Nuisance kids 19:35 - Aug 13 with 6814 views jeera Or rather, kids/a kid being a pest outside your door. How to deal with the situation? I considered dragging him in, drowning him and burying the corpse in some field, but feel some practicalities get in the way. Any other suggestions how to rid of troublesome children?
Nuisance kids on 19:38 - Aug 13 with 4801 viewsDanTheMan Blast classical music outside the door. [Post edited 13 Aug 2017 19:38]
Nuisance kids on 19:39 - Aug 13 with 4794 viewsBlueBadger Be unfailingly, consistently polite and pleasant to them. Whilst wearing nothing but your pants. [Post edited 13 Aug 2017 19:39]
Nuisance kids on 19:39 - Aug 13 with 4789 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 19:38 - Aug 13 by DanTheMan Blast classical music outside the door. [Post edited 13 Aug 2017 19:38]
Ooh. Like it. I don't have any but I'll see what I can stream.
Nuisance kids on 19:40 - Aug 13 with 4785 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 19:39 