| Just heard.. 18:28 - Nov 15 with 953 views | BlueBadger |
...that I'm down to be Brexit Secretary from January 15 to Jan 21. Which is nice because I'll not have to muck about getting into London over Christmas. |  |
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| Just heard.. on 18:33 - Nov 15 with 935 views | J2BLUE |
Odd. I thought such a staunch remainer would resign immediately. |  |
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| Just heard.. on 18:38 - Nov 15 with 926 views | BlueBadger |
| Just heard.. on 18:33 - Nov 15 by J2BLUE |
Odd. I thought such a staunch remainer would resign immediately. |
Have you SEEN the pension scheme? | |
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| Just heard.. on 18:47 - Nov 15 with 911 views | Pecker |
Just when I didn't things could get much worse. |  | | |
| Just heard.. on 18:48 - Nov 15 with 908 views | GlasgowBlue |
| Just heard.. on 18:38 - Nov 15 by BlueBadger |
Have you SEEN the pension scheme? |
And the Ministerial car. |  |
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| Just heard.. on 18:51 - Nov 15 with 901 views | SpruceMoose |
| Just heard.. on 18:48 - Nov 15 by GlasgowBlue |
And the Ministerial car. |
And the ability to retain your position despite being completely inept, unqualified and entirely useless. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Just heard.. on 18:52 - Nov 15 with 898 views | BlueBadger |
| Just heard.. on 18:51 - Nov 15 by SpruceMoose |
And the ability to retain your position despite being completely inept, unqualified and entirely useless. |
I've basically scored a week of being Facters. | |
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| Just heard.. on 18:55 - Nov 15 with 887 views | BlueBadger |
| Just heard.. on 18:47 - Nov 15 by Pecker |
Just when I didn't things could get much worse. |
I'd have it sorted by midday first day.
Timetable as follows:
0900 - arrive at work
0930 - finish cuppa and flick through the paper
1000 - morning poo finished.
1030 - release statement saying 'this gwole thing's clearly a massively destructive clusterf*ck, we're calling the whole shambles off'
1130 - presser
1200 - f*ck off to the pub. | |
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| Just heard.. on 19:04 - Nov 15 with 871 views | factual_blue |
You get a chauffeur-driven car though. |  |
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| Just heard.. on 19:04 - Nov 15 with 871 views | GlasgowBlue |
| Just heard.. on 18:51 - Nov 15 by SpruceMoose |
And the ability to retain your position despite being completely inept, unqualified and entirely useless. |
Has Chris Grayling's resignation letter arrived yet or has it been delayed by leavers on the lines? | |
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| Just heard.. on 19:04 - Nov 15 with 871 views | Pendejo |
surely as Brexit Secretary that means Police outriders, no stopping at red lights etc. means going into London is a breeze at any time of day. |  |
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| Just heard.. on 21:17 - Nov 15 with 843 views | GlasgowBlue |
David Baddiel has just offered his services as Brexit Secretary. Theresa May has said thanks but no thanks, as No Deal is better than a Baddiel. | |
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