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Toilet Roll Shortage 20:15 - Apr 1 with 1108 views

Just been chatting on the phone to a mate, big family and a bit strapped for cash. Shortage of basics is starting he said

He's run out of toilet paper, had to improvise and he used a lettuce leaf

The tip of the iceberg, he says

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:19 - Apr 1 with 1062 views

BloomBlue

Okale that was almost funny you butterhead

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:34 - Apr 1 with 1002 views

BasingstokeBlue

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:19 - Apr 1 by BloomBlue
Okale that was almost funny you butterhead

Only “almost” funny?

It was a little gem.

Poll:

What do you think of the three stars being relocated?

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:41 - Apr 1 with 972 views

WD19

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:34 - Apr 1 by BasingstokeBlue
Only “almost” funny? It was a little gem.

I am surprised admin have allowed this post to Romaine.

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:41 - Apr 1 with 971 views

Meadowlark

He's a lad

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:59 - Apr 1 with 912 views

Swansea_Blue

You shouldn't be getting shredded for that.

Poll:

Do you think Pert is key to all of this?

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:08 - Apr 1 with 899 views

ronnyd

Of Cos.

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:09 - Apr 1 with 890 views

witchdoctor

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:59 - Apr 1 by Swansea_Blue
You shouldn't be getting shredded for that.

lettuce hope that’s the end of the puns..ðŸ‘

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:10 - Apr 1 with 888 views

footers

It's best not to rumourmonger at these times. Lettuce know the eventual outcome.

	Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll:	Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:36 - Apr 1 with 832 views

StochesStotasBlewe

I,ll take a leaf out of his book if we run out of loo roll then.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:42 - Apr 1 with 817 views

WeWereZombies

Toilet Roll Shortage on 20:41 - Apr 1 by WD19
I am surprised admin have allowed this post to Romaine.

They will send a rocket when they notice...

Poll:

What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:51 - Apr 1 with 790 views

ronnyd

Toilet Roll Shortage on 21:42 - Apr 1 by WeWereZombies
They will send a rocket when they notice...

Everything else Kales into insignificance.

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