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The worst sexual mishap I ever read about was when someone had a fluorescent bulb inserted in their anus. Now I presume you are all familiar with what happens when a fluorescent tube explodes. The doctor involved said it was impossible to get even a fraction of the glass out and the bloke will be in constant pain for evermore.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:13 - May 4 by Lord_Lucan
The worst sexual mishap I ever read about was when someone had a fluorescent bulb inserted in their anus. Now I presume you are all familiar with what happens when a fluorescent tube explodes. The doctor involved said it was impossible to get even a fraction of the glass out and the bloke will be in constant pain for evermore.
I wasn't familiar with what happens, no. Sounds grim.
Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
“It was swollen and a funny colour” on 18:31 - May 4 by Bluebell
Does that photo show the cutting gear they used?
Must have been a huge penis ring!
It says stock photo underneath, shame I spotted that because it was starting to look like it had swollen to paddling pool dimensions. So I think the only huge penis is the image everyone now has of the perpetrator.