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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo 13:38 - Jun 4 with 2358 viewsMullet

Saw this little white thing peering at me through the French doors, then it's crest went up and a weird screech noise.

Went outside and it was a white bird parading around my patio. Turns out "chalky" likes men and this explains why he was happy to make swiss cheese of my hand and let me carry him back around the estate to his rightful owner.

All after several attempts to tease him out of my big bush as I attempted to improvise whatever the cockatoo noise is for "come here you daft sod".

Anyone else ever had an exotic escapee in their yard?

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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 13:39 - Jun 4 with 2344 viewsSteve_M

Euphemismtastic.

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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 13:59 - Jun 4 with 2305 viewsbrogansnose

I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 13:39 - Jun 4 by Steve_M

Euphemismtastic.


Certainly came accross as an homage to Hoppy.
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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 14:50 - Jun 4 with 2250 viewsfactual_blue

I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 13:59 - Jun 4 by brogansnose

Certainly came accross as an homage to Hoppy.


You've spelt 'Keno' wrongly.

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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 14:51 - Jun 4 with 2246 viewsgiant_stow

you filthy dirty disgusting animal.

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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 15:06 - Jun 4 with 2223 viewsfactual_blue

I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 14:51 - Jun 4 by giant_stow

you filthy dirty disgusting animal.


That may be how you norfukkers say 'Hello Mum, but the rest of us tend to say 'Hello Mum'.

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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 15:52 - Jun 4 with 2202 viewsGeoffSentence

No, but I do know someone who lost her Norwegian Blue Parrot. After an appeal on local radio she got it back.

To her bewilderment, the parrot had forgotten all the phrases that she had taught it, but picked up some new ones.

It turned out that some bloke on the other side of Ippy has also lost a norwegian blue at the same time, and they had each recovered the other's parrot.

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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 16:08 - Jun 4 with 2182 viewsfactual_blue

I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 15:52 - Jun 4 by GeoffSentence

No, but I do know someone who lost her Norwegian Blue Parrot. After an appeal on local radio she got it back.

To her bewilderment, the parrot had forgotten all the phrases that she had taught it, but picked up some new ones.

It turned out that some bloke on the other side of Ippy has also lost a norwegian blue at the same time, and they had each recovered the other's parrot.



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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 16:24 - Jun 4 with 2163 viewsgerard1947

Peacock in the garden as far as escapees go is as exotic as it gets for me.

The most painful bite I've had was from cockatiel (I've been been bitten by dogs, cats and various other small beasts) I tried to pick it up to put it into a cage. It just hung on with it's very sharp and powerful beak for what seemed to be ages.
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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 16:57 - Jun 4 with 2122 viewsLord_Lucan

Sounds like a Cockatiel. A cockatoo would have eaten your hand.

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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 17:14 - Jun 4 with 2099 viewsgerard1947

I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 16:57 - Jun 4 by Lord_Lucan

Sounds like a Cockatiel. A cockatoo would have eaten your hand.


That's what I said, it was a cockatiel, a cockatoo can crack a Brazil nut!
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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 17:30 - Jun 4 with 2085 viewsjeera

I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 16:57 - Jun 4 by Lord_Lucan

Sounds like a Cockatiel. A cockatoo would have eaten your hand.


There was a time we had an African Grey in the household.

Horrible thing. Vicious. (Bloody clever though).

I didn't like it, and it didn't like me.
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I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 19:17 - Jun 4 with 2005 viewsMullet

I've just been playing hide and seek with a cockatoo on 16:57 - Jun 4 by Lord_Lucan

Sounds like a Cockatiel. A cockatoo would have eaten your hand.


Are they essentially the same bird but different sizes then? This thing had a hell of a grip as it sunk some talon into my thumb joint. My lizard is pretty clawey and can dig a hole in you if you let him, this thing was a whole different prospect.

Seemed tame as to be fair, he sat there quite happily as I ferried through the semis and back lanes to his house for five mins or so. His daft owner was out in her dressing gown chatting away oblivious.

Not a big fan of birds either.

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