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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" 17:35 - Aug 13 with 2092 viewsKeno


Olaf Falafel: My desire to spontaneously sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away.

Jack Skipper: I failed RE. Couldn’t believe it when I found out. I was like: “Oh Jason Christ!”

Zoë Coombs Marr: My girlfriend told me she’s never seen the film Gaslight. I told her: “Yeah you have … we watched it together.”

Eleanor Morton: How do you know that Edinburgh is the most haunted city in the UK? You measure it with a spirit level.

Amy Mason: I recently read 10% of sheep are gay – turns out there’s nowt so queer as flock.

Raul Kohli: My aunty is Indian, German and a terrible human being. She’s the curry wurst.

Louise Atkinson: I call myself the Yorkshire Shakira; her hips don’t lie, and mine don’t faff about.

Abby Wambaugh: Cabinets: what are they hiding? Tables: are they really furniture – or just more floor on stilts?

Demi Adejuyigbe: I don’t like when a casino says: “House rules.” It got a little boring for me in the last season.

Chris Turner: The Romans invented Vaseline. Or was it Ancient Grease?

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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 18:48 - Aug 13 with 1875 viewsredrickstuhaart

Oh dear.
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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 19:12 - Aug 13 with 1805 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

They're almost all puns!

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 19:38 - Aug 13 with 1729 viewsIllinoisblue

Imagine having the confidence to go to the Edinburgh festival and try that spirit level joke. Deary me.

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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 20:39 - Aug 13 with 1624 viewsfactual_blue

I'm sure I saw last year that there are agents/PR people who will get your joke on the list, no matter what it's merits (or lack thereof) are.

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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 01:22 - Aug 14 with 1395 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 19:38 - Aug 13 by Illinoisblue

Imagine having the confidence to go to the Edinburgh festival and try that spirit level joke. Deary me.


She lives in Edinburgh, so didn't have far to travel.

Her whole show is based on a Haunted House as a metaphor for how toxic, predatory, abusive, male comedians have possessed comedy clubs. She has a much better joke:

“Sex predators are a lot like ghosts,” she jokes. “If a woman encounters one, no one believes her.”

quoted in this article:

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/article/2024/aug/13/after-baby-reindeer-comedi

I've worked with Eleanor in the past. She is a very good comedian, and the chosen "best" joke isn't even the best joke in her show!
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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 09:04 - Aug 14 with 1163 viewsiamatractorboy

Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 19:12 - Aug 13 by The_Flashing_Smile

They're almost all puns!


I was hoping one of them would make me laugh, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 09:22 - Aug 14 with 1115 viewsLen_Brennan

Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 09:04 - Aug 14 by iamatractorboy

I was hoping one of them would make me laugh, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.


This is a better crafted pun than any of those on that list.
Although, I did think that the Gaslight joke was pretty good.
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Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 10:07 - Aug 14 with 1036 viewsEwan_Oozami

Edinburgh Fringe "Best Jokes" on 09:04 - Aug 14 by iamatractorboy

I was hoping one of them would make me laugh, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.


"I am a pun in ten, a number on a list.."

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