Ryanair toilet paper. on 08:57 - Sep 15 by bluelagos | Off anywhere nice Bankster? Last I flew Ryanair was for the Hellsenbourgs match. Fckers marketed it as a flight to Copenhagen and flew us to Malmo which is in a different country ffs. Then had a bus ride to Copenhagen across the bridge that goes under the sea. Wasn't the only one who only realised on the plane. |
A friend of mine was last on a Ryanair flight and the only seat left was one with a small lake of vomit on it. She was told by the sour looking stewardess ‘that’s the only seat, take it or you’ll be bumped off and won’t get a refund.’ The airport newspaper was deployed. I think they, like EasyJet, allocate seats now, thank goodness. |  |