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Thread | Never underestimate a cow
at 15:07 15 May 2025
Those feckers are fast.
I got chased by a herd today.
I knew these cows were a bit jittery, but I thought I had plenty of room to give them a wide berth and my path took me round their field towards a footbridge and away from where they were stationed. So my route took me away from them.
A couple of watch cows spotted me but didnt pay to much attention, just gave me the stink eye. But as I stopped to look at a song thrush in a bush I heard a rumbling behind me. The calves had decided to stampede and their mothers went with them. They were heading towards my exit point which was the footbridge, and the rear guard was closer to my entry point than I was at this point. They were hurtling in my direction and my only way to escape was to hop over a barbed wire fence and jump a stream into the next field.
The stream was about 5 foot wide, which is quite a way for a standing jump, but I got over and noticed that the gate to this field was open , the cows were streaming over the footbridge and heading towards it. I had to flee as fast as I could across the field and hide in a foxes den under a tree before they saw me. When I got my breath back I was able to climb over a fence and walk safely along the hedge line without them seeing me. But then there was a break in the hedge where there was nothing but a strand or two of barbed wire. The feckers saw me again and came charging after me . I am just glad that they dont like barbed wire because it would not have taken much for them to knock through it if they wanted.
They are pretty smart too. The advance guard , having blocked off my access to my footbridge exit earlier, then headed straight for the gate where the footpath would take me.
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Thread | Am I wasting my time?
at 09:59 15 May 2025
Do AI programs like Gemini, co-pilot and ChatGPT learn from their interactions with users?
I'd like to know if I am wasting my time trying to teach AI that ITFC are The Pride of Anglia come what may, and that Budgies is a valid nickname for that lot.
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Thread | I've just seen the stats
at 18:34 10 May 2025
Did we really have nearly half the possession?
Did not feel like it. Felt like we were chasing the ball for 80 minutes. |
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Thread | overhead kicks should be banned
at 18:16 10 May 2025
Plain and simple.
I know we al have fond memories of Boncho, and when they come off they are a thing of beauty but 9 times out of 10 they dont come off and more than half the time they are fecking dangerous.
Free kick if you try one.
Striaght red for endangering an opponent if you try one and your foot comes near anyones head. |
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Thread | Our second goal yesterday
at 09:52 4 May 2025
Did we get away with one? Or was the ref correct to let the game go on when the Everton player (Patterson?) went to ground apparently injured? |
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Thread | Nothing to see here
at 09:19 22 Apr 2025
Seen it's already been done.
(Saka vs O' Shea) [Post edited 22 Apr 9:19]
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Thread | Luton's 26 points last season
at 10:51 8 Apr 2025
Was the lowest total for a team that has finished 3rd bottom of the premier league, 2 shy of Fulham's 20/21 total of 28.
Reckon we will beat either of those?
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Thread | Palmer
at 20:55 5 Apr 2025
Cocks up ust as often as Muric |
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Thread | Been like a Sunday morning game
at 15:51 5 Apr 2025
Since the goal
Very scrappy
I expect a hungover sub to puke up on the sidelines early in the second half |
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Thread | TWTD's preferred team
at 16:16 26 Mar 2025
Assuming a 4-2-3-1 formation this is how Town would line up based on average TWTD ratings over the season so far
Palmer
Tuanzebe Woolfy Burgess Townsend
Phillips Cajuste
Hutchinson Szmodics Broadhead
Delap
Not sure how that team would fair in all honesty, you lot prefer Townsend over Davis, and Woolfy and Burgess in the middle has a distinctly Football League look about it. The rest of the team looks fair enough. |
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Thread | Egg chasers having a bit of an about turn
at 19:28 17 Mar 2025
After years of being a bit pompous about having home and away fans mixed togther, Leicester and Saracens are planning on trialing segregation to improve the atmosphere at games. Other teams are expressing an interest too. |
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Thread | The result was not a reflection of how the game went
at 17:47 22 Feb 2025
It was, however, a reflection of how clinical you have to be in this division and how we are lacking in that department.
I'm not sure if Spurs did actually score with their first two efforts on target but that's how it felt, whilst we battered them for the first 8 minutes, had three good chances and put none of them away.
Son is some player, their initial tactic seemed to be give it to Son and let him tear us apart.
We did well to keep him quiet second half and taking him off swung the game back in their favour.
In other reflections I am losing count of the number of goals we give away from a left sided player running at our defence. It seems to happen week after week at Portman Road.
Also was distinctly unimpressed with Philogene today, he might as well have not been on the pitch for all the good he was doing, he needs to up his game and preferably bulk up a bit. I'm not sure how he managed to stay on for the whole game, I think we would have been better bringing on Szmodics in the middle and moving Hutch out to the right.
Never mind, United are there for the taking and we are better away.
COYB
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Thread | Liverpool, Fulham, Bournemouth
at 17:40 7 Feb 2025
What have they got in common.
Well the thing I'm thinking of not the random nonsense you are thinking of. |
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