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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... 13:18 - Dec 9 with 3722 viewswkj

Taking perfection... and dialing it up to 11


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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:22 - Dec 9 with 1776 viewsclive_baker

Fine choice Sir.

I would recommend sticky toffee pudding hobnobs, I was initially cynical but they're very good.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:24 - Dec 9 with 1765 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:22 - Dec 9 by clive_baker

Fine choice Sir.

I would recommend sticky toffee pudding hobnobs, I was initially cynical but they're very good.


How do they perform in the dunkability tests? Normal Biscoff are a terrible dunker, but this cream version holds it all together - 2 seconds in a hot drink, no more

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:28 - Dec 9 with 1744 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:24 - Dec 9 by wkj

How do they perform in the dunkability tests? Normal Biscoff are a terrible dunker, but this cream version holds it all together - 2 seconds in a hot drink, no more


I had a cup of tea in bed this morning and lost half a chocolate digestive in the cup.

In the past i would have fished it out and ended up drinking a mouthful of biscuit sludge near the bottom of the cup.

Experience had taught me so i got up and made a fresh one instead.

The end.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:28 - Dec 9 with 1738 viewsclive_baker

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:24 - Dec 9 by wkj

How do they perform in the dunkability tests? Normal Biscoff are a terrible dunker, but this cream version holds it all together - 2 seconds in a hot drink, no more


Which is ironic isn't it, given Biscoff are known for being served with a hot drink, hence the name deriving from the words biscuit and coffee. They are poor dunkers, you're right.

The STP Hobnob is similar to your chocolate hobnob by way of dunkability and substance. I'll be buying again.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:29 - Dec 9 with 1728 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:28 - Dec 9 by jeera

I had a cup of tea in bed this morning and lost half a chocolate digestive in the cup.

In the past i would have fished it out and ended up drinking a mouthful of biscuit sludge near the bottom of the cup.

Experience had taught me so i got up and made a fresh one instead.

The end.


Experience should have taught you to have a goblin teasmade by your bed, none of this getting up lark

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:29 - Dec 9 with 1723 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:24 - Dec 9 by wkj

How do they perform in the dunkability tests? Normal Biscoff are a terrible dunker, but this cream version holds it all together - 2 seconds in a hot drink, no more


Sorry, the dunking of biscuits should be a punishable offence. A good five year term with no time off for non-dunking. It’s a crime against biscuitage. It’s wrong.

The normal Biscoff is a thing of beauty, to be treated with respect.
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:30 - Dec 9 with 1722 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:28 - Dec 9 by clive_baker

Which is ironic isn't it, given Biscoff are known for being served with a hot drink, hence the name deriving from the words biscuit and coffee. They are poor dunkers, you're right.

The STP Hobnob is similar to your chocolate hobnob by way of dunkability and substance. I'll be buying again.


I will look for them. Im still not sure anything can topple Ginger Nuts as the king dunker

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:31 - Dec 9 with 1717 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:29 - Dec 9 by Churchman

Sorry, the dunking of biscuits should be a punishable offence. A good five year term with no time off for non-dunking. It’s a crime against biscuitage. It’s wrong.

The normal Biscoff is a thing of beauty, to be treated with respect.



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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:33 - Dec 9 with 1709 viewsfooters

You've an odd way of spelling Rich Tea. The true king of biscuits.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:35 - Dec 9 with 1700 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:33 - Dec 9 by footers

You've an odd way of spelling Rich Tea. The true king of biscuits.


Rich Tea is the Tory of the biscuit tin - They promise joy and excitement, but once you get deeper in you are presented with a bland lie.

I thought you were better than this

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:36 - Dec 9 with 1693 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:29 - Dec 9 by wkj

Experience should have taught you to have a goblin teasmade by your bed, none of this getting up lark


Every boy's dream.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:37 - Dec 9 with 1687 viewsSwansea_Blue

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:35 - Dec 9 by wkj

Rich Tea is the Tory of the biscuit tin - They promise joy and excitement, but once you get deeper in you are presented with a bland lie.

