| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS 10:03 - Aug 8 with 3136 views | Chris_ITFC |
Impossible to pick the best line. A criminal, sure, but for contributions to comedy, RIP bud. |  |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:10 - Aug 8 with 3051 views | blueasfook |
Love that video. One of my all time faves lol. I think the back story is that he was a "dine and dasher". Notorious for not paying for meals at fancy restaurants. |  |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:12 - Aug 8 with 2990 views | _clive_baker_ |
Never seen that before. The bloke should be on Broadway. |  | | |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:12 - Aug 8 with 2988 views | Chris_ITFC |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:10 - Aug 8 by blueasfook |
Love that video. One of my all time faves lol. I think the back story is that he was a "dine and dasher". Notorious for not paying for meals at fancy restaurants. |
In that case, I’m happy to exclaim that his contribution to the world was a net positive!  | |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:14 - Aug 8 with 2929 views | blueasfook |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:12 - Aug 8 by Chris_ITFC |
In that case, I’m happy to exclaim that his contribution to the world was a net positive! |
Indeed. RIP Jack Karlson. May you be dining in heaven (and not having to pay)! | |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:17 - Aug 8 with 2864 views | TIB |
The best ever.
A few years back I was stood outside a kebab shop in Brighton near midnight…me and some mates hadn’t long seen the video and one of them shouted “What is the charge?”…a few seconds later in the distant streets someone yelled back “eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal”.
Don’t think any viral video will ever top this for me. |  |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:23 - Aug 8 with 2776 views | Chris_ITFC |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:17 - Aug 8 by TIB |
The best ever.
A few years back I was stood outside a kebab shop in Brighton near midnight…me and some mates hadn’t long seen the video and one of them shouted “What is the charge?”…a few seconds later in the distant streets someone yelled back “eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal”.
Don’t think any viral video will ever top this for me. |
Oh yeah for sure - those commenting who haven’t seen it must be in the minority so I’m glad to have blessed them with it at last! | |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:31 - Aug 8 with 2696 views | Lord_Lucan |
That is quite brilliant.
I have never seen or heard of this before.
I shall try and remember to emulate this if I am ever again put in the can. |  |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:35 - Aug 8 with 2640 views | Guthrum |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:10 - Aug 8 by blueasfook |
Love that video. One of my all time faves lol. I think the back story is that he was a "dine and dasher". Notorious for not paying for meals at fancy restaurants. |
A dasher, certainly - but more in the sense of repeated prison escapes. Nobody seems to mention what he was first inside for. |  |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:43 - Aug 8 with 2581 views | mrshallisfit |
Ah. I see you know your judo well. |  | | |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 11:06 - Aug 8 with 2434 views | mutters |
Never seen this before, and i thought I had completed the internet!
Thanks for sharing this has defo made my morning
"Are you waiting to receive my limp p3nis" :-D |  |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 11:12 - Aug 8 with 2374 views | DanTheMan |
One of my favourite videos. |  |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 11:54 - Aug 8 with 2254 views | Chris_ITFC |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 11:06 - Aug 8 by mutters |
Never seen this before, and i thought I had completed the internet!
Thanks for sharing this has defo made my morning
"Are you waiting to receive my limp p3nis" :-D |
Gets me every time! | |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 12:12 - Aug 8 with 2163 views | mutters |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 11:54 - Aug 8 by Chris_ITFC |
Gets me every time! |
Even the "tata and farewell" had me | |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 13:11 - Aug 8 with 2004 views | CaptainAhab |
Never see this before, brilliant, thanks for sharing! It also answers the origin of the succulent chinese meal quote for me, phew.
Matt Berry needs to play him in a biopic. Like Chopper. | | | |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 14:31 - Aug 8 with 1865 views | Chris_ITFC |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 13:11 - Aug 8 by CaptainAhab |
Never see this before, brilliant, thanks for sharing! It also answers the origin of the succulent chinese meal quote for me, phew.
Matt Berry needs to play him in a biopic. Like Chopper. |
You’re welcome! | |
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| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 15:56 - Aug 8 with 1688 views | gtsb1966 |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 10:10 - Aug 8 by blueasfook |
Love that video. One of my all time faves lol. I think the back story is that he was a "dine and dasher". Notorious for not paying for meals at fancy restaurants. |
He was mistaken for a dine and dasher but was a serial prison breaker and credit card fraudster.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest |  | | |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 16:04 - Aug 8 with 1662 views | solemio |
Blowed if I can see why that's considered funny and clever. | | | |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 16:32 - Aug 8 with 1598 views | blueasfook |
| GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS on 16:04 - Aug 8 by solemio |
Blowed if I can see why that's considered funny and clever. |
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