| Happy Valentine’s….. 07:56 - Feb 14 with 1253 views | Bloots |
….to all you sexy mofos out there! (you know who you are, mainly Keno)
Let’s have your most romantic ITFC epic love poems.
I’ll start:
Roses are red,
I’ve got constipation.
14 more wins,
And we’ll avoid relegation.
Thank you. |  |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 08:00 - Feb 14 with 1211 views | Metal_Hacker |
Happy VD Bloots |  |
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| Lovely stuff x (n/t) on 08:09 - Feb 14 with 1171 views | Bloots |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 08:00 - Feb 14 by Metal_Hacker |
Happy VD Bloots |
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| "He's been a really positive influence on my life, I think he's a great man" - TWTD User (May 2025) |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 08:34 - Feb 14 with 1110 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Even on this day of Love you had to go and be a splitter and start your own elite thread on what could have been a day of unity! But I will forgive you this once darling man xx |  |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 08:53 - Feb 14 with 1054 views | hoppy |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 08:34 - Feb 14 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Even on this day of Love you had to go and be a splitter and start your own elite thread on what could have been a day of unity! But I will forgive you this once darling man xx |
Don’t think that will win any poetry awards, but it’s te taking part… |  |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 08:59 - Feb 14 with 1029 views | Swailsey |
Roses are red
My cat is my date
I’d rather be dead
My cat is my date |  |
| Who said: "Colin Healy made Cesc Fabregas look like Colin Healy"? | We miss you TLA |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:00 - Feb 14 with 1026 views | BseaBlue |
Roses are red,
Ipswich is blue,
How about you,
Sit on my face. |  | | |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:03 - Feb 14 with 1008 views | BloomBlue |
Violets aren't blue, they're violet
And only some roses are red
We'll continue this biology lesson
After getting a win for our Ed |  | | |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:04 - Feb 14 with 1005 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 08:53 - Feb 14 by hoppy |
Don’t think that will win any poetry awards, but it’s te taking part… |
Even on this day of Love
you had to be a splitter.
Even when you stick to footy
your posts are getting sh1tter. | |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:09 - Feb 14 with 977 views | hoppy |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:04 - Feb 14 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Even on this day of Love
you had to be a splitter.
Even when you stick to footy
your posts are getting sh1tter. |
Would a second verse include the forgiveness bit, or is that long gone now? | |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:16 - Feb 14 with 938 views | WeWereZombies |
Shall I compare thee to a Glassers today ?
Thou art more flagrant and righty
On no, I've gone and channeled Elephant In The Room |  |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:16 - Feb 14 with 939 views | tazdac |
Roses are red,
It’s that time of the year,
I don’t have a valentine,
But I do have beer! |  | | |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 09:25 - Feb 14 with 899 views | Metal_Hacker |
Roses are red
Vioets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van | |
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| These are all beautiful so far, well done x (n/t) on 10:10 - Feb 14 with 838 views | Bloots |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 11:32 - Feb 14 with 741 views | Keno |
Roses are red
and let me be frank
thinking of you
makes me want a mug of coffee and biscuit |  |
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 12:57 - Feb 14 with 647 views | BrandonsBlues |
Roses are red
Ipswich are blue and white
I think last night's curry
Makes me want to sh ite
Roses are red
Ipswich are blue
Here I go again
Off to the loo
Roses are red
Ipswich are blue
I should be working
How about you
Roses are red
Ipswich are blue
I've been so many times
My ars is red too [Post edited 14 Feb 13:14]
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| Happy Valentine’s….. on 13:10 - Feb 14 with 639 views | Plums |
Rosae rubrae sunt
Violae caeruleae
Aperi mihi togam
Et frui visu |  |
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| I’d rather not! (n/t) on 13:20 - Feb 14 with 617 views | Bloots |
| Happy Valentine’s….. on 13:10 - Feb 14 by Plums |
Rosae rubrae sunt
Violae caeruleae
Aperi mihi togam
Et frui visu |
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| "He's been a really positive influence on my life, I think he's a great man" - TWTD User (May 2025) |
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