Old heads whiten, old men shiver. The bullsh1t carries on forever Like a stream that runneth ever In the tabloids, in a river Flowing down from Downing Street. Pyred pigs, and gas on ration Food is short in half a nation, Petrol looking for a station But Johnson is replete. His dim-smooth brow in sunlight glow'd; His classic education show'd; Atop his head in tresses flow'd His burnish'd hair as on he strode, As he strode down Downing Street. In the town and in the country Spreading lies to all and sundry, Just so that, to put it bluntly, So Johnson keeps his seat. | |