Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... 11:42 - May 9 with 1502 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2020/may/09/i-feel-ive-come-home-can-fores

....any other dream jobs (Well except Footers!)

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

3
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:51 - May 9 with 1467 viewsPecker

Always wanted to be a Postman. Walking for a living, just my kind of job.
0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:51 - May 9 with 1465 viewsBlueBadger

Your dream job is to be Footers?

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
Poll: Do we still want KM to be our manager
Blog: From Despair to Where?

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:52 - May 9 with 1461 viewsPecker

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:51 - May 9 by BlueBadger

Your dream job is to be Footers?


For all we know, you might already be the afore mentioned.
0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:55 - May 9 with 1449 viewsBlueBadger

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:52 - May 9 by Pecker

For all we know, you might already be the afore mentioned.


I think that in a very real way, we're ALL Footers.

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
Poll: Do we still want KM to be our manager
Blog: From Despair to Where?

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:58 - May 9 with 1441 viewsPecker

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:55 - May 9 by BlueBadger

I think that in a very real way, we're ALL Footers.


Did you get the PM from him earlier, or was it just me?
0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:00 - May 9 with 1432 viewsBlueBadger

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:58 - May 9 by Pecker

Did you get the PM from him earlier, or was it just me?


Nope, nothing.

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
Poll: Do we still want KM to be our manager
Blog: From Despair to Where?

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:01 - May 9 with 1431 viewsGuthrum

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:51 - May 9 by Pecker

Always wanted to be a Postman. Walking for a living, just my kind of job.


Friend of mine (now retired) loved it. His round was driving to all the farms in a rural area, out in the countryside in the early mornings.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
Poll: McCarthy: A More Nuanced Poll
Blog: [Blog] For Those Panicking About the Lack of Transfer Activity

2
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:01 - May 9 with 1427 viewsPecker

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:00 - May 9 by BlueBadger

Nope, nothing.


People claiming he is also posting under other names.
0
Login to get fewer ads

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:03 - May 9 with 1420 viewsPecker

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:01 - May 9 by Guthrum

Friend of mine (now retired) loved it. His round was driving to all the farms in a rural area, out in the countryside in the early mornings.


Lucky. I applied years ago and never heard back. Long waiting list now apparently.
0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:09 - May 9 with 1398 viewsGuthrum

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:03 - May 9 by Pecker

Lucky. I applied years ago and never heard back. Long waiting list now apparently.


They've cut a lot of jobs in the last 5 years or so. Especially in the sorting offices.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
Poll: McCarthy: A More Nuanced Poll
Blog: [Blog] For Those Panicking About the Lack of Transfer Activity

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:10 - May 9 with 1397 viewsfooters

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:01 - May 9 by Pecker

People claiming he is also posting under other names.


Yeah, your refusal to answer my legitimate PMs has led me to advertise for a new Best Forum Friend (details in the sig). Sorry mate, but you've gone too far this time.

P.S. What a wonderfully rewarding job, Banksy. Get rid of the kids and it's just about perfect.

Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

1
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:15 - May 9 with 1380 viewsPecker

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:10 - May 9 by footers

Yeah, your refusal to answer my legitimate PMs has led me to advertise for a new Best Forum Friend (details in the sig). Sorry mate, but you've gone too far this time.

P.S. What a wonderfully rewarding job, Banksy. Get rid of the kids and it's just about perfect.


Sorry to see you go old fruit. I always admire your posts, but if you feel that we no longer rub along, then of course I respect your decision. I shall have to start auditions for a new bestie. Take Care and Stay Safe old bean.
1
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:20 - May 9 with 1375 viewsfactual_blue

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:55 - May 9 by BlueBadger

I think that in a very real way, we're ALL Footers.


You mean because we're all blueas noms de guerre?

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:42 - May 9 with 1353 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 11:51 - May 9 by BlueBadger

Your dream job is to be Footers?


We already know that his answer is male escort!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: Do you wipe after having a piss?

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:47 - May 9 with 1345 viewsfactual_blue

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:10 - May 9 by footers

Yeah, your refusal to answer my legitimate PMs has led me to advertise for a new Best Forum Friend (details in the sig). Sorry mate, but you've gone too far this time.

P.S. What a wonderfully rewarding job, Banksy. Get rid of the kids and it's just about perfect.


Will there be an assessment centre for this vacancy?

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
Poll: Best at sniping
Blog: [Blog] The Shape We're In

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 14:18 - May 9 with 1291 viewsEdwardStone

I once had a job as close security for a lass who made costumes for strippers (this was in USA )

My responsibility was to accompany her to some number of clubs every evening....sit back to the bar, drink my free drinks and watch the show. She would not allow me into the changing rooms, despite my pointing out the possibility of clear and obvious danger to her well being

Pay was $100 for a 4 hour shift plus she would buy me dinner
1
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 14:58 - May 9 with 1254 viewsFixed_It

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:01 - May 9 by Guthrum

Friend of mine (now retired) loved it. His round was driving to all the farms in a rural area, out in the countryside in the early mornings.


I think I know him. Was his name Pat?

Ready! Steady! Cook!
Poll: Club v. Country - which comes first for you?

1
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 16:04 - May 9 with 1216 viewsPendejo

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 14:18 - May 9 by EdwardStone

I once had a job as close security for a lass who made costumes for strippers (this was in USA )

My responsibility was to accompany her to some number of clubs every evening....sit back to the bar, drink my free drinks and watch the show. She would not allow me into the changing rooms, despite my pointing out the possibility of clear and obvious danger to her well being

Pay was $100 for a 4 hour shift plus she would buy me dinner


You've not revealed that one at one of your BBQs!

uberima fides
Poll: Who will Charlie Austin play for next season?

0
Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 16:15 - May 9 with 1211 viewsFixed_It

Pretty much my perfect job I think.... on 12:03 - May 9 by Pecker

Lucky. I applied years ago and never heard back. Long waiting list now apparently.


In fairness that was always my dream job - accessing remote farmhouses in the Pennines in a 4x4 in all seasons - only I'd have a dog and not a cat.

Ready! Steady! Cook!
Poll: Club v. Country - which comes first for you?

0




About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Online Safety Advertising
© TWTD 1995-2025