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I believe cows are responsible for more deaths each year than bulls. Which is notable because I know 1 person who was killed by a bull but no one who was killed by a cow.
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:59 - Jun 2 by Nthsuffolkblue
I believe cows are responsible for more deaths each year than bulls. Which is notable because I know 1 person who was killed by a bull but no one who was killed by a cow.
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:01 - Jun 2 by GeoffSentence
They couldn't get to me. Too smart.
Beware flying cows!
19 April 2023 The 82-year-old was urinating next to a train track in the region of Alwar, India, when a cow was hit by the Vande Bharat express train. The animal was launched 100 feet (30 m) into the air before landing on Sharma, killing him instantly
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:01 - Jun 2 by Nthsuffolkblue
"horny!"
I believe they are most dangerous protecting their young but I guess that could make them dangerous too!
Indeed they are dangerous when protecting their young. As with humans, never get between a mother and her offspring.
We have three herds of cows in our village, one of them is pretty docile, especially the bull who just likes to eat, shag and lie around, the other two herds are a bunch of w@nkers and never to be trusted.
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:13 - Jun 2 by Keno
Beware flying cows!
19 April 2023 The 82-year-old was urinating next to a train track in the region of Alwar, India, when a cow was hit by the Vande Bharat express train. The animal was launched 100 feet (30 m) into the air before landing on Sharma, killing him instantly
I believe that one part of the solution to global warming involves trapping and harnessing the methane produced by livestock. Part of this should involve attaching inflatable balloons to collect them at point of emission. Now, should the farmer fail to swap or empty the balloons frequently enough that would lead to flying livestock.
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:13 - Jun 2 by Keno
Beware flying cows!
19 April 2023 The 82-year-old was urinating next to a train track in the region of Alwar, India, when a cow was hit by the Vande Bharat express train. The animal was launched 100 feet (30 m) into the air before landing on Sharma, killing him instantly
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:13 - Jun 2 by Keno
Beware flying cows!
19 April 2023 The 82-year-old was urinating next to a train track in the region of Alwar, India, when a cow was hit by the Vande Bharat express train. The animal was launched 100 feet (30 m) into the air before landing on Sharma, killing him instantly
Geoff would need a pretty impressive stream to reach India. It’d be like a fire hose.
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 15:59 - Jun 2 by Nthsuffolkblue
I believe cows are responsible for more deaths each year than bulls. Which is notable because I know 1 person who was killed by a bull but no one who was killed by a cow.
I had a narrow escape a few years ago in the Lake District. I was approaching the end of a long walk - just me and my dog - and I came across a herd of cows with their new-born calves in a narrow valley. My choices were to trek back for three hours, or try to go through. I decided on the latter, and was immediately surrounded by the whole herd. They started pressing ever tighter, and I had no way to get out. Fortunately I had the presence of mind to let my dalmation off the lead, and he dashed off followed by the rampaging cows, allowing me to escape. From what I could see, they pushed the dog into a stream, but he was able to scramble away.
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Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 17:55 - Jun 2 with 2651 views
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:57 - Jun 2 by bluelagos
In Peru I once got chased by a Llama. Proper kuunts,
It might have been an alpaca tbf, but it was a nasty fkker whatever it was.
Yeah, they can be feisty barstewards. I got pushed of a path by a yak once. It wasn’t aggressive, but it wasn’t stopping either. Luckily the wall I jumped over to avoid getting squished didn’t have a big drop on the other side. I was bloody lucky, as had there been a cliff I’d have been Donald Ducked.
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 18:07 - Jun 2 by Swansea_Blue
Yeah, they can be feisty barstewards. I got pushed of a path by a yak once. It wasn’t aggressive, but it wasn’t stopping either. Luckily the wall I jumped over to avoid getting squished didn’t have a big drop on the other side. I was bloody lucky, as had there been a cliff I’d have been Donald Ducked.
Today I outsmarted a herd of cows on 16:57 - Jun 2 by bluelagos
In Peru I once got chased by a Llama. Proper kuunts,
It might have been an alpaca tbf, but it was a nasty fkker whatever it was.
Eat anything, Llamas. Was once putting up some fencing in a field full of the things (in the Cotswolds). Had to be careful about putting down my jacket, tools, etc., as they'd likely be in a llama stomach as soon as I turned my back.
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