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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like 23:11 - Oct 22 with 1532 viewsLord_Lucan

4 mins 900w, 5 mins 700w and 6 mins 600w etc etc

Why don't fcking microwaves display their wattage in big bloody numbers

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:14 - Oct 22 with 1509 viewsJ2BLUE

Microwave?!?!

Ready meal?!?

What is wrong with you?

Truly impaired.
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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:19 - Oct 22 with 1487 viewsFixed_It

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:14 - Oct 22 by J2BLUE

Microwave?!?!

Ready meal?!?

What is wrong with you?


Oooh - that's got to hurt!

Ready! Steady! Cook!
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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:34 - Oct 22 with 1453 viewsLord_Lucan

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:19 - Oct 22 by Fixed_It

Oooh - that's got to hurt!


I'm currently working like a mad man and staying at living quarters at work with no oven.

Normally I might go out but I'm double busy.

In fact my OP was aimed at J2 as I assumed he would know the answer.

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:48 - Oct 22 with 1425 viewshoppy

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:34 - Oct 22 by Lord_Lucan

I'm currently working like a mad man and staying at living quarters at work with no oven.

Normally I might go out but I'm double busy.

In fact my OP was aimed at J2 as I assumed he would know the answer.


So it wasn't a follow on situation from #baconsandwichgate?

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:52 - Oct 22 with 1410 viewsjeera

Just go in 20 second bursts and keep sticking your finger in the 'food' in various spots to check how hot it is.

3 ouches and a feck and it should be safe to eat.

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:54 - Oct 22 with 1413 viewsLord_Lucan

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:52 - Oct 22 by jeera

Just go in 20 second bursts and keep sticking your finger in the 'food' in various spots to check how hot it is.

3 ouches and a feck and it should be safe to eat.


Well I just had something called "Pulled Chicken" and it was part of a 3 for £6 offer and I swear to god I'm having a takeaway tomorrow.

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:56 - Oct 22 with 1404 viewsjeera

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:54 - Oct 22 by Lord_Lucan

Well I just had something called "Pulled Chicken" and it was part of a 3 for £6 offer and I swear to god I'm having a takeaway tomorrow.


That does sound poor but I am not in a position to judge tonight.

I popped to the local shop for milk earlier and came home with a frozen pizza.

I can still feel the shame.

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 00:00 - Oct 23 with 1396 viewsLord_Lucan

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:56 - Oct 22 by jeera

That does sound poor but I am not in a position to judge tonight.

I popped to the local shop for milk earlier and came home with a frozen pizza.

I can still feel the shame.


Yeah it's a poor show on both our parts but what is one to do.

I finished working about 40 mins ago so I pre prepared myself with some meals that were so bad I now feel ill (I had beef and dumplings after the pulled chicken).

Sometimes we're all "A bit like that"

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 08:38 - Oct 23 with 1212 viewschicoazul

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:56 - Oct 22 by jeera

That does sound poor but I am not in a position to judge tonight.

I popped to the local shop for milk earlier and came home with a frozen pizza.

I can still feel the shame.


Hot take; Goodfellas frozen stonebaked pizzas are easily the equal of anything you get in Pizza Express.

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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 08:38 - Oct 23 by chicoazul

Hot take; Goodfellas frozen stonebaked pizzas are easily the equal of anything you get in Pizza Express.


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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 09:06 - Oct 23 with 1140 viewsJ2BLUE

Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 23:54 - Oct 22 by Lord_Lucan

Well I just had something called "Pulled Chicken" and it was part of a 3 for £6 offer and I swear to god I'm having a takeaway tomorrow.


Your pulled chicken microwave meal wasn't good?


Truly impaired.
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Seeing that microwave instructions on ready meals always say things like on 09:06 - Oct 23 by J2BLUE

Your pulled chicken microwave meal wasn't good?



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