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Tuanzebe 14:15 - Sep 14 with 4190 views_clive_baker_

Tuanzebe zebe zebe.

Where is he? Cant say I’ve taken much notice of Burnley but he’s not even on the bench. Presumably fit as he played in the cup, his only appearance so far.

It’s a waste, he’s a Rolls Royce of a player.
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Tuanzebe on 08:55 - Sep 15 with 489 viewsMetal_Hacker

Tuanzebe on 08:54 - Sep 15 by Steve_M

Yes, that plus the decline in smoking (espc whilst drunk) and the removal of really toxic fillings from furnishings have all made decent contributions to reducing house fires.

Chip pans though, fortunately they are a relic now domestically.


And the fact that consumer units are now made from non-combustible material

I'll also add the regulatory use of AFDD's in HMO's and buildings over 18m has helped

(Yeah I'm an anorak and deliver CPD's on the subject)

But I'm not sure if Tuanzebe is injured or not sorry
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Tuanzebe on 09:05 - Sep 15 with 428 viewsChurchman

Tuanzebe on 08:48 - Sep 15 by soupytwist

There's a reasonably credible theory that the advent of oven chips led to a small, but noticeable, increase in life expectancy in certain parts of the UK, like Glasgow.

Due mainly to the reduction in people coming home from the pub after closing time and deciding to make themselves some chips using a load of oil and a naked flame.


I suspect highly flammable clothing of the time didn’t help the situation.

So taking your point forward, it could be said that the late night kebab is actually a healthy lifesaver! No chance of a chip pan oil conflagration combo if you are mangling the elephants leg!
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Tuanzebe on 09:08 - Sep 15 with 419 viewsMookamoo

Tuanzebe on 08:54 - Sep 15 by Steve_M

Yes, that plus the decline in smoking (espc whilst drunk) and the removal of really toxic fillings from furnishings have all made decent contributions to reducing house fires.

Chip pans though, fortunately they are a relic now domestically.




We had a tea towel by the sink just to do this with. Basic cookery skills.
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Tuanzebe on 09:10 - Sep 15 with 400 viewsMedwayTractor

Tuanzebe on 15:12 - Sep 14 by Nthsuffolkblue

Richard Wright says the loft is just as dangerous!

The truth is that most accidents happen in the home.


Homes are, truly, dangerous places. Most children are caused by accidents in the home.

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Tuanzebe on 09:19 - Sep 15 with 372 viewsWarkystache

Tuanzebe on 09:10 - Sep 15 by MedwayTractor

Homes are, truly, dangerous places. Most children are caused by accidents in the home.


Supermarkets can be tricky. I once burped loudly in my local Waitrose after a day on the lash and the looks I got could've easily killed me.

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Tuanzebe on 09:23 - Sep 15 with 360 viewssolemio

Sir Bobby said that Brazilian Ronaldo was the second best player he ever managed. You know who he said was the best.
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Tuanzebe on 09:25 - Sep 15 with 339 viewsHighgateBlue

Tuanzebe on 17:26 - Sep 14 by ringwoodblue

He stepped on a rake in the garden apparently


To be fair to him, he couldn't see the rake. He was blinded from looking down the end of that hosepipe at the very time that the water came gushing out.
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Tuanzebe on 10:08 - Sep 15 with 242 viewsNthQldITFC

Tuanzebe on 16:18 - Sep 14 by mellowblue

it was a privilege to have watched him all those years ago. Such a shame his career was cut short so much by injury. What an animal he was.
Another freak injury he had was over-straining while on the toilet, pulled a stomach muscle.
While at Col U .


...but smashed the porcelain to smithereens, no doubt.

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Tuanzebe on 10:26 - Sep 15 with 198 viewsWarkystache

Tuanzebe on 09:23 - Sep 15 by solemio

Sir Bobby said that Brazilian Ronaldo was the second best player he ever managed. You know who he said was the best.


Eric Gates?

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Tuanzebe on 10:52 - Sep 15 with 145 viewsArnieM

Tuanzebe on 14:28 - Sep 14 by RadioOrwell

Kevin Beattie agrees.


Lofts are not too clever either.... ask Richard Wright.

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Tuanzebe on 10:58 - Sep 15 with 119 viewsChurchman

Tuanzebe on 10:26 - Sep 15 by Warkystache

Eric Gates?


Robin Turner
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