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I've been trying to recommission mine to inject bleach into me as advised by the President, but the trouble is my zero point energy collector is not yet putting out enough juice to power up the corporeal illumination lamps. I know, I know, why do I need both technologies? Well, better safe than sorry if you ask me.
# WE ARE STEALING THE FUTURE FROM OUR CHILDREN --- WE MUST CHANGE COURSE #
This does actually exist....as a paid-for service. Not actually a sodastream, a but bigger peice of kit
My folks lived in rural south-west France and one of their neighbours, Henri, used to grow his own grapes and made a very thin, sour tasting white wine
At some point in the year a contractor's van would turn up at his place and convert the majority of this wine into fizz by pumping it up with CO2...it was a service they offered to the region and they just went from farm to farm to do exactly this. It made Henri's undrinkable white wine into undrinkable fizzy white wine
Every holiday, party or birthday Henri would turn up with a couple of bottles of this stuff as a gift to the hosts. People would take a sip and congratulate Henri on his efforts whilst he was looking....then pour it away when his back was turned
He was a splendid chap was Henri....he wore a beret unironically. He lived to be 100, surviving his last 40 years on his Diet Of Three...each day he consumed 3 litres wine, 3 litres soup
Breakfast, one litre soup
Lunch, One litre soup, one litre wine
Supper. one litre soup, 2 litres wine
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In the spirit of science.. on 09:02 - Jan 30 with 401 views