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While not to think to much about theis afternoon did you know that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 9 million people in Switzerland which means if the kangaroos were to invade Switzerland, each person would have to fight more than 5 kangaroos
It begs a question - what on earth have the Swiss done to upset the Kangaroos?
Keno's deep thought for the day on 11:03 - Dec 14 by factual_blue
Maybe the Swiss could invade Australia?
If they could wait until the end of March though, Mrs Factual and I would be grateful. We don't to holiday in a war zone
I doubt the cheese eating cuckoo clock mob will invade Australia. They have poisonous spiders that live under bog seats and the last thing the fondue mob will want is one of those scuttling up their leather trousers.
I think you are safe. Well, apart from the snakes (various), box jellyfish, sharks (various), stonefish, crocodiles, blue ringed octopus, tics, spiders (various) ants and centipedes.
Keno's deep thought for the day on 12:01 - Dec 14 by Churchman
I doubt the cheese eating cuckoo clock mob will invade Australia. They have poisonous spiders that live under bog seats and the last thing the fondue mob will want is one of those scuttling up their leather trousers.
I think you are safe. Well, apart from the snakes (various), box jellyfish, sharks (various), stonefish, crocodiles, blue ringed octopus, tics, spiders (various) ants and centipedes.
you missed the loudest, most annoying group over there, Aussies
The Swiss don't come over as being to handy in a fist fight either. I think even if the odds were reversed and each kangaroo had to beat 5 Swiss it would still be a massacre for the chocolate loving clock makers.
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Keno's deep thought for the day on 12:44 - Dec 14 by leitrimblue
The Swiss don't come over as being to handy in a fist fight either. I think even if the odds were reversed and each kangaroo had to beat 5 Swiss it would still be a massacre for the chocolate loving clock makers.
You're joking aren't you? They're the most confident of victory of any nation - they literally have a corkscrew on their army knife!
Trust the process. Trust Phil.
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Keno's deep thought for the day on 12:44 - Dec 14 by leitrimblue
The Swiss don't come over as being to handy in a fist fight either. I think even if the odds were reversed and each kangaroo had to beat 5 Swiss it would still be a massacre for the chocolate loving clock makers.
Why would the Swiss need to box, by law every household has a rifle and a householder trained in the army to use it. The Swiss are mild but pretty tough. deceptive folk. Also the bulk of cuckoo clocks are made in Bavaria, apart from a few high end clocks and they are not aimed at the tourists. Chocolate loving watch makers for sure.
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Keno's deep thought for the day on 12:44 - Dec 14 by leitrimblue
The Swiss don't come over as being to handy in a fist fight either. I think even if the odds were reversed and each kangaroo had to beat 5 Swiss it would still be a massacre for the chocolate loving clock makers.
There's already some 26,000 Swiss fifth columnists in Australia.
Keno's deep thought for the day on 13:01 - Dec 14 by mellowblue
Why would the Swiss need to box, by law every household has a rifle and a householder trained in the army to use it. The Swiss are mild but pretty tough. deceptive folk. Also the bulk of cuckoo clocks are made in Bavaria, apart from a few high end clocks and they are not aimed at the tourists. Chocolate loving watch makers for sure.
Well I can't argue with that level of cuckoo clock knowledge and research. Are you possibly an expert in this geographical area? If so do you know what Ghetto the Black Forest Ghetto is a reference too?
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Keno's deep thought for the day on 13:01 - Dec 14 by mellowblue
Why would the Swiss need to box, by law every household has a rifle and a householder trained in the army to use it. The Swiss are mild but pretty tough. deceptive folk. Also the bulk of cuckoo clocks are made in Bavaria, apart from a few high end clocks and they are not aimed at the tourists. Chocolate loving watch makers for sure.
I'm sure their renowned efficiency and attention to detail will stand them in good stead against a bunch of disorganised kangaroos.
Keno's deep thought for the day on 13:10 - Dec 14 by leitrimblue
I don't think the corkscrew hints at confidence. I think it's more a sign of their drunken unpreparedness. Kangaroos are gonna go straight through um
Nah, a corkscrew hints at backwardness and too much time at the fondue pot. Most wine bottles rightly have a screw cap now. This slowness is how their watch making industry lost out to quartz movements. Their cheese is pretty rubbish too.
Edit: on the upside that Federer wasn’t too bad with a tennis bat.
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Keno's deep thought for the day on 12:44 - Dec 14 by leitrimblue
The Swiss don't come over as being to handy in a fist fight either. I think even if the odds were reversed and each kangaroo had to beat 5 Swiss it would still be a massacre for the chocolate loving clock makers.
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