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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows 13:58 - Jun 2 with 7121 viewsGeoffSentence

who else on here can say that?
[Post edited 2 Jun 2024 13:59]

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:47 - Jun 4 with 743 viewsCrawfordsboot

Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:20 - Jun 3 by hoppy

Ah, yes, you can say it, but can you say it truthfully?


Changing the rules now are we?
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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:25 - Jun 4 with 718 viewsWeWereZombies

Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 19:04 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence

Pffft. They aint stupid



Also, the herd I drove through on Friday night had a bull amongst them and if I had a baw bag like that bull's I would be ready to show it off to anyone.

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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 11:50 - Jun 5 with 681 viewshoppy

Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:25 - Jun 4 by WeWereZombies

Also, the herd I drove through on Friday night had a bull amongst them and if I had a baw bag like that bull's I would be ready to show it off to anyone.


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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 11:55 - Jun 5 with 669 viewsKeno

Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 11:50 - Jun 5 by hoppy

Probably just as well you don't then...


does he mean like this?


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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 12:04 - Jun 5 with 647 viewsWeWereZombies

Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 11:55 - Jun 5 by Keno

does he mean like this?



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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 12:20 - Jun 5 with 625 viewsBuhrer

Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:01 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence

They couldn't get to me. Too smart.


Did they struggle to hit a mooving target?
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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 13:17 - Jun 5 with 599 viewsRyorry

Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:16 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence

Indeed they are dangerous when protecting their young. As with humans, never get between a mother and her offspring.

We have three herds of cows in our village, one of them is pretty docile, especially the bull who just likes to eat, shag and lie around, the other two herds are a bunch of w@nkers and never to be trusted.


Cattle aren't just dangerous when protecting their young - they are at any age, stage, gender and status, whether young beef steers or elderly dairy cows.

*How to prevent being trampled* -

1. Let your dog off the lead & let it run away if its able-bodied - it's usually the main target/provocation.

2. Turn and face the cattle, shout, wave your arms & run or walk purposefully towards them - they'll be scared of you and back away (helps to also wave a stick). If you're a long way from the gate and they follow you, turn & repeat.
If your dog is slow/elderly/infirm & too big to pick up, don't go into any field with cattle in.

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