I thought you were better than this


What on earth made you think Footers was better?

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:38 - Dec 9 with 1683 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:31 - Dec 9 by wkj



I’ll be back!
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:38 - Dec 9 with 1684 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:33 - Dec 9 by footers

You've an odd way of spelling Rich Tea. The true king of biscuits.


With you on this.

The perfect tea biscuit.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:39 - Dec 9 with 1679 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:29 - Dec 9 by Churchman

Sorry, the dunking of biscuits should be a punishable offence. A good five year term with no time off for non-dunking. It’s a crime against biscuitage. It’s wrong.

The normal Biscoff is a thing of beauty, to be treated with respect.


Not having this.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:40 - Dec 9 with 1674 viewsfooters

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:35 - Dec 9 by wkj

Rich Tea is the Tory of the biscuit tin - They promise joy and excitement, but once you get deeper in you are presented with a bland lie.

I thought you were better than this


They're subtle biscuits for the truly discerning. Not great drunkers, mind you, but they certainly test your dunking skills. None of this overly sweet cream filling malarkey, especially those Fox's Creams abominations.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:41 - Dec 9 with 1662 viewsfooters

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:38 - Dec 9 by jeera

With you on this.

The perfect tea biscuit.


Clue's in the name, innit. Some people these days... No wonder the country's gone to pot.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:42 - Dec 9 with 1659 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:40 - Dec 9 by footers

They're subtle biscuits for the truly discerning. Not great drunkers, mind you, but they certainly test your dunking skills. None of this overly sweet cream filling malarkey, especially those Fox's Creams abominations.


Fox's Creams are an artisan biscuit dear old footers. Have you ever tried to milk a fox? It takes a very trained pair of hands to pull it off.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:43 - Dec 9 with 1652 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:39 - Dec 9 by jeera

Not having this.


Sorry, you know it makes sense. I was reading about Titus Oates this morning and part of his proposed sentence for false conspiracy accusations was to be whipped through the streets of London five days a year. I wouldn’t be that harsh on those who dunk biscuits. I’d reduce it to a couple…..
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:44 - Dec 9 with 1639 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:41 - Dec 9 by footers

Clue's in the name, innit. Some people these days... No wonder the country's gone to pot.


Ideal example of less is more.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:45 - Dec 9 with 1630 viewsChurchman

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:42 - Dec 9 by wkj

Fox's Creams are an artisan biscuit dear old footers. Have you ever tried to milk a fox? It takes a very trained pair of hands to pull it off.


Getting a polar bear to perch on a fox’s glacier mint takes a bit of persuasion too
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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:45 - Dec 9 with 1628 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:44 - Dec 9 by jeera

Ideal example of less is more.


Which is why I called it the Tory of the biscuit tin - it couldn't possibly give us any less

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:46 - Dec 9 with 1624 viewsclive_baker

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:29 - Dec 9 by wkj

Experience should have taught you to have a goblin teasmade by your bed, none of this getting up lark


Been a while since I saw goblin' in the bedroom but that's another story.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:47 - Dec 9 with 1620 viewsjeera

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:43 - Dec 9 by Churchman

Sorry, you know it makes sense. I was reading about Titus Oates this morning and part of his proposed sentence for false conspiracy accusations was to be whipped through the streets of London five days a year. I wouldn’t be that harsh on those who dunk biscuits. I’d reduce it to a couple…..
[Post edited 9 Dec 2021 13:44]


When you have a cup of tea sitting in front of you and a biscuit and don't have an overwhelming urge to dunk...

You may as well just give up on life.

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Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:48 - Dec 9 with 1618 viewswkj

Introducing the NEW king of biscuits... on 13:45 - Dec 9 by Churchman

Getting a polar bear to perch on a fox’s glacier mint takes a bit of persuasion too


You've now redeemed yourself


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