| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert 20:17 - Apr 4 with 1600 views | Keno |
he always insists on having a break even though he'd only just started working and while I'm pouring his tea he starts calling some dutch porn line
do you think its his way of saying he 'wants' me?
Next time he comes to trim my bushes should I put something sexy on and well, let him trim my bush? [Post edited 4 Apr 2022 20:18]
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:24 - Apr 4 with 1496 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Those apple gatherers you were wearing today got me a bit hot under the collar.
They'll be very useful collecting fruit come autumn too. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:32 - Apr 4 with 1445 views | NthQldITFC |
Which bit? |  |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:36 - Apr 4 with 1439 views | footers |
Call the police.
One minute they're whacking off in your tool shed, the next they're scrumping your peas. It's a sick, sad world these days. |  |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:39 - Apr 4 with 1420 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:36 - Apr 4 by footers |
Call the police.
One minute they're whacking off in your tool shed, the next they're scrumping your peas. It's a sick, sad world these days. |
The loneliness of the long in the tooth gardener dear boy. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:48 - Apr 4 with 1383 views | Keno |
| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:24 - Apr 4 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Those apple gatherers you were wearing today got me a bit hot under the collar.
They'll be very useful collecting fruit come autumn too. |
Not sure those shorts today were a good look
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:54 - Apr 4 with 1353 views | jeera |
Which begs the question:
Is it only on Mondays you dress as an old lady Keno, or is it this becoming more of a common thing? |  |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:59 - Apr 4 with 1326 views | factual_blue |
I knew Keno that, deep down, you are a ninety-one year old woman. |  |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:59 - Apr 4 with 1322 views | Keno |
| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:54 - Apr 4 by jeera |
Which begs the question:
Is it only on Mondays you dress as an old lady Keno, or is it this becoming more of a common thing? |
well there are Wednesdays, some times its good to broaden ones horizons | |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 21:23 - Apr 4 with 1252 views | J2BLUE |
| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:59 - Apr 4 by factual_blue |
I knew Keno that, deep down, you are a ninety-one year old woman. |
Only because you went to the same school as his grandad
apparently you were his favourite teacher |  |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 22:04 - Apr 4 with 1145 views | factual_blue |
| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 21:23 - Apr 4 by J2BLUE |
Only because you went to the same school as his grandad
apparently you were his favourite teacher |
As the old joke goes.
'I hated my very first day at school. They stole my sandwiches and gave me a wedgie. I knew straight away I couldn't continue as a teacher.' | |
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| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 23:45 - Apr 4 with 993 views | factual_blue |
| I think my gardener is a bit of pervert on 20:36 - Apr 4 by footers |
Call the police.
One minute they're whacking off in your tool shed, the next they're scrumping your peas. It's a sick, sad world these days. |
The police steal vegetables from people's gardens?
Does bluelagos know about this? | |
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