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There once was a dickhead from Eton Any office he held he did cheapen Anything he would say just to get his own way Yet still the other parties were beaten
There once was a w*nker named Boris, As deceptively venomous as a slow loris. He wrote on a bus The UK's safe with us But he got no more safe hands than Will Norris.
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Old heads whiten, old men shiver. The bullsh1t carries on forever Like a stream that runneth ever In the tabloids, in a river Flowing down from Downing Street. Pyred pigs, and gas on ration Food is short in half a nation, Petrol looking for a station But Johnson is replete.
His dim-smooth brow in sunlight glow'd; His classic education show'd; Atop his head in tresses flow'd His burnish'd hair as on he strode, As he strode down Downing Street. In the town and in the country Spreading lies to all and sundry, Just so that, to put it bluntly, So Johnson keeps his seat.
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