| Friday dump thread - limericks only 11:02 - Jun 4 with 847 views | WeWereZombies |
I hope you will not find me excessively rude
When I tell that yesterday when I depooed
A single sheet on the matter
Showed hardly a trace of splatter
With great smugness did I exit the booth |  |
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 11:18 - Jun 4 with 812 views | wkj |
There once was a tosser called Trump,
He had an incredibly enormous rump,
The fella had no heart,
And a name like a fart,
With the knockings of a wet sloppy dump. [Post edited 4 Jun 2021 11:19]
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 11:45 - Jun 4 with 772 views | eireblue |
I tell a story of food fermented
To eat so much Kimchi may seem demented
Your stomach may churn
With a vinegary burn
But the tale ends with a blocked passage prevented [Post edited 4 Jun 2021 11:46]
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 11:47 - Jun 4 with 762 views | NthQldITFC |
From the crypt of the church of St. Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles,
'My goodness gracious!',
Cried Brother Ignatius,
'I forgot that your eminence had piles.' |  |
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 11:48 - Jun 4 with 755 views | Keno |
I rushed to 'that room' as the cramps hit
made it in time to comfortably sit
and with a relieving sign
opened up the brown eye
as out passed one enormous great sh.... |  |
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 11:49 - Jun 4 with 750 views | Lord_Lucan |
Fee fi fo fum
I've just exploded from my bum |  |
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 11:56 - Jun 4 with 741 views | eireblue |
From Wuthering Heights
To books with frights
I scatalogically engage
With every page
But I can’t find descriptions of sh1tes. | | | |
| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 12:01 - Jun 4 with 717 views | eireblue |
| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 11:49 - Jun 4 by Lord_Lucan |
Fee fi fo fum
I've just exploded from my bum |
Lord Lucan has entered the running
We expect his output to be stunning
That was no Limerick
But I don’t want to be a prick
Because I quite liked his punning. [Post edited 4 Jun 2021 12:02]
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 12:12 - Jun 4 with 696 views | DropCliffsNotBombs |
At the pub was a queue for the sh*tter
So I crouched in the gutter 'mongst the litter.
The tale of this poo
Is equally as true
As one of CMs rumours from twitter.
(sorry Chris  ) |  | | |
| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 12:31 - Jun 4 with 679 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 12:01 - Jun 4 by eireblue |
Lord Lucan has entered the running
We expect his output to be stunning
That was no Limerick
But I don’t want to be a prick
Because I quite liked his punning. [Post edited 4 Jun 2021 12:02]
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I'm stuck on the phone to my bank
I genuinely am in a queue
I was going to rhyme that with poo
But Eire Blue is a funny old chap
So I thought I would rhyme it with crap | |
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 12:36 - Jun 4 with 664 views | WeWereZombies |
| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 12:31 - Jun 4 by Lord_Lucan |
I'm stuck on the phone to my bank
I genuinely am in a queue
I was going to rhyme that with poo
But Eire Blue is a funny old chap
So I thought I would rhyme it with crap |
Limerick, a poetic form strict as haiku
Even when the subject is poo
Don't mess with the rhyme scheme
However much you may deem
The need for a response to be true | |
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 15:16 - Jun 4 with 573 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
There once was an old boy from Diss,
Who went down to the Mere for a piss,
While he pissed, as you do,
A fart followed through,
And made an almighty big mess.
I'll get my coat............ |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Friday dump thread - limericks only on 16:39 - Jun 4 with 537 views | BlueBoots |
This morning straight after my latte,
I felt things astir in my batty,
So I ran to the loo,
And did drop off a poo,
The size of a nice tube of Smarties. |  |
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