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Im sorry I haven't a clue 14:32 - Jun 16 with 1946 viewsKeno

if anyone needs a giggle have a listen

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b03j9m1h

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:09 - Jun 16 with 1882 viewsIP12

My favourite of this series was the week before (I think) with Humph as chaiman from the London Palladium. I often wonder just how they managed to escape the BBC censors pen (unless Mrs Trellis of North Wales had a hand in it)
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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:11 - Jun 16 with 1879 viewsKeno

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:09 - Jun 16 by IP12

My favourite of this series was the week before (I think) with Humph as chaiman from the London Palladium. I often wonder just how they managed to escape the BBC censors pen (unless Mrs Trellis of North Wales had a hand in it)


I weans sure about Jack Dee when he first took over but he's doing on.

Some of the Humph stuff is priceless!!

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:20 - Jun 16 with 1860 viewsfactual_blue

Haven't listened for years. I still recall the Piccadilly* Redevelopment Scheme Blues from about 1972.

'Woke up this morning
Thinking 'bout the Piccadilly Redevelopment Scheme
Looked out my window
Eros was nowhere to be seen
But that ain't surprising
I live in Gretna Green





*Piccadilly London. For about ten years there was a daft scheme to have an elevated roadway or something circling Piccadilly. It was finally rejected by the tories, not on aesthetic grounds, but because it didn't allow for a large enough increase in traffic.

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:20 - Jun 16 with 1863 viewsIP12

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:11 - Jun 16 by Keno

I weans sure about Jack Dee when he first took over but he's doing on.

Some of the Humph stuff is priceless!!


Having Jimi Hendrix choking 'On his own Vimto' and Samantha dealing with 'Chalkey White & Curley Smith' is just wonderful listening. I expect that before long somebody from the BBC PC police will remove things like 'The Goons' & 'Round The Horne'.
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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:22 - Jun 16 with 1865 viewsfactual_blue

To save anybody else the bother of posting it, I'll do the obvious reply.

We already know you haven't Keno.






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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:40 - Jun 16 with 1842 viewsKeno

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:22 - Jun 16 by factual_blue

To save anybody else the bother of posting it, I'll do the obvious reply.

We already know you haven't Keno.







I'm amazed that took you nearly an hour

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:41 - Jun 16 with 1843 viewsIP12

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:09 - Jun 16 by IP12

My favourite of this series was the week before (I think) with Humph as chaiman from the London Palladium. I often wonder just how they managed to escape the BBC censors pen (unless Mrs Trellis of North Wales had a hand in it)


https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000hvbk
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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:44 - Jun 16 with 1833 viewsfactual_blue

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:40 - Jun 16 by Keno

I'm amazed that took you nearly an hour


I have been rampaging around the grounds of Castillo del Factuel with a chainsaw...

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:45 - Jun 16 with 1836 viewsKeno

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:41 - Jun 16 by IP12

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000hvbk


Samantha has to nip out to take her german shepherd to the park to give him a stroke, while he licks her face and pants..

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 17:13 - Jun 16 with 1765 viewsNthQldITFC

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:45 - Jun 16 by Keno

Samantha has to nip out to take her german shepherd to the park to give him a stroke, while he licks her face and pants..


That is my very favourite Samantha. I had my post lined up, but I see that you got in there before me.

I've just got back from the old, dusty, candle-lit BBC archive, where the elderly archivist blows the dust and wax off whilst Samantha climbs the ladder to the top shelf.

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 17:23 - Jun 16 with 1749 viewsAlanRetentive

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 17:13 - Jun 16 by NthQldITFC

That is my very favourite Samantha. I had my post lined up, but I see that you got in there before me.

I've just got back from the old, dusty, candle-lit BBC archive, where the elderly archivist blows the dust and wax off whilst Samantha climbs the ladder to the top shelf.


That does not correspond with my experience of the archives at the BBC, which I visited on a guided tour shortly before the present difficulties. I would have to say that I found the entire experience highly stimulating, the detailed explanation of the reference system particularly fascinating, and the building itself very clean and well-maintained.

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 17:30 - Jun 16 with 1741 viewsNthQldITFC

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 17:23 - Jun 16 by AlanRetentive

That does not correspond with my experience of the archives at the BBC, which I visited on a guided tour shortly before the present difficulties. I would have to say that I found the entire experience highly stimulating, the detailed explanation of the reference system particularly fascinating, and the building itself very clean and well-maintained.


Apologies Alan. I may have been thinking of the archive at the Manchester Guardian.

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 17:34 - Jun 16 with 1738 viewsWeWereZombies

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 15:22 - Jun 16 by factual_blue

To save anybody else the bother of posting it, I'll do the obvious reply.

We already know you haven't Keno.







I've only just seen this thread and its title, I thought it was going to be the first progress report on the Battenberg public relations campaign.

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 18:40 - Jun 16 with 1687 viewsfactual_blue

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 17:34 - Jun 16 by WeWereZombies

I've only just seen this thread and its title, I thought it was going to be the first progress report on the Battenberg public relations campaign.


Phil won't allow it.


I've always rated Phil as a man of wisdom and good taste.

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 19:09 - Jun 16 with 1656 viewsFixed_It

A moment of enlightenment?

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 22:33 - Jun 16 with 1590 viewsWeWereZombies

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 18:40 - Jun 16 by factual_blue

Phil won't allow it.


I've always rated Phil as a man of wisdom and good taste.


Sympathy for the Hamvil...

No, I have commissioned the project and it is up to me to allow it. The progress reports, the setting of milestones, the reports on milestones missed, the press announcements on why Battenberg has the best ingredients and greatest taste in this league and the bottom place is just a blip - all of those things are Keno's job.

I will however make a statement from my hidden lair underground in my private island fortress in due course. This will take the form of fourteen enigmatic sentences so as to allow Phil to spin a daily story out of each of them over a two week period.

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 23:27 - Jun 16 with 1560 viewsRyorry

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 22:33 - Jun 16 by WeWereZombies

Sympathy for the Hamvil...

No, I have commissioned the project and it is up to me to allow it. The progress reports, the setting of milestones, the reports on milestones missed, the press announcements on why Battenberg has the best ingredients and greatest taste in this league and the bottom place is just a blip - all of those things are Keno's job.

I will however make a statement from my hidden lair underground in my private island fortress in due course. This will take the form of fourteen enigmatic sentences so as to allow Phil to spin a daily story out of each of them over a two week period.


Battenberg is an abomination, as well as a real & present danger to eyeballs everywhere.

Why the BBC doesn't show Battenberg presence indicators, along with those for UV & pollen, so that people could at least whip their shades outa their pockets & protect their eyesight from the blinding clash of bright pink and yellow, lord knows

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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 00:56 - Jun 17 with 1541 viewsWeWereZombies

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 23:27 - Jun 16 by Ryorry

Battenberg is an abomination, as well as a real & present danger to eyeballs everywhere.

Why the BBC doesn't show Battenberg presence indicators, along with those for UV & pollen, so that people could at least whip their shades outa their pockets & protect their eyesight from the blinding clash of bright pink and yellow, lord knows


Such a gross misrepresentation, so little appreciation of the diversity of our wonderful Battenberg community:





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Im sorry I haven't a clue on 23:58 - Jun 17 with 1429 viewsRyorry

Im sorry I haven't a clue on 00:56 - Jun 17 by WeWereZombies

Such a gross misrepresentation, so little appreciation of the diversity of our wonderful Battenberg community:





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