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Jermaine Pennant 12:11 - Oct 26 with 1978 viewsWolfieAtTheBack

Rough day for him.

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Jermaine Pennant on 12:34 - Oct 26 with 1590 viewsbaxterbasics

Seems a 'better' injury reason than cutting your hand whilst doing the dishes!

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Jermaine Pennant on 12:55 - Oct 26 with 1477 viewsmellowblue

Nasty old business. Declining to report it to the police might be the wrong decision, it could be a child next time.
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Jermaine Pennant on 13:05 - Oct 26 with 1386 viewsGarv

"He's harmless"

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Jermaine Pennant on 13:20 - Oct 26 with 1293 viewsWeWereZombies

Jermaine Pennant on 12:55 - Oct 26 by mellowblue

Nasty old business. Declining to report it to the police might be the wrong decision, it could be a child next time.


Very true but you might also find that less action is taken than you expect (and I have been bitten twice by dogs, including a German Shepherd, in the last four years.)

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Jermaine Pennant on 13:20 - Oct 26 with 1285 viewsWolfieAtTheBack

Jermaine Pennant on 12:55 - Oct 26 by mellowblue

Nasty old business. Declining to report it to the police might be the wrong decision, it could be a child next time.


I got chased by a doberman as a kid, I am wary of dobermans.
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Jermaine Pennant on 13:26 - Oct 26 with 1234 viewsRadlett_blue

Jermaine Pennant on 13:05 - Oct 26 by Garv

"He's harmless"


"Oohh...he's never done anything like that before".

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Jermaine Pennant on 13:30 - Oct 26 with 1221 viewstazdac

Jermaine Pennant on 12:55 - Oct 26 by mellowblue

Nasty old business. Declining to report it to the police might be the wrong decision, it could be a child next time.


Why would a child attack Jermaine Pennant? ;o)
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Jermaine Pennant on 13:45 - Oct 26 with 1158 viewshomer_123

Jermaine Pennant on 13:20 - Oct 26 by WeWereZombies

Very true but you might also find that less action is taken than you expect (and I have been bitten twice by dogs, including a German Shepherd, in the last four years.)


Hmm, what's the common denominator here I wonder?

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Jermaine Pennant on 13:46 - Oct 26 with 1165 viewshomer_123

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Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Jermaine Pennant on 14:07 - Oct 26 with 1059 viewsWeWereZombies

Jermaine Pennant on 13:45 - Oct 26 by homer_123

Hmm, what's the common denominator here I wonder?


Well, yes, my username was JermainePedant a while back.

Oh, you mean that Alsatians have a reputation for being nervous, unpredictable and prone to sudden aggressive movements...

[edit: Actually I think it was GermainePedant but it was a while ago and I may have been very, very drunk at the time...]
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Jermaine Pennant on 14:10 - Oct 26 with 1050 viewsbsw72

Jermaine Pennant on 13:26 - Oct 26 by Radlett_blue

"Oohh...he's never done anything like that before".


"He's just playing"

And I speak as an owner of dogs who keeps them on leads when we walk, the amount of dogs that run up to mine and I get that quoted . . .
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Jermaine Pennant on 14:29 - Oct 26 with 970 viewsRadlett_blue

Jermaine Pennant on 14:10 - Oct 26 by bsw72

"He's just playing"

And I speak as an owner of dogs who keeps them on leads when we walk, the amount of dogs that run up to mine and I get that quoted . . .


And they continue to say that when the pooch places its muddy paws on your trousers.

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Jermaine Pennant on 14:38 - Oct 26 with 926 viewseirannach_gorm

Jermaine Pennant on 13:05 - Oct 26 by Garv

"He's harmless"


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Jermaine Pennant on 14:51 - Oct 26 with 861 viewsellaandred

Jermaine Pennant on 14:07 - Oct 26 by WeWereZombies

Well, yes, my username was JermainePedant a while back.

Oh, you mean that Alsatians have a reputation for being nervous, unpredictable and prone to sudden aggressive movements...

[edit: Actually I think it was GermainePedant but it was a while ago and I may have been very, very drunk at the time...]
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There are no such dogs as Alsations, it's a man made name not a breed.
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Jermaine Pennant on 14:53 - Oct 26 with 851 viewsmellowblue

Jermaine Pennant on 13:20 - Oct 26 by WeWereZombies

Very true but you might also find that less action is taken than you expect (and I have been bitten twice by dogs, including a German Shepherd, in the last four years.)


Not so keen on German shepherd dogs. As a kid I remember watching one go through a field of sheep systematically ripping their throats out. Dead sheep everywhere. Yet, from the name, they were, maybe still area, used to guard flocks of sheep.
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Jermaine Pennant on 15:11 - Oct 26 with 808 viewsWeWereZombies

Jermaine Pennant on 14:51 - Oct 26 by ellaandred

There are no such dogs as Alsations, it's a man made name not a breed.
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I wasn't talking about dogs, I was talking about people from Alsace...

