| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend 12:09 - Aug 16 with 872 views | GeoffSentence |
The name of the dog that bit me on the @rse forty years ago was Hank.
A friend of my sister's once punched James Blunt. |  |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 12:41 - Aug 16 with 802 views | NthQldITFC |
That's funny.
Forty odd years ago my dog Hank bit this fella on the arse, and in fear of legal reprisal, I immediately changed the dog's name by deed poll to James Blunt.
I took James Blunt for a walk in the park a day or two later, and allowed him to do a giant poo on the footpath. (This was in the good old days when dog turds miraculously turned into inoffensive, dry white packages within ten minutes of 'delivery', so you didn't have to pick them up like you do now, just hang around for a bit and then kick them until they sublimated.)
After nine minutes, along came this girl who appeared to be the friend of someone's sister. I said to her "You're beautiful", and in her haste to depart, she stood in the as yet unset turd. "Some kind of trouble", said she. "James Blunt did that" said I, and she preceded to punch my dog. |  |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 12:43 - Aug 16 with 794 views | J2BLUE |
Hank is a legend
The alpha not the runt
He'll bite you on the arse
If he thinks you're a total... |  |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 13:33 - Aug 16 with 738 views | GeoffSentence |
| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 12:43 - Aug 16 by J2BLUE |
Hank is a legend
The alpha not the runt
He'll bite you on the arse
If he thinks you're a total... |
Booooo! I used to like you J2. | |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 14:16 - Aug 16 with 677 views | J2BLUE |
| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 13:33 - Aug 16 by GeoffSentence |
Booooo! I used to like you J2. |
Not one upvote. I am wasted on here. | |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 14:22 - Aug 16 with 657 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
I found out a couple of things too.
There is nothing on the internet to explain why Bath Hills around Bungay is called Bath Hills.
I can't remember the second thing but it was worth telling you all the same.
Ah, yes, I remember it now. There is a drive where the Angles Way footpath crosses it where the owner has very kindly painted two red lines to show you which bit of it you are allowed to walk across. |  |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 15:39 - Aug 16 with 614 views | factual_blue |
She had the opportunity to punch him, and only landed one blow?
Shameful dereliction of duty. |  |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 16:00 - Aug 16 with 591 views | GeoffSentence |
| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 15:39 - Aug 16 by factual_blue |
She had the opportunity to punch him, and only landed one blow?
Shameful dereliction of duty. |
So far as I know. I am afraid I have no further information relating to the severity of the attack, any injuries caused or its motivation.
The only further information to add is that they were both aged 11 at the time. | |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 18:03 - Aug 16 with 529 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 16:00 - Aug 16 by GeoffSentence |
So far as I know. I am afraid I have no further information relating to the severity of the attack, any injuries caused or its motivation.
The only further information to add is that they were both aged 11 at the time. |
I should imagine she told him "there will be two hits .." before landing the first blow and allowing the second to take its natural course. | |
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| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 18:54 - Aug 16 with 484 views | hoppy |
| A couple of random things I found out at the weekend on 14:16 - Aug 16 by J2BLUE |
Not one upvote. I am wasted on here. |
No wonder you post stuff like that if you're wasted on here... |  |
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