| First world banal problems - this is the future... 13:00 - May 15 with 1178 views | bluelagos |
So you go to the local shop, sign saying only 4 customers only, wait to be called in.
Only the usual shop member monitoring/inviting you in, isn't there. You are no 2 in the queue.
And 3 customers leave.
No 1 isn't moving, you suggest they may wish to enter but they are having none of it. The sign says wait, so they must obey the sign.
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 13:45 - May 15 with 922 views | factual_blue |
No. Rude to even consider doing so. |  |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 13:53 - May 15 with 912 views | bluelagos |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 13:45 - May 15 by factual_blue |
No. Rude to even consider doing so. |
How long would you wait before going in though? When there are people behind you, but the sign says wait to be allowed in... | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 13:55 - May 15 with 907 views | factual_blue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 13:53 - May 15 by bluelagos |
How long would you wait before going in though? When there are people behind you, but the sign says wait to be allowed in... |
The sign is there for a reason. Sticking your head in and asking if you can go in is acceptable. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:01 - May 15 with 895 views | bluelagos |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 13:55 - May 15 by factual_blue |
The sign is there for a reason. Sticking your head in and asking if you can go in is acceptable. |
I would ask about motorcycle queueing etiquette but I suspect you wouldn't like the way we do it ;-) | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:07 - May 15 with 885 views | SpruceMoose |
You had me at 'only four people in the shop'.
Heaven. |  |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:10 - May 15 with 875 views | Keno |
If you in Michigan is the answer "you pull out your automatic assault rifle and shoot everyone in the shop/" |  |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:11 - May 15 with 873 views | Pinewoodblue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:07 - May 15 by SpruceMoose |
You had me at 'only four people in the shop'.
Heaven. |
Our local Co-op allows 8 in at any one time. They only man the door when there 8 inside. The OP should enter straight away. |  |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:17 - May 15 with 858 views | SpruceMoose |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:11 - May 15 by Pinewoodblue |
Our local Co-op allows 8 in at any one time. They only man the door when there 8 inside. The OP should enter straight away. |
Do big fat people count as one or two people? Can two people under five feet each count as one person? Old slow moving people should count double too. Mobility scooters are clearly a big no no. If you think about it, are children really people anyway?
This is going to get complicated quickly. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:18 - May 15 with 859 views | bluelagos |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:07 - May 15 by SpruceMoose |
You had me at 'only four people in the shop'.
Heaven. |
I live in the sticks mate. Two local bakeries have signs saying 1 at time.
Times are a changing... | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:20 - May 15 with 854 views | SpruceMoose |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:18 - May 15 by bluelagos |
I live in the sticks mate. Two local bakeries have signs saying 1 at time.
Times are a changing... |
Sounds like an opportunity to set up a bakery that serves two people at a time. We need to entrepreneurialise our way out of this crisis! | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:27 - May 15 with 838 views | factual_blue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:01 - May 15 by bluelagos |
I would ask about motorcycle queueing etiquette but I suspect you wouldn't like the way we do it ;-) |
Motorcyclists. Or 'donors-in-waiting' as they're also known. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:28 - May 15 with 835 views | bluelagos |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:20 - May 15 by SpruceMoose |
Sounds like an opportunity to set up a bakery that serves two people at a time. We need to entrepreneurialise our way out of this crisis! |
They were queueing round the block for takeawy KFC the other day. That's were it's at in Suffolk Sprucey. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:30 - May 15 with 829 views | SpruceMoose |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:28 - May 15 by bluelagos |
They were queueing round the block for takeawy KFC the other day. That's were it's at in Suffolk Sprucey. |
I did see that the Ipswich Star was prominently running with the story that McDonalds was reopening...
No doubt there will be a ticker tape parade along Hawthorn Drive to celebrate. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:30 - May 15 with 829 views | bluelagos |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:17 - May 15 by SpruceMoose |
Do big fat people count as one or two people? Can two people under five feet each count as one person? Old slow moving people should count double too. Mobility scooters are clearly a big no no. If you think about it, are children really people anyway?
This is going to get complicated quickly. |
Sainsbury's had a sign the other day saying one 1 shopper per household. Single parents are soon going to have to leave their kids at home unattended or starve them to death. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:40 - May 15 with 815 views | SpruceMoose |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:30 - May 15 by bluelagos |
Sainsbury's had a sign the other day saying one 1 shopper per household. Single parents are soon going to have to leave their kids at home unattended or starve them to death. |
Just tie 'em up outside like dogs.
See, there's another business opportunity. Get ahead of the game and begin the manufacture of Child Racks, or Child Crates, or whatever you want to call them. Pop a quid in like you do with the trolley and go shop in peace. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:53 - May 15 with 804 views | bluelagos |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:27 - May 15 by factual_blue |
Motorcyclists. Or 'donors-in-waiting' as they're also known. |
Only by people who don't ride :-)
We're all going to die one day Factors. Why not have some fun before it happens. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:11 - May 15 with 785 views | factual_blue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:53 - May 15 by bluelagos |
Only by people who don't ride :-)
We're all going to die one day Factors. Why not have some fun before it happens. |
WIth apologies to Bob Monkhouse: 'When my time comes I want to go quietly in my sleep, just like my dear old dad. Not screaming and crying like his pillion passenger.'. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:11 - May 15 with 786 views | Pinewoodblue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:28 - May 15 by bluelagos |
They were queueing round the block for takeawy KFC the other day. That's were it's at in Suffolk Sprucey. |
Drove past Starbucks drive in,on way to the tip, cars were queuing along West road so people could say they had been To Starbucks. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:13 - May 15 with 778 views | ronnyd |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:30 - May 15 by bluelagos |
Sainsbury's had a sign the other day saying one 1 shopper per household. Single parents are soon going to have to leave their kids at home unattended or starve them to death. |
Went round Bury St Eds Sainsbury last evening, signs up about single shoppers only and inside were a family of four, wandering up and down, chatting, taking and then putting produce back on the shelves and blocking the aisles in general. |  | | |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:13 - May 15 with 778 views | factual_blue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 14:20 - May 15 by SpruceMoose |
Sounds like an opportunity to set up a bakery that serves two people at a time. We need to entrepreneurialise our way out of this crisis! |
Moosey's Covid Bakery. Come On In. You'll Never Leave.
Baguettes only £15.99 | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:14 - May 15 with 775 views | factual_blue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:11 - May 15 by Pinewoodblue |
Drove past Starbucks drive in,on way to the tip, cars were queuing along West road so people could say they had been To Starbucks. |
No queues for takeaways at The Rambling Rose Bistro in Ixworth. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:15 - May 15 with 773 views | SpruceMoose |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:13 - May 15 by factual_blue |
Moosey's Covid Bakery. Come On In. You'll Never Leave.
Baguettes only £15.99 |
Great range of well aged meat pies. | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:18 - May 15 with 769 views | eireblue |
You think that is a problem. Sign outside a local store said “Only two people at a time can enter”.
I had to wait ages for someone else. |  | | |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:18 - May 15 with 766 views | bluelagos |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:14 - May 15 by factual_blue |
No queues for takeaways at The Rambling Rose Bistro in Ixworth. |
Do they have convenient motorbike parking nearby? | |
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| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:24 - May 15 with 754 views | factual_blue |
| First world banal problems - this is the future... on 15:18 - May 15 by bluelagos |
Do they have convenient motorbike parking nearby? |
Yes
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