Queueing in pubs 18:04 - Sep 22 with 1460 views | chicoazul | I usually only drink in a couple of local pubs but happened to find myself in a trendy pub in Southgate this weekend, don’t ask. There was a queue, yes madam that is what I said, queue, to the ramp to order. I have never seen anything like it in my life. I noticed it, walked past it, caught mine hosts eye and was served in no time in the usual way. Is this the New Jerusalem? Is this what we fought and trounced the Hun for, not once but twice? What does TWTD make of this shocking phenomena? |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 18:07 - Sep 22 with 1417 views | You_Bloo_Right | Determining the order in which customers are served is the responsibility of the bar staff. No good will come of customers taking the law into their own hands in this way. |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 18:09 - Sep 22 with 1397 views | ITFC_Forever | I can remember staying at a holiday park about 10 years ago. The bar staff were getting pretty annoyed that people weren’t just coming to the bar in the usual way. |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 18:12 - Sep 22 with 1361 views | DJR | On matchdays, people always form a queue in the Greyhound, whose service is second to none anyway. |  | |  |
Queueing in pubs on 18:53 - Sep 22 with 1127 views | brazil1982 | Noticed it a few times recently. Horrible. |  | |  |
Bleedin hipsters, innit….. on 19:36 - Sep 22 with 976 views | Bloots | ….bet they all had beards, check shirts, waistcoats, skinny jeans, no socks and probably bow ties. All queuing up for a half of Cosmo Kumquat Imperial Stout brewed by some nerd in his Mum’s downstairs bog. |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 19:38 - Sep 22 with 951 views | Illinoisblue | The nonsense has spread over here. The miserable git of a landlord at my local put up a sign a couple years back saying “line starts here for service” and loudly makes it clear that he won’t serve anyone who’s not officially waiting in the line. I don’t love it but given the number of people who sit at the bar and never move, it’s not the worst idea. |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 19:39 - Sep 22 with 945 views | GlasgowBlue | The world has gone mad if people are queueing in pubs. Any decent boozer operates a free for all scrummage at the bar. [Post edited 22 Sep 19:41]
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Queueing in pubs on 20:10 - Sep 22 with 767 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Queueing in pubs on 19:39 - Sep 22 by GlasgowBlue | The world has gone mad if people are queueing in pubs. Any decent boozer operates a free for all scrummage at the bar. [Post edited 22 Sep 19:41]
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I always saw it more as a rolling maul |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 20:22 - Sep 22 with 709 views | GlasgowBlue |
Queueing in pubs on 20:10 - Sep 22 by You_Bloo_Right | I always saw it more as a rolling maul |
I must admit that as I get older it's harder to catch the eye of a busty barmaid. And if I was to say to "have one yourself" I'd probably be on a list with Russell Brand. |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 20:26 - Sep 22 with 685 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Queueing in pubs on 20:22 - Sep 22 by GlasgowBlue | I must admit that as I get older it's harder to catch the eye of a busty barmaid. And if I was to say to "have one yourself" I'd probably be on a list with Russell Brand. |
If you lifted your gaze from said barmaid's décolletage it may help. |  |
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Queueing in pubs on 21:00 - Sep 22 with 566 views | stonojnr |
Queueing in pubs on 18:07 - Sep 22 by You_Bloo_Right | Determining the order in which customers are served is the responsibility of the bar staff. No good will come of customers taking the law into their own hands in this way. |
it is, but alot of bar staff arent trained, taught or bother to learn the skill, after all its just pushing buttons on a till and pulling a tap innit. and even when they are decent staff, we seem to be seeing alot of infrequent visitors to the pub who dont know pub etiquette, so instead of it just being an annoyance at Christmas time, its spreading to the rest of the year. I dont queue to get in a pub, and certainly dont queue in the pub, except maybe to use the lav. |  | |  |
Queueing in pubs on 22:40 - Sep 22 with 340 views | SuperKieranMcKenna | Best thing (only?!) about COVID was ordering a pint to your table on an app - so civilised. What with that being scrapped and dragging everyone back to the office, we’ve regressed! |  | |  |
Queueing in pubs on 23:56 - Sep 22 with 155 views | Funge | The last time I went into Isaacs (is there a pub in the world with more bars) was before Sarmiento did that thing against Southampton - walked up to purchase a refreshing beverage, and was told by some poor kid in an ill-fitting polo shirt, that there was a queue. Indeed, a line of gloomy blue shirts disappeared into yonder gloom. I think I may have sworn and stomped off; pretty sure Aidan Coughlan will cope without my custom. Queueing at bars is the worst thing to happen to the UK in the last 200 years. |  | |  |
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