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Never make eye contact or speak. We don't want it. Just have your pee, wash hands and exit. Please never the aahhhhhhhh, I needed that. Don't need to know.
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Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing on 10:38 - Feb 25 with 4520 views
Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing on 10:35 - Feb 25 by Pecker
Never make eye contact or speak. We don't want it. Just have your pee, wash hands and exit. Please never the aahhhhhhhh, I needed that. Don't need to know.
Wash your hands? Bloody hell, you're posh ain't ya.
Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing on 10:38 - Feb 25 by footers
Wash your hands? Bloody hell, you're posh ain't ya.
Here's a handy tip - wash your hands IN the stream of urine as you piss. This will save water and time, and will serve as a natural disinfectant for any little cuts or scrapes you may have on your hands.
If you spot that your neighbour has cuts or scrapes, ALWAYS ask before providing him with the same service.
If in public toilets I will not wash my hands as it is 100% guaranteed that my cock is cleaner than the taps in the urinals and in any case after washing you need to turn the piss covered taps off and then touch a filthy door handle because no one has the sense to make the exit a push door.
After my no wash policy I will open the door with a kitchen towel thing and if none available I will use a coat sleeve.
I am very particular about this.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing on 14:30 - Feb 25 by Lord_Lucan
If in public toilets I will not wash my hands as it is 100% guaranteed that my cock is cleaner than the taps in the urinals and in any case after washing you need to turn the piss covered taps off and then touch a filthy door handle because no one has the sense to make the exit a push door.
After my no wash policy I will open the door with a kitchen towel thing and if none available I will use a coat sleeve.
I am very particular about this.
I always wash my hands.
But I then use tissue to turn off the tap and open the door.
Unless there is someone I can follow out who leaves the door open enough for me to jam a foot in to keep it that way.
Maintain radio silence, stare straight ahead. Anyone who doesn't do this is clearly a wrong un.
As for hand washing, this is essential. I then use my sleeve to touch the handle of the door or strategically wait until the person using the other hand dryer walks off so I can go through without touching. There is no excuse for not washing hands. Grow up and stop being so disgusting. The worst is when someone comes out of a cubicle in a supermarket and heads straight for the door. Filthy c units.
Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing on 14:45 - Feb 25 by J2BLUE
Maintain radio silence, stare straight ahead. Anyone who doesn't do this is clearly a wrong un.
As for hand washing, this is essential. I then use my sleeve to touch the handle of the door or strategically wait until the person using the other hand dryer walks off so I can go through without touching. There is no excuse for not washing hands. Grow up and stop being so disgusting. The worst is when someone comes out of a cubicle in a supermarket and heads straight for the door. Filthy c units.
How do you turn off the tap?
Minger.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I went to Hamburg at the weekend for the derby. Noticed that no matter how roudy it was in the pubs and on the street, in the toilets it was always dead silent. No ‘banter’ or anything like you get over here. Even when there were big queues it was still just pure silence, heads down, no eye contact made between anyone at all.
It was great to be a part of.
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Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing on 15:17 - Feb 25 with 4093 views
Urinal etiquette: talking while wazzing on 14:45 - Feb 25 by J2BLUE
Maintain radio silence, stare straight ahead. Anyone who doesn't do this is clearly a wrong un.
As for hand washing, this is essential. I then use my sleeve to touch the handle of the door or strategically wait until the person using the other hand dryer walks off so I can go through without touching. There is no excuse for not washing hands. Grow up and stop being so disgusting. The worst is when someone comes out of a cubicle in a supermarket and heads straight for the door. Filthy c units.
I always wash my hands...just never dry them. Should be enough of a coating of water to protect my hands from any germs on the door handle...and it leaves a nice little surprise for those opening the door next...
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