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With authoritarianism on the rise as we slide further and further right, odds on Britain’s next dictator?
Keir Starmer 5/2
Suella Braverman 3/1
AI Overlord 7/2
Random YouTuber 12/1
Eamonn Holmes 20/1
Jeremy Clarkson 50/1
Tom Hunt MP 66/1
Darth Koont* 1000/1 bar
*I’d be a benevolent dictator. There’d be the tyranny of justice for children and those in need. As well as total adherence to the idea of ITFC as the finest team the world has ever seen. Oh and I’d pour billions into developing the taste, texture and production capacity of animal-free cheese.
Apart from that, you can generally do what you want so long as it’s not bad for other people.
Could you outline your plans, if elected, for sue ellen braverman, Eamonn Holmes and Jeremy Clarkson please?
Yes.
I’d make them Supreme Advisors and put them in a special room to workshop their ideas. Then just pretend to listen intently, all while patting them on the hand saying “Yes, dear” and pouring them cups of sweet tea.
I’d make them Supreme Advisors and put them in a special room to workshop their ideas. Then just pretend to listen intently, all while patting them on the hand saying “Yes, dear” and pouring them cups of sweet tea.
Everyone’s a winner.
How about locking them in with a certain amount of food and a revolver with three bullets?