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Twtd...banging yer own drum 07:55 - May 12 with 1520 viewsbluelagos

What is your finest post on Twtd?

Funny, cutting, insightful, whatever.

Mine was when we were rumoured to be signing a player called Mutton (and Reggie L was in our squad

I posted that if he signed and on debut accidently picked up the No 37 from the team shirt basket, he'd by "Mutton dressed as Lambe"

Been downhill ever since. What you got twtd?

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 15:51 - May 12 with 312 viewsBlueBoots

Was quite pleased with this effort in the "Who would win if a Stegosaurus and a Polar bear had a fight?" thread:

Who would win by BlueBoots 4 Jan 16:13
I don't know who would win in the fight, but I'd have money on the Stegosaurus telling the Polar Bear that he's a vegan within 5 minutes of meeting him


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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 17:24 - May 12 with 251 viewsRyorry

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 15:12 - May 12 by Swansea_Blue

Little things like that make me chuckle. And farts. Farts make me chuckle too. I’m a child.


We all are inside

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 17:46 - May 12 with 236 viewsFoghornGleghorn

Quite enjoyed observing that Davis missed the Portsmouth game because he was delivering a Leiflet. Way above my usual standard.
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 17:58 - May 12 with 216 viewsgreyhound

I've only ever had one noteworthy post 😂
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 23:22 - May 12 with 152 viewsWarkystache

Mine are mostly Warky Reports.

Dunno the best one? They're all on here somewhere.

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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 12:21 - May 13 with 78 viewsEdwardStone

Twtd...banging yer own drum on 13:15 - May 12 by Swansea_Blue

Whoever coined “busy f*****” deserves a special mention.


It was on a Millwall forum, one of their many sweary contributor's opinion on Harry's pre match briefing

IIRC it noted Harry as a " busy c*** " rather than a " busy f***** "

A small but important difference
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Twtd...banging yer own drum on 15:13 - May 13 with 30 viewsLuciBlue

No context:
"The wheelchair limits my box to box play!"

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