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Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" 13:07 - Oct 23 with 795 viewsVanSaParody

Reached a certain age
I'm goin' through a change
That's what people say (mm-mm?)
That's what people say (mm-mm?)

Wear my underwear light grey
But there's a "dot of shame"
If a... bus hit me today (mm-mm?)
What would people say? (mm-mm?)

Cos when I'm peein'
Can't stop, won't stop dribblin'
It's like, I think I'm finished
In my mind, hopin' I'm gonna be alright

When you've drunk a little lake, lake, lake, lake, lake
& you're thinkin' "oh, for ...sake, sake, sake, sake, sake"
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

The levee's gonna break, break, break, break, break
Cos I've drunk a little lake, lake, lake, lake, lake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

I never missed a beat
& piddled on my feet
I hope nobody sees (mm-mm?)
Hope nobody's seen (mm-mm?)

By chance I'm on my own (chance I'm on my own)
I'll clean the mess up as I go (mess up as I go)
So that nobody knows (mm-mm?)
So nobody knows (mm-mm?)

Cos when I'm peein'
Can't stop, won't stop dribblin'
It's like, I think I'm finished
In my mind, hopin' I'm gonna be alright

When you've drunk a little lake, lake, lake, lake, lake
& you're thinkin' "oh, for ...sake, sake, sake, sake, sake"
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

The levee's gonna break, break, break, break, break
Cos I've drunk a little lake, lake, lake, lake, lake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Hey, hey, hey
Just think, all in-continent-al Europe
I bet they'd rather be the lucky, lucky youth in Asia
Oh, instead you've gotta dance to this sick beat

A-list man & his cool girlfriend
She's like, "Oh my God, did ...you forget to shake?"
There was a fella back in there, with a hella death stare
So we're goin' home now, babe
so I can shake, shake, shake
(yeah, oh)

When you've drunk a little lake, lake, lake, lake, lake
& you're thinkin' "oh, for ...sake, sake, sake, sake, sake" (don't forget to shake)
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

The levee's gonna break, break, break, break, break (mm-mm?)
Cos I've drunk a little lake, lake, lake, lake, lake, lake (a lake, a lake, a lake)
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
(You got to) shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
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Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 13:10 - Oct 23 with 772 viewsNthQldITFC

Gordon Bennett.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 14:40 - Oct 23 with 646 viewsIllinoisblue

Ban this filth. No, really.

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You love it really.... on 14:43 - Oct 23 with 643 viewsBloots

Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 14:40 - Oct 23 by Illinoisblue

Ban this filth. No, really.


....admit it.

Keaton, Kint, McManus, Fenster and Hockney.

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Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 15:12 - Oct 23 with 563 viewsgiant_stow

This makes me feel fully sane, so I should be grateful - instead, I'm worried for you.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 15:34 - Oct 23 with 513 viewsJ2BLUE

I've given you an up vote. Not for the lyrics. They are terrible. You have managed to take a terrible song and make it even worse. The up vote is for your perseverance and not giving a damn what people think but posting them anyway because you enjoy it. I admire that.
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You love it really.... on 15:40 - Oct 23 with 491 viewsIllinoisblue

You love it really.... on 14:43 - Oct 23 by Bloots

....admit it.


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You love it really.... on 18:42 - Oct 23 with 373 viewsVanSaParody

You love it really.... on 15:40 - Oct 23 by Illinoisblue

The “parodies” do fill the void now rotten.com is no longer with us. Shouldn’t look but you have to.


Illinois, I'm determined to do one you'll like!
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Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 18:49 - Oct 23 with 357 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 14:40 - Oct 23 by Illinoisblue

Ban this filth. No, really.


I was hoping I’d click the thread and you’d have seen it. Magnifique

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Parody lyrics Taylor Swift "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)" on 15:41 - Oct 25 with 150 viewsDJR

As a man of a certain age, I thought the lyrics were quite funny.
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