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|Norwich: does anyone else’s Alexa do this?|
at 15:45 27 Sep 2020
Ask Alexa to tell you how many trophies Norwich have won......
It tells you about Tottenham Hotspur. Maybe it’s just my Alexa being preprogrammed to mock them?
|Joseph Mills - Forest Green Rovers|
at 21:58 5 Aug 2020
I’m sure the club have a scouting department although of late (and by late I mean over the past 20 years) I’m not sure how successful it’s been but here’s a tip. We need a left back. Forest Green skipper Joseph Mills has turned down a new contract and is now a free agent. At League 2 level he’s a cracking attacking full back.... he’d do a job for us.
I know because I watched him play 10 odd times last season.
I’m sure the Portman Road hierarchy check TWTD for such tips :-)
|At least I have dinner at South Mimms to look forward to|
at 17:09 7 Mar 2020
Gloucestershire to Ipswich and back.
It’s an odd way to pass a life.
I don’t want much.... just getting a bit fed up of having all hope extinguished.
Is there a clause that after supporting Ipswich for a certain number of years you can be transferred to say Barcelona?
Still.... should be home for last orders
|“Happy clapper” is now an insult|
at 21:33 4 Mar 2020
I have just been called a “happy clapper” on the Evans out page.
I’m not entirely sure what one of those is.
Is it millennial speak for a w@nker?
|North Essex pub advice|
at 20:54 16 Feb 2020
Last year, ahead of a family trip to visit relatives, I turned to the good citizens of TWTD for pub recommendations as I was keen to show off the homeland as well as possible.
This Easter we are staying near Boxted. I was hoping I might get similar recommendations. To be honest, having previously visited The Sun Inn at Dedham, I can’t imagine anywhere in the area being better but I thought I’d ask.
Criteria: must be a historic old pub that serves good, local ale.
Thanks all - look forward to reading and researching your recommendations!
|Really disappointed with Phil & Gav|
at 15:21 31 Jan 2020
I’m disappointed the standard Deadline Day headline hasn’t been used on the site today.
“Quiet Transfer Deadline Day expected at Portman Road.”
Before detailing that [INSERT HISTORICALLY SMALLER TEAM THAN ITFC BUT WHO ARE NOW HIGHER UP IN THE PYRAMID]’s interest in [INSERT TALENTED TOWN YOUNGSTER] has cooled after they signed a.n.other
C’mon Phil and Gav.... still time left! (Keep up the good work chaps!)
|What was the worst performance you’ve ever seen at Portman Road?|
at 08:10 27 Dec 2019
Following on from a previous post claiming that yesterday was the worst, a simple question. Which Town performance stunk the famous old ground out the most?
Personally I remember a particularly dreadful Boxing Day effort against Birmingham in the 90s (I think it finished 0-1) and a League Cup defeat at home to Stockport.
I haven’t been going as much during the Mick years so missed the 1 up front, 2 holding midfielders fiasco against Rotherham.
|Crowd for Blackpool?|
at 22:14 18 Nov 2019
Hopefully a decent crowd for Blackpool? Just booked tickets and am hoping the 7+ hour round trip will be worth it!
Taking my Dad who has had a rough time of it health wise lately.... hoping for a similar outcome to my last visit to the Mecca of Football (Tranmere game).
|Brooklyn bar tips|
at 19:06 30 Sep 2019
Rather than travel to Fleetwood I’m heading to NYC this weekend to see my other sporting love, the Minnesota Vikings @ New York Giants.
I am staying in Brooklyn (Bedford Stuyvesant). Has anyone been and can they recommend any local watering holes?
|Well 16 hours later I got home.... WELL WORTH IT|
at 22:54 28 Sep 2019
Up at 06:30 left home, got to Suffolk at 10, surprised my Dad whilst he was drinking a coffee in a cafe, reading the EADT.
“What are you doing here?”
“We’re going to see him!” (Gestures at picture of Lord Norwood on the back of the EADT)
Thought the formation didn’t really work in the first half. We needed another body in midfield. Credit to Lambert for switching it round.
What a buy KVY is! Thought Wilson was a consummate centre-half.... did exactly what needed to be done.
Cole Skuse (his Uncle laid my patio FYI).... if he wasn’t there we’d bloody miss him.
Super second half, great atmosphere and sunshine.
Drove home. M4 closed. Biblical floods in the West Country and aquaplaned several times. Home at 10pm. Brilliant day. Couldn’t do it every other weekend though.... the drive would kill me!
|Apologies but we will lose tomorrow and it’s all my fault|
at 23:00 27 Sep 2019
First trip to Portman Road tomorrow in 5 years. I’m driving from Gloucestershire to Suffolk first thing in the morning and surprising my 72 year old Dad (who is in not great health) whilst he’s tucking into his regular Saturday cafe breakfast with two tickets to the game.
My Dad was a regular in the Ramsey and Robson years... I can hear his voice now “Back in 1973 I paid two bob and half a florin to watch us beat Real Madrid.... how much did you pay for these tickets?” (£30 - I’ve gone for good ones)
Top of the League.... unbeaten.... against lowly opposition who I saw play in their Play-Off Semi against Forest Green and who weren’t great other than their main goal threat... a certain Mr Norwood.....
It’s all set up to go tits up under Sod’s Law.
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