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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar 09:58 - May 20 with 4873 viewsDyland

There's footy on the box up in the corner, so it will remain a Football Thread innit. No pushing ffs. What yer having?

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 09:59 - May 20 with 3414 viewsBlueBadger

Just an OJ and lemonade, work at 12.

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:01 - May 20 with 3404 viewsFunge

Peyote smoothie and a BLT, bossman.
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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:02 - May 20 with 3398 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 09:59 - May 20 by BlueBadger

Just an OJ and lemonade, work at 12.


GET OUT!

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:02 - May 20 with 3397 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:01 - May 20 by Funge

Peyote smoothie and a BLT, bossman.


Only got shroom juice chief

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:04 - May 20 with 3375 viewsSlippinJimmyJuan

Got any cinzano?

Poll: What is your milk of choice?

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:07 - May 20 with 3352 viewsFunge

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:02 - May 20 by Dyland

Only got shroom juice chief


Forget it - I'm going to the Purple Shop.
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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:12 - May 20 with 3341 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:04 - May 20 by SlippinJimmyJuan

Got any cinzano?


Hang on a minute, I need a dump

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:13 - May 20 with 3343 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:07 - May 20 by Funge

Forget it - I'm going to the Purple Shop.


I got my ear pierced there in the late 80s and it got immediately infected, obviously. If they'd done tattoos they may have actually killed customers with sepsis. Unlike Fat Bob who just did sh1t tats innit.

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:16 - May 20 with 3326 viewsKeno

Pint of Creme de Menthe please

and are your nuts dry roasted?

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:19 - May 20 with 3320 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:16 - May 20 by Keno

Pint of Creme de Menthe please

and are your nuts dry roasted?


Coming right up Ken ya old bastard. I don't have nuts, only dangleberries. They are lightly salted ba.

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:19 - May 20 with 3314 viewsSlippinJimmyJuan

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:12 - May 20 by Dyland

Hang on a minute, I need a dump


Pint of master brew it is then...

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:20 - May 20 with 3307 viewsKeno

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:19 - May 20 by Dyland

Coming right up Ken ya old bastard. I don't have nuts, only dangleberries. They are lightly salted ba.


Not sure I fancy your salty dangleberries, they are a bit of a mouthful

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:21 - May 20 with 3303 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:19 - May 20 by SlippinJimmyJuan

Pint of master brew it is then...


I've got cans of Royal Dutch. They're a bit out of date mind.

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:40 - May 20 with 3258 viewsPlums

At this time of day, I need to know if your barista machine is working.

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:42 - May 20 with 3251 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Cooked vegetarian breakfast and a Guinness please bartender.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:43 - May 20 with 3247 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:12 - May 20 by Dyland

Hang on a minute, I need a dump


Textured or smooth side for wiping?

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:51 - May 20 with 3238 viewshoppy

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:02 - May 20 by Dyland

GET OUT!


It was a typo. He meant a BJ….

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 11:00 - May 20 with 3210 viewsBlueBadger

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:40 - May 20 by Plums

At this time of day, I need to know if your barista machine is working.


I understand that he's plugged the kettle in.

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COME BACK IN! (n/t) on 11:01 - May 20 with 3207 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:51 - May 20 by hoppy

It was a typo. He meant a BJ….



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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 11:01 - May 20 with 3207 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:40 - May 20 by Plums

At this time of day, I need to know if your barista machine is working.


WTF, GET OUT!

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 11:02 - May 20 with 3204 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:42 - May 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

Cooked vegetarian breakfast and a Guinness please bartender.


No cannibalism here, sorry.

I've got Royal Dutch and half a bottle of Don Darius from 1992. It may be off tbh.

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 11:03 - May 20 with 3201 viewsDyland

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:43 - May 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

Textured or smooth side for wiping?


Pebble dash I'm afraid to say. And the soap has dried out ffs.

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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 11:56 - May 20 with 3146 viewsBluespeed225

I di like a sherry before lunch, so crack open the Harveys Bristol Cream.
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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 12:09 - May 20 with 3118 viewsGlasgowBlue



Ice cold or I'm sending it back.
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Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
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I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 12:23 - May 20 with 3080 viewsleitrimblue

I know it's early but I have special license to open the bar on 10:02 - May 20 by Dyland

Only got shroom juice chief


Saturday afternoon and Town not playing, any of that shroom juice left?
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