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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) 21:46 - Jul 1 with 1576 viewsSpruceMoose


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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:48 - Jul 1 with 1559 viewsRamRob

He did everything wrong, too long run up, too straight, stuttered, right down the middle, like he didn't know what he wanted to do

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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:48 - Jul 1 with 1562 viewsfactual_blue

Apparently it's the best bet statistically as the goalkeeper usually dives.

That's why I've never missed a penalty.




















































Well, that and the fact that I've never taken one.

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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:50 - Jul 1 with 1532 viewsCrock

Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:48 - Jul 1 by factual_blue

Apparently it's the best bet statistically as the goalkeeper usually dives.

That's why I've never missed a penalty.




















































Well, that and the fact that I've never taken one.


An even better bet is to put it in one of the top corners as the keeper will never get to it and you will score every time.

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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:51 - Jul 1 with 1529 viewsBlue_Order

If you put height on it, chances are you’ll score. Keepers always dive but can obviously save them with their legs if they’re hit low.

I’d aim for the goalies face and hit it as hard as I could.
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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:59 - Jul 1 with 1495 viewsSWGF

Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:48 - Jul 1 by factual_blue

Apparently it's the best bet statistically as the goalkeeper usually dives.

That's why I've never missed a penalty.




















































Well, that and the fact that I've never taken one.


Apparently it's not:


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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 22:30 - Jul 1 with 1468 viewsSpruceMoose

Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:59 - Jul 1 by SWGF

Apparently it's not:



Personally I'd like to see more toe punts during penalties. Take a 40 yard run up and punt it like you're aiming for the back of the goalkeeper's head.

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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 09:01 - Jul 2 with 1331 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:50 - Jul 1 by Crock

An even better bet is to put it in one of the top corners as the keeper will never get to it and you will score every time.


Apart from the ones where you hit it too high/wide, obviously

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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 09:17 - Jul 2 with 1303 viewsbrazil1982

If you're putting it down the middle, smash it as hard as you can.
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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 15:20 - Jul 2 with 1231 viewsPilgrimblue

Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 21:48 - Jul 1 by RamRob

He did everything wrong, too long run up, too straight, stuttered, right down the middle, like he didn't know what he wanted to do


Straight is best if in doubt but must be hard and high otherwise legs can (as we saw) play a part.
I was very surprised to see how poor some of the kicks were.
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Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 15:28 - Jul 2 with 1221 viewsBryanPlug

Why? Why do you take a penalty straight down the middle? (n/t) on 09:17 - Jul 2 by brazil1982

If you're putting it down the middle, smash it as hard as you can.


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