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Do you wipe after having a piss? 00:00 - Apr 27 with 4982 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss?


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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 21:10 - Apr 27 with 1180 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:59 - Apr 27 by NthQldITFC

You could always use the shower or bath.

But it's politic to ask anyone currently bathing whether they mind.


What you will find you need is a butler sink in the kitchen. Just stay away from the drying up towels though.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 23:16 - Apr 27 with 1108 viewsronnyd

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 21:10 - Apr 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

What you will find you need is a butler sink in the kitchen. Just stay away from the drying up towels though.


That would make it a pea towel.
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 23:46 - Apr 27 with 1079 viewsCheltenham_Blue

All these comments and no one has asked the important question.

Isn’t that what your pants are for?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 05:47 - Apr 28 with 1031 viewsdickie

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 14:58 - Apr 27 by Oldsmoker

At home I use one-sheet as a wipe.

In my student days I shared a house with 2 girls.
The girls insisted/demanded that I sit down when I have a piss.
Everything goes down the pan - no splash zone to clear up.
I've sat down ever since.


I'm a big fan of a sit down wee, although usually end up doing a little crap as well
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 07:52 - Apr 28 with 995 viewshoppy

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 05:47 - Apr 28 by dickie

I'm a big fan of a sit down wee, although usually end up doing a little crap as well


I assume poll closed now, as dickie has spoken?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:00 - Apr 28 with 992 viewsWeWereZombies

Where is the 'I get the dog to lick it clean' option ?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:11 - Apr 28 with 982 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 07:52 - Apr 28 by hoppy

I assume poll closed now, as dickie has spoken?


Stokie will be pleased we have an expert on board, but where if anywhere does dickie wipe?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:12 - Apr 28 with 982 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 09:24 - Apr 27 by gtsb1966

Someone was drunk last night. Weird post.


Are you new here?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:21 - Apr 28 with 975 viewshoppy

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:00 - Apr 28 by WeWereZombies

Where is the 'I get the dog to lick it clean' option ?


The RSPCA would just like a word.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:23 - Apr 28 with 973 viewsWeWereZombies

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:21 - Apr 28 by hoppy

The RSPCA would just like a word.


I only suggested to draw out the lurkers from WotB.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:33 - Apr 28 with 966 viewshoppy

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:23 - Apr 28 by WeWereZombies

I only suggested to draw out the lurkers from WotB.


In which case you spelled ‘sister’ wrongly.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:34 - Apr 28 with 959 viewsBenters

On the bed sheets ?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 10:17 - Apr 28 with 920 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 10:22 - Apr 27 by baxterbasics

Might have a dab if using a proper toilet but obviously not if at a public urinal or a hedge somewhere outdoors. Which I assume these trendy students never do.

At home I will often give it a rinse. Depending on the circs.


I know it's not practical to wipe after using a public urinal but I fail to see why I get so many strange looks as I shuffle across to use one of those hot air blower things that's mounted on the wall. They shouldn't provide them if they don't want you to use them even though I've never seen anyone else doing so -unhealthy gits!


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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 11:39 - Apr 28 with 888 viewsNthQldITFC

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 10:17 - Apr 28 by Portmanteauxcurling

I know it's not practical to wipe after using a public urinal but I fail to see why I get so many strange looks as I shuffle across to use one of those hot air blower things that's mounted on the wall. They shouldn't provide them if they don't want you to use them even though I've never seen anyone else doing so -unhealthy gits!




I don't have to shuffle across.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 12:15 - Apr 28 with 867 viewshoppy

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 11:39 - Apr 28 by NthQldITFC

I don't have to shuffle across.


You're not supposed to pee underneath those.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 12:21 - Apr 28 with 862 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 11:39 - Apr 28 by NthQldITFC

I don't have to shuffle across.


I find it difficult not to shuffle when I've got my trousers and pants round my ankles.




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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 19:52 - Apr 28 with 784 viewsOldsmoker

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 16:12 - Apr 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

Who would have thought you were metrosexual ahead of your time OS!


I'm actually really lazy.
So lazy I can't be bothered to dust so cleaning the bathroom floor and walls just won't happen.
I've lived in my current flat for 3+ years now and if I had stood, the bathroom would honk big-time, meaning I'd have no option but to piss in the kitchen sink.
I can't imagine how long a forced heave due to constipation would take - I would probably pass out.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:38 - Apr 28 with 763 viewsNthQldITFC

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 12:15 - Apr 28 by hoppy

You're not supposed to pee underneath those.


I don't, I pee up into them and create a nice fragrant steam room atmosphere. Of course sometimes I get an even nastier shock than anyone who comes in when I'm providing that service.

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:48 - Apr 28 with 751 viewsdickie

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 08:11 - Apr 28 by BanksterDebtSlave

Stokie will be pleased we have an expert on board, but where if anywhere does dickie wipe?


I'm more of a dabber
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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 21:23 - Apr 28 with 714 viewshoppy

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 20:48 - Apr 28 by dickie

I'm more of a dabber


Very popular at bingo halls then?

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Do you wipe after having a piss? on 22:04 - Apr 28 with 686 viewsdickie

Do you wipe after having a piss? on 21:23 - Apr 28 by hoppy

Very popular at bingo halls then?


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