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Outstanding pun news..., 22:59 - Feb 7 with 1289 views

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/feb/07/viagra-may-help-to-lower-the-ris

'After a decades-long and largely fruitless hunt for drugs to combat Alzheimer’s disease, an unlikely candidate has raised its head: the erectile dysfunction pill Viagra.'

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Outstanding pun news..., on 23:38 - Feb 7 with 1193 views

BlueBadger

Marvelous punnage and an interesting study. Be interesting to see if they can replicate the results. I'm also idly wondering if the improvement in blood flow that viagra offers netherwards can also help higher up?

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Outstanding pun news..., on 01:12 - Feb 8 with 1129 views

Eireannach_gorm

Would that result be a hardon fast rule?

Outstanding pun news..., on 07:23 - Feb 8 with 1038 views

hoppy

They’d better make a firm decision before releasing it en masse… if there’s any problems with it and they hadn’t tested it fully first, would it stand up in court if anyone sued?

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Outstanding pun news..., on 07:40 - Feb 8 with 1022 views

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Outstanding pun news..., on 07:23 - Feb 8 by hoppy
They’d better make a firm decision before releasing it en masse… if there’s any problems with it and they hadn’t tested it fully first, would it stand up in court if anyone sued?

Such a bulge in results would be a stand out finding for any member of the judiciary to rule over.

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Outstanding pun news..., on 07:46 - Feb 8 with 1006 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Outstanding pun news..., on 23:38 - Feb 7 by BlueBadger
Marvelous punnage and an interesting study. Be interesting to see if they can replicate the results. I'm also idly wondering if the improvement in blood flow that viagra offers netherwards can also help higher up? [Post edited 7 Feb 2024 23:43]

Reporters across the country must be cock-a-hoop.

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Outstanding pun news..., on 09:18 - Feb 8 with 926 views

BlueBadger

Outstanding pun news..., on 07:46 - Feb 8 by BanksterDebtSlave
Reporters across the country must be cock-a-hoop.

Certainly news to stiffen the moral fibre.

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Outstanding pun news..., on 11:30 - Feb 8 with 868 views

homer_123

Outstanding pun news..., on 23:38 - Feb 7 by BlueBadger
Marvelous punnage and an interesting study. Be interesting to see if they can replicate the results. I'm also idly wondering if the improvement in blood flow that viagra offers netherwards can also help higher up? [Post edited 7 Feb 2024 23:43]

Higher up? Isn't that the point?

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Outstanding pun news..., on 18:29 - Feb 8 with 737 views

VanSaParody

I found it difficult to swallow

...& then got a really stiff neck

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