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Dark Humour Warning. 17:00 - Mar 28 with 1437 views

A friend of mine was diagnosed with covid 19 a week ago.

He has been on one of the new Dyson ventilators.

By all accounts, he is picking up nicely.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:04 - Mar 28 with 1371 views

NewcyBlue

That sucks.

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Dark Humour Warning. on 17:05 - Mar 28 with 1357 views

Ryorry

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:04 - Mar 28 by NewcyBlue
That sucks.

I reckon you beat PinewoodBlueBoy with that


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Dark Humour Warning. on 17:07 - Mar 28 with 1354 views

NewcyBlue

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:05 - Mar 28 by Ryorry
I reckon you beat PinewoodBlueBoy with that

They said gloves and a mask would be sufficient to go to a supermarket....

Everyone else had their clothes on!

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Who has been the best Bond?

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:10 - Mar 28 with 1336 views

Ryorry

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:07 - Mar 28 by NewcyBlue
They said gloves and a mask would be sufficient to go to a supermarket.... Everyone else had their clothes on!

I can see people's true characters starting to emerge here ...

But at least no one's called me an old bag (yet ...)


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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:34 - Mar 28 with 1176 views

Ewan_Oozami

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:10 - Mar 28 by Ryorry
I can see people's true characters starting to emerge here ... But at least no one's called me an old bag (yet ...)

That's good, then, because if anyone did, you wouldn't be allowed in one of those new Dyson ventilators!

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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:48 - Mar 28 with 1117 views

GlasgowBlue

Dark Humour Warning. on 17:04 - Mar 28 by NewcyBlue
That sucks.

That's more than my Mrs does after 22 years of marriage.

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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:51 - Mar 28 with 1111 views

Swansea_Blue

I’m pleased they’ve gone with dyson. Once they insert the hose into someone’s ring it should suck a lot of air into their lungs. Different attachments too for different shapes. Makes sense when you think about it.

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Dark Humour Warning. on 18:58 - Mar 28 with 1083 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Dark Humour Warning. on 18:48 - Mar 28 by GlasgowBlue
That's more than my Mrs does after 22 years of marriage.

Oh my eyes!! Save that for A&E when you turn up with your dick stuck in a Dyson.

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