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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon 00:40 - Oct 7 with 648 viewsRyorry

Boris Johnson is such a gasbag of lies
He always attracts the clusterflies
After he speaks
The room reeks for weeks
While on loop the nation cries.

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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon on 08:31 - Oct 7 with 514 viewsSaleAway

There once was a dickhead from Eton
Any office he held he did cheapen
Anything he would say
just to get his own way
Yet still the other parties were beaten

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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon on 08:39 - Oct 7 with 506 viewsZx1988

Boris Johnson is a facking cant
He's a facking cant
He's a facking cant
Boris Johnson is a facking cant
He's a facking cant
Yes he's a facking cant



Have I got this right?

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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon on 12:45 - Oct 7 with 465 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

There once was a w*nker named Boris,
As deceptively venomous as a slow loris.
He wrote on a bus
The UK's safe with us
But he got no more safe hands than Will Norris.
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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon on 13:20 - Oct 7 with 446 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Old heads whiten, old men shiver.
The bullsh1t carries on forever
Like a stream that runneth ever
In the tabloids, in a river
Flowing down from Downing Street.
Pyred pigs, and gas on ration
Food is short in half a nation,
Petrol looking for a station
But Johnson is replete.

His dim-smooth brow in sunlight glow'd;
His classic education show'd;
Atop his head in tresses flow'd
His burnish'd hair as on he strode,
As he strode down Downing Street.
In the town and in the country
Spreading lies to all and sundry,
Just so that, to put it bluntly,
So Johnson keeps his seat.

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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon on 13:22 - Oct 7 with 442 viewsKeno

I believe in keeping things simple


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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon on 14:57 - Oct 7 with 419 viewsNthQldITFC

Winter returning,
Devoid of wise leadership,
Once more discontent.

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Lyric competition - theme is the blonde buffoon on 07:37 - Oct 8 with 367 viewsYou_Bloo_Right


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