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“It was swollen and a funny colour” 16:19 - May 4 with 1908 viewsgiant_stow

We've all been there...

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/ilford-man-freed-from-penis-ring-by-firefi


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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:26 - May 4 with 1863 viewsbluelagos

Would Ilford hospital be the local for Romford residents?

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:28 - May 4 with 1859 viewshoppy

When you say "We've all been there..." did you misread the headline and think it said 'sister' instead of 'firefighters'?

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:28 - May 4 with 1856 viewsgiant_stow

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:26 - May 4 by bluelagos

Would Ilford hospital be the local for Romford residents?


bludy close...

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:29 - May 4 with 1849 viewsgiant_stow

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:28 - May 4 by hoppy

When you say "We've all been there..." did you misread the headline and think it said 'sister' instead of 'firefighters'?


shoe-horned. 3/10

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:35 - May 4 with 1822 viewshoppy

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:29 - May 4 by giant_stow

shoe-horned. 3/10


How you get it in is up to you.

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:36 - May 4 with 1807 viewshomer_123

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:35 - May 4 by hoppy

How you get it in is up to you.


That's more like it Hoppy.

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:38 - May 4 with 1797 viewsgiant_stow

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:36 - May 4 by homer_123

That's more like it Hoppy.


yes 8/10

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 17:28 - May 4 with 1724 viewsWeWereZombies

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 16:28 - May 4 by giant_stow

bludy close...


I'm pretty sure the King George Hospital is in Romford.

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 17:59 - May 4 with 1669 viewsgiant_stow

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 17:28 - May 4 by WeWereZombies

I'm pretty sure the King George Hospital is in Romford.

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That's a shame. I thing another term for a penis ring is an Arab strap.

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:02 - May 4 with 1664 viewsSwansea_Blue

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 17:28 - May 4 by WeWereZombies

I'm pretty sure the King George Hospital is in Romford.

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Here's mine


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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:13 - May 4 with 1648 viewsLord_Lucan

The worst sexual mishap I ever read about was when someone had a fluorescent bulb inserted in their anus. Now I presume you are all familiar with what happens when a fluorescent tube explodes. The doctor involved said it was impossible to get even a fraction of the glass out and the bloke will be in constant pain for evermore.

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:27 - May 4 with 1587 viewsgiant_stow

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:13 - May 4 by Lord_Lucan

The worst sexual mishap I ever read about was when someone had a fluorescent bulb inserted in their anus. Now I presume you are all familiar with what happens when a fluorescent tube explodes. The doctor involved said it was impossible to get even a fraction of the glass out and the bloke will be in constant pain for evermore.


I wasn't familiar with what happens, no. Sounds grim.

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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:31 - May 4 with 1576 viewsBluebell

Does that photo show the cutting gear they used?

Must have been a huge penis ring!
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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:32 - May 4 with 1573 viewshoppy

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:02 - May 4 by Swansea_Blue

Here's mine



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“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 21:04 - May 4 with 1470 viewsWeWereZombies

“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:31 - May 4 by Bluebell

Does that photo show the cutting gear they used?

Must have been a huge penis ring!


It says stock photo underneath, shame I spotted that because it was starting to look like it had swollen to paddling pool dimensions. So I think the only huge penis is the image everyone now has of the perpetrator.

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