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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder 18:01 - Mar 7 with 1812 viewsKeno


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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 19:04 - Mar 7 with 1637 viewscatch74

Nicked from Starmer at pmqs.

Poll: Who are the Numbskulls?

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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 19:22 - Mar 7 with 1588 viewsSwansea_Blue

I wouldn’t mind Willy Wonkaring her, phwoar. (Etc, etc., insert more misogynistic ‘bloke’ banter here).

She’s vile, just like many of her colleagues and predecessors. They’ve got black hearts.
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Poll: Do you think Pert is key to all of this?

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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 19:31 - Mar 7 with 1547 viewsTrequartista

Good joke ingredients but poorly delivered. Don't mention the SNP until the punchline fgs.

Poll: Who do you blame for our failure to progress?

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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 19:43 - Mar 7 with 1491 viewshoppy

I nervously clicked on that... not sure I was wanting to see a post from you, referencing 'Penny' and 'Sword Holding'...

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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 20:02 - Mar 7 with 1422 viewsMattinLondon

Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 19:22 - Mar 7 by Swansea_Blue

I wouldn’t mind Willy Wonkaring her, phwoar. (Etc, etc., insert more misogynistic ‘bloke’ banter here).

She’s vile, just like many of her colleagues and predecessors. They’ve got black hearts.
[Post edited 7 Mar 19:30]


She has a heart?
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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 01:10 - Mar 8 with 1218 viewsmarchy

Always fun...

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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 07:38 - Mar 8 with 1067 viewsBuhrer

Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 19:22 - Mar 7 by Swansea_Blue

I wouldn’t mind Willy Wonkaring her, phwoar. (Etc, etc., insert more misogynistic ‘bloke’ banter here).

She’s vile, just like many of her colleagues and predecessors. They’ve got black hearts.
[Post edited 7 Mar 19:30]


Penny always reminds me that "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boob bouncing on a human face - for ever".
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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 08:36 - Mar 8 with 968 viewsLord_Lucan

Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 19:22 - Mar 7 by Swansea_Blue

I wouldn’t mind Willy Wonkaring her, phwoar. (Etc, etc., insert more misogynistic ‘bloke’ banter here).

She’s vile, just like many of her colleagues and predecessors. They’ve got black hearts.
[Post edited 7 Mar 19:30]


I think she’s quite the dish.

A thinking mans Angela Rayner.

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Poll: How will you be celebrating Prince Phils life today

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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 09:09 - Mar 8 with 904 viewsWeWereZombies

Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 08:36 - Mar 8 by Lord_Lucan

I think she’s quite the dish.

A thinking mans Angela Rayner.


International Women's Day seems to be going pretty much as expected on TWTD...

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Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 18:59 - Mar 8 with 692 viewsLord_Lucan

Cracking line from Penny the Sword Holder on 09:09 - Mar 8 by WeWereZombies

International Women's Day seems to be going pretty much as expected on TWTD...


Ironic really that their flag could do with an iron.



“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Poll: How will you be celebrating Prince Phils life today

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