| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... 16:40 - Jan 27 with 1193 views | MK1 |
He earns more than £100.
£34.34 a minute.
If he sleeps for 8 hours a night, he earns about £16,500 a night.
Reported £18M a year.
I know they signed him on the cheap, but still.... |  |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 16:48 - Jan 27 with 1114 views | FlittonBlue |
Hope for his sake he doesnt have constipation then! |  | | |
| Why can't *I* get this job??? (n/t) on 17:00 - Jan 27 with 1053 views | ScottCandage |
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| Why can't *I* get this job??? (n/t) on 17:05 - Jan 27 with 1026 views | PhilsAngels |
| Why can't *I* get this job??? (n/t) on 17:00 - Jan 27 by ScottCandage |
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Because we sh t at football | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:18 - Jan 27 with 987 views | TheBoyBlue |
Ronaldo would apparently make about £1k in those 3 minutes. | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:20 - Jan 27 with 973 views | MK1 |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:18 - Jan 27 by TheBoyBlue |
Ronaldo would apparently make about £1k in those 3 minutes. |
Crazy times. | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:47 - Jan 27 with 887 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
It's worse than that. You've assumed that employees are paid 24 hours a day.
He earns nothing for sleeping, unless it's at work. But if he has a poo at work, (who only poo's for 3 minutes?), he earns £157 per poo minute on a 40 hour week (with 20 days holiday) |  |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:54 - Jan 27 with 858 views | MK1 |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:47 - Jan 27 by Cheltenham_Blue |
It's worse than that. You've assumed that employees are paid 24 hours a day.
He earns nothing for sleeping, unless it's at work. But if he has a poo at work, (who only poo's for 3 minutes?), he earns £157 per poo minute on a 40 hour week (with 20 days holiday) |
I based it on a minutes per day basis. (3 minutes is plenty) | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:56 - Jan 27 with 850 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:54 - Jan 27 by MK1 |
I based it on a minutes per day basis. (3 minutes is plenty) |
No one poo's for just 3 minutes a day. Are you including wiping time? Or just pushing? | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:09 - Jan 27 with 804 views | bartyg |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:56 - Jan 27 by Cheltenham_Blue |
No one poo's for just 3 minutes a day. Are you including wiping time? Or just pushing? |
How hard are you having to push? |  | | |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:11 - Jan 27 with 788 views | MK1 |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:56 - Jan 27 by Cheltenham_Blue |
No one poo's for just 3 minutes a day. Are you including wiping time? Or just pushing? |
Careful not to push too hard. You can do yourself damage. 3 minutes is a long time. | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:32 - Jan 27 with 757 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:11 - Jan 27 by MK1 |
Careful not to push too hard. You can do yourself damage. 3 minutes is a long time. |
Depends on the downloaded quantity surely? | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:42 - Jan 27 with 729 views | Dubtractor |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 17:56 - Jan 27 by Cheltenham_Blue |
No one poo's for just 3 minutes a day. Are you including wiping time? Or just pushing? |
I'm with you, and slightly bemused by the '3 minutes is plenty' view.
Going for a poo is quality time and should not be rushed. Take a book or a magazine in, settle in, and just enjoy the moment without any other distractions. |  |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:49 - Jan 27 with 717 views | MK1 |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:32 - Jan 27 by Cheltenham_Blue |
Depends on the downloaded quantity surely? |
Humans carry 2KGs of poo in their bodies. No need to push too hard if you have a stable diet. I spend probably only 2 minutes pooing and the rest wiping and then washing hands. (I only poo once a day and have done for most of my life)
I'm staggered that people are wanting/needing longer. Maybe a look at your diet is needed. | |
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| Why can't *I* get this job??? (n/t) on 19:02 - Jan 27 with 690 views | HighgateBlue |
| Why can't *I* get this job??? (n/t) on 17:00 - Jan 27 by ScottCandage |
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You have been a venerable servant to this club in this role, and your performances have earned you a big move(ment). I think it would be churlish for the club to stand in your way.
Would also probably be risking disaster to stand in your way at the material time... |  | | |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 20:27 - Jan 27 with 593 views | Coastalblue |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:49 - Jan 27 by MK1 |
Humans carry 2KGs of poo in their bodies. No need to push too hard if you have a stable diet. I spend probably only 2 minutes pooing and the rest wiping and then washing hands. (I only poo once a day and have done for most of my life)
I'm staggered that people are wanting/needing longer. Maybe a look at your diet is needed. |
I would suggest that rather than people looking at their diet you're missing the point that your efficiency, while impressive, is robbing you of one of life's great luxuries. |  |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 20:31 - Jan 27 with 570 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:09 - Jan 27 by bartyg |
How hard are you having to push? |
It's not about pushing hard. Its about taking my time and enjoying it, especially if its on the employers dime. | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 21:01 - Jan 27 with 520 views | Vic |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:42 - Jan 27 by Dubtractor |
I'm with you, and slightly bemused by the '3 minutes is plenty' view.
Going for a poo is quality time and should not be rushed. Take a book or a magazine in, settle in, and just enjoy the moment without any other distractions. |
You lot need a better diet. No one should be pushing! I bet Guehi has a nutritionalist just to make sure he’s not pushing to much and using energy that needs to be reserv3d for a game. |  |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 21:06 - Jan 27 with 500 views | StNeotsBlue |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 18:49 - Jan 27 by MK1 |
Humans carry 2KGs of poo in their bodies. No need to push too hard if you have a stable diet. I spend probably only 2 minutes pooing and the rest wiping and then washing hands. (I only poo once a day and have done for most of my life)
I'm staggered that people are wanting/needing longer. Maybe a look at your diet is needed. |
Fair play for only taking 2 minutes to have a dump but spending the rest of your time wiping and washing seems excessive. |  | | |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 21:07 - Jan 27 with 493 views | Dubtractor |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 21:01 - Jan 27 by Vic |
You lot need a better diet. No one should be pushing! I bet Guehi has a nutritionalist just to make sure he’s not pushing to much and using energy that needs to be reserv3d for a game. |
I'm not pushing, I'm just taking my time!
As per Chelters comment, a poo on the company dime isn't to be rushed. | |
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| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 21:22 - Jan 27 with 446 views | StNeotsBlue |
| If Marc Guehi takes a 3 minute poo... on 21:07 - Jan 27 by Dubtractor |
I'm not pushing, I'm just taking my time!
As per Chelters comment, a poo on the company dime isn't to be rushed. |
Definitely. One of life's simple pleasures. I understand why some of the evangelical Puritans on here get uppity about people enjoying drinking and gambling as there are negatives but for people to chastise and lecture people about their bowel movements is a step too far. | | | |
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