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Davis = Draught Excluder??? 17:56 - Aug 24 with 110555 viewsWhos_blue

Eh?

Some auto correct issues in the match report?!?


Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:17 - May 9 with 1680 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:53 - May 9 by Oldsmoker

Imagine in 10 years time telling TWTD newbies that there was this 50 page thread on Draught Excluders.
Of course, we won't actually TELL them as all posts will be just emojis and 95% of posters will be AI Bots.


Why do you think the percentage of AI bot posters on the forum will fall?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:26 - May 9 with 1672 viewsOldsmoker

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:17 - May 9 by Cafe_Newman

Why do you think the percentage of AI bot posters on the forum will fall?


Are you suggesting that Phil & Gav introduce "I'm not a robot".

Quickly checks contents of boxer shorts.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:42 - May 9 with 1660 viewsCafe_Newman

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:26 - May 9 by Oldsmoker

Are you suggesting that Phil & Gav introduce "I'm not a robot".

Quickly checks contents of boxer shorts.


Are you suggesting that Phil & Gav introduce "I'm not a robot".

Not at all. I think they'll want to keep the site running.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:48 - May 9 with 1654 viewsOldsmoker

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:42 - May 9 by Cafe_Newman

Are you suggesting that Phil & Gav introduce "I'm not a robot".

Not at all. I think they'll want to keep the site running.


I have it on good authority that Phil is a human - he's been seen on TWTV.

... but Gav?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:48 - May 9 with 1654 viewsronnyd

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:17 - May 9 by Cafe_Newman

This post by WWZ was referenced following a Co-pilot enquiry:

C_N: How tall is Leif Davis?
C-p: Leif Davis is 1.82 meters (6 feet 0 inches) tall. He currently plays as a left-back for Ipswich Town in the Premier League.
Are you following Ipswich Town this season, or just curious about Davis?

C_N: Curious about his role as a draught excluder when defending opposition direct freekicks.
C-p: Leif Davis has been noted for his role as a draught excluder when defending direct free kicks. This position involves lying behind the defensive wall to prevent low-driven shots from sneaking under jumping defenders.
From discussions among fans, Davis appears to execute this role effectively, positioning himself carefully and adjusting his stance to minimize risks like handball. Some have even commented on his nonchalant pose, likening it to someone casually leaning in a coffee shop while still being fully aware of the play unfolding.
It’s an interesting tactical element—do you think the draught excluder is an effective strategy, or do you prefer a more traditional defensive setup?
[Post edited 9 May 16:55]


Strange, i haven't seen him prone on the floor in Starbucks.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:25 - May 9 with 1577 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 18:48 - May 9 by ronnyd

Strange, i haven't seen him prone on the floor in Starbucks.


I think Leif has more taste than to frequent Starbucks, I saw it more as occupying a chaise longue in a legs out but feet over the end of the upholstery manner, in a book lined independent coffee house that runs themed evenings two or three times a week.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:50 - May 9 with 1561 viewsronnyd

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 14:21 - Aug 25 by Meadowlark

I personally think it's the most stupid tim pot thing you can witness at a football match. Whoever dreamed it up must be laughing their heads off that such a daft thing has been widely copied.


Who is Tim Pot?
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:01 - May 10 with 1429 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:50 - May 9 by ronnyd

Who is Tim Pot?


Pol Pot's nice but dim brother...

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:47 - May 15 with 1292 viewsMeadowlark

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 11:01 - May 10 by WeWereZombies

Pol Pot's nice but dim brother...


Well spotted! ...as Cruella De Vil might have said.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:09 - May 19 with 1160 viewsSitfcB

Commentator on the Brighton Liverpool game just called it ‘the back stop’.

FFS.

Educate this man.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:30 - May 19 with 1123 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:09 - May 19 by SitfcB

Commentator on the Brighton Liverpool game just called it ‘the back stop’.

FFS.

Educate this man.


Can you complain? I’m fuming.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:47 - May 25 with 919 viewsNthsuffolkblue

I wonder if we will see Davis as a Town draught excluder again?

And if we don't, will this thread die? (I know the answer is no to that!)

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:55 - May 25 with 888 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 22:47 - May 25 by Nthsuffolkblue

I wonder if we will see Davis as a Town draught excluder again?

And if we don't, will this thread die? (I know the answer is no to that!)


This thread never dies.
It is part of us now.

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:36 - May 26 with 779 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:55 - May 25 by Whos_blue

This thread never dies.
It is part of us now.


You have gained yourself a legendary thread status.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:41 - May 26 with 746 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:55 - May 25 by Whos_blue

This thread never dies.
It is part of us now.


OMG I met a twtd legend without realising it!!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:57 - May 26 with 725 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:41 - May 26 by BanksterDebtSlave

OMG I met a twtd legend without realising it!!



Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:08 - May 27 with 722 viewsronnyd

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:57 - May 26 by Whos_blue



While draught excluders are still being deployed, your legend will endure.
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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:10 - May 29 with 550 viewsBlacknGoldnBlue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 00:08 - May 27 by ronnyd

While draught excluders are still being deployed, your legend will endure.


Was Delap ever a draft excluder?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:13 - May 29 with 548 viewsSwailsey

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:10 - May 29 by BlacknGoldnBlue

Was Delap ever a draft excluder?


Hey, thanks a lot for raising this. I don’t think so.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 21:59 - May 29 with 503 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:10 - May 29 by BlacknGoldnBlue

Was Delap ever a draft excluder?


No, but he is an anagram of pedal.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:34 - May 30 with 406 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 23:57 - May 26 by Whos_blue



If I had made the link I would have had to lie down at your feet!
[Post edited 30 May 7:35]

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 16:45 - May 31 with 260 viewsNthQldITFC




Ought this be here?

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 17:00 - May 31 with 251 viewsWhos_blue

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 07:34 - May 30 by BanksterDebtSlave

If I had made the link I would have had to lie down at your feet!
[Post edited 30 May 7:35]


Ha!

This thread isn't about me.
It's about all of us!

Distortion becomes somehow pure in its wildness.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:32 - Jun 5 with 96 viewsNthQldITFC

After some lovely weather, it's got a bit draughty and wet again, hasn't it.

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Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 10:42 - Jun 5 with 83 viewsWeWereZombies

Davis = Draught Excluder??? on 20:10 - May 29 by BlacknGoldnBlue

Was Delap ever a draft excluder?


Thirty million for a draught excluder is a bit steep, I doubt even Liberty of London would charge that, in fact you could probably get two or three Arts and Craft design inspired ones for that.

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