'The name "Alsatian" was also historically used in the UK for the German Shepherd dog breed (particularly after World War I to avoid anti-German sentiment), though the people themselves retain the name.'

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Jermaine Pennant on 15:26 - Oct 26 with 751 viewsellaandred

Jermaine Pennant on 15:11 - Oct 26 by WeWereZombies

I wasn't talking about dogs, I was talking about people from Alsace...

'The name "Alsatian" was also historically used in the UK for the German Shepherd dog breed (particularly after World War I to avoid anti-German sentiment), though the people themselves retain the name.'


Correct
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Jermaine Pennant on 15:37 - Oct 26 with 718 viewsZx1988

Jermaine Pennant on 13:20 - Oct 26 by WeWereZombies

Very true but you might also find that less action is taken than you expect (and I have been bitten twice by dogs, including a German Shepherd, in the last four years.)


As a counter-point, I had a very different experience the other month.

I was doing a survey on a property with two dogs, both of which seemed fine and were giving me the whole "What do? What do? Me help? What that? Me smell?" treatment. All until one of them decided it wasn't fine, went for me, and bit me on the hand.

I reported it to the police, and they served the owner with what basically amounted to a 'final chance warning', and imposed a number of stipulations on how the dog was to be dealt with both inside and outside the house.

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Jermaine Pennant on 15:40 - Oct 26 with 706 viewsRadlett_blue

Jermaine Pennant on 15:37 - Oct 26 by Zx1988

As a counter-point, I had a very different experience the other month.

I was doing a survey on a property with two dogs, both of which seemed fine and were giving me the whole "What do? What do? Me help? What that? Me smell?" treatment. All until one of them decided it wasn't fine, went for me, and bit me on the hand.

I reported it to the police, and they served the owner with what basically amounted to a 'final chance warning', and imposed a number of stipulations on how the dog was to be dealt with both inside and outside the house.


I remember looking around a flat as a prospective buyer. The owner, on letting me in, asked me if I was OK with dogs. I said "fine, as long as they don't jump up all over me". The owner looked very disappointed & shut his dog away. I did not spend long looking at the flat.

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Jermaine Pennant on 16:04 - Oct 26 with 638 viewsBlueBoots

Jermaine Pennant on 12:55 - Oct 26 by mellowblue

Nasty old business. Declining to report it to the police might be the wrong decision, it could be a child next time.


100% this - may not just be what the dog does next time, but may have previous.

I'm involved in wildlife rescue, and we recently had a case of a dog that killed a swan; when it was reported, came to light the owner had already been ordered to keep his dog muzzled in public after attacking other dogs, so has now had his dog taken away. Owner facing criminal proceedings, and the dog will either be rehomed or put to sleep (from experience, usually ends up being the latter)
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Oooof on 16:13 - Oct 26 with 603 viewsDyland

Nasty stuff. Should report it though.

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Jermaine Pennant on 16:18 - Oct 26 with 582 viewsBillywitch

Jermaine Pennant on 16:04 - Oct 26 by BlueBoots

100% this - may not just be what the dog does next time, but may have previous.

I'm involved in wildlife rescue, and we recently had a case of a dog that killed a swan; when it was reported, came to light the owner had already been ordered to keep his dog muzzled in public after attacking other dogs, so has now had his dog taken away. Owner facing criminal proceedings, and the dog will either be rehomed or put to sleep (from experience, usually ends up being the latter)
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Some people just don't have the ability to be responsible. Which is so unfair on the dog and the general public
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Jermaine Pennant on 16:22 - Oct 26 with 569 viewsNthQldITFC

Jermaine Pennant on 14:51 - Oct 26 by ellaandred

There are no such dogs as Alsations, it's a man made name not a breed.
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I thought all dog breed names were man-made?

What do Alsatians call themselves then?

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Jermaine Pennant on 16:23 - Oct 26 with 559 viewsNthQldITFC

Jermaine Pennant on 15:11 - Oct 26 by WeWereZombies

I wasn't talking about dogs, I was talking about people from Alsace...

'The name "Alsatian" was also historically used in the UK for the German Shepherd dog breed (particularly after World War I to avoid anti-German sentiment), though the people themselves retain the name.'


I'm getting well confused here; what do German people who look after flocks of sheep call themselves?

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Jermaine Pennant on 16:40 - Oct 26 with 519 viewsBlueBadger

Jermaine Pennant on 14:10 - Oct 26 by bsw72

"He's just playing"

And I speak as an owner of dogs who keeps them on leads when we walk, the amount of dogs that run up to mine and I get that quoted . . .


'It's alright he's friendly' is my favourite.

Usually followed by my reply of 'yeah, mine isn't, so you might want to put them on the lead'.

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