't work out why it wouldn't re-pair before thinking "oh it had one of those silly stickers on didn't it!"

Removed sticker and couldn't work out why it still wouldn't re-pair ... and then after removing from the ignition found that it had after all (just didn't lock the car while still in the ignition).

Doh!

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We need a new focus on 22:13 - May 15 with 382 viewseireblue

Hmmm…whenever I misplaced something, virtually every time I found it, it was in the last place I looked.

So now, I was just thinking, you should work out what is the last place you would look for a lost item such as keys. Hey presto, there they will be.
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We need a new focus on 22:24 - May 15 with 370 viewsNthQldITFC

Are you sure that you are in the right house? Maybe the keys are in the right house, but you are in the wrong house? I know it's a problem that Victor Meldrew had once. I'm not saying I think of you as Victor Meldrew, mind. Well, I'm not saying it to you in your own house, anyway.

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We need a new focus on 22:48 - May 15 with 354 viewsaloanagain

We need a new focus on 22:24 - May 15 by NthQldITFC

Are you sure that you are in the right house? Maybe the keys are in the right house, but you are in the wrong house? I know it's a problem that Victor Meldrew had once. I'm not saying I think of you as Victor Meldrew, mind. Well, I'm not saying it to you in your own house, anyway.


Perhaps they are in your old Ford Focus.
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We need a new focus on 22:55 - May 15 with 345 viewsTangledupin_Blue

We need a new focus on 21:11 - May 15 by Help

what did you bring back from homebase and where di you put them. they might be there


Or, if you had large items to unload, maybe they're in the car boot.

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We need a new focus on 23:55 - May 15 with 312 viewsfactual_blue

We need a new focus on 22:24 - May 15 by NthQldITFC

Are you sure that you are in the right house? Maybe the keys are in the right house, but you are in the wrong house? I know it's a problem that Victor Meldrew had once. I'm not saying I think of you as Victor Meldrew, mind. Well, I'm not saying it to you in your own house, anyway.


Sir Bobby once drove home to the house he'd not long moved from.

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We need a new focus on 00:03 - May 16 with 307 viewsfactual_blue

We need a new focus on 21:44 - May 15 by Nthsuffolkblue

Still in the ignition?

I managed to take 3 attempts to change the battery in the spare set the other day.

Attempt 1 put wrong battery in and couldn't work out why I couldn't get the key to re-pair.

Realised and got the right battery and changed it and still couldn't work out why it wouldn't re-pair before thinking "oh it had one of those silly stickers on didn't it!"

Removed sticker and couldn't work out why it still wouldn't re-pair ... and then after removing from the ignition found that it had after all (just didn't lock the car while still in the ignition).

Doh!


The spare key hadn't worked as a remote for ages. You could use it in the ignition, and I thought they buttons themselves must be damaged.

I drove to Timpsons and explained my problem.

After opening up the key, the guy told me 'you've got the wrong battery in there, mate'

He only charged me a fiver, which I paid in cash as I assumed the transaction wasn't going through the till.

I take comfort from the observation that being unable to remember where your car keys are isn't a sign of Alzheimer's. Not being able to remember what they are for is.

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We need a new focus on 00:21 - May 16 with 293 viewskiwiblue

pockets ?
handbag?
under the car?
in the shopping bags in the bin?
in the boot?
on the table?
I really liked are you in the wrong house
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We need a new focus on 09:24 - May 16 with 234 viewseireblue

Well…..?

Some of us have work to do…
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