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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) 12:48 - Dec 16 with 2532 viewshomer_123


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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:21 - Dec 16 with 2509 viewshoppy

I had an egg in his honour this morning. I did it properly though, not the disrespectful way J2 would've cooked it.

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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:25 - Dec 16 with 2500 viewsNewcyBlue

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:21 - Dec 16 by hoppy

I had an egg in his honour this morning. I did it properly though, not the disrespectful way J2 would've cooked it.


Cooked it?! He doesn’t cook eggs.... he obliterates them beyond any recognisable state.
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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) (n/t) on 13:27 - Dec 16 with 2495 viewsjimsymBLUE

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:25 - Dec 16 by NewcyBlue

Cooked it?! He doesn’t cook eggs.... he obliterates them beyond any recognisable state.
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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:56 - Dec 16 with 2441 viewsconnorscontract

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:21 - Dec 16 by hoppy

I had an egg in his honour this morning. I did it properly though, not the disrespectful way J2 would've cooked it.


To do it properly for Professor Heinz Wolff you would have to fling it over a stream by catapult to land in a big cauldron of boiling water, as a bare minimum.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 16:03 - Dec 16 with 2365 viewsMJallday

Im afraid I don’t believe you

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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 16:57 - Dec 16 with 2330 viewsThrobbe

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:56 - Dec 16 by connorscontract

To do it properly for Professor Heinz Wolff you would have to fling it over a stream by catapult to land in a big cauldron of boiling water, as a bare minimum.


I did genuinely win an office competition to drop an egg from a height of 10m into our car park without damaging it yesterday using a contraption I'd rigged up with a pair of plastic cups, half a bin bag, some paper, a few chip forks, some string and selotape.

I'm sure the great man would have approved.

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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 17:04 - Dec 16 with 2319 viewsMJallday

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 16:57 - Dec 16 by Throbbe

I did genuinely win an office competition to drop an egg from a height of 10m into our car park without damaging it yesterday using a contraption I'd rigged up with a pair of plastic cups, half a bin bag, some paper, a few chip forks, some string and selotape.

I'm sure the great man would have approved.


J2?

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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 17:09 - Dec 16 with 2309 viewsNewcyBlue

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 17:04 - Dec 16 by MJallday

J2?


He said drop, not cook.

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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 18:32 - Dec 16 with 2263 viewssolemio

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 16:57 - Dec 16 by Throbbe

I did genuinely win an office competition to drop an egg from a height of 10m into our car park without damaging it yesterday using a contraption I'd rigged up with a pair of plastic cups, half a bin bag, some paper, a few chip forks, some string and selotape.

I'm sure the great man would have approved.


And he was a great man. I loved his programmes, and I'm totally unscientific. Seemed such a nice guy too.
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RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 20:03 - Dec 16 with 2210 viewshoppy

RIP Heinz Wolff (n/t) on 13:56 - Dec 16 by connorscontract

To do it properly for Professor Heinz Wolff you would have to fling it over a stream by catapult to land in a big cauldron of boiling water, as a bare minimum.


So my meccano Tower and lift winch mechanism to lift it to the top of a slope for it to roll down, crack itself before landing in the frying pan wouldn’t have been enough for the great man?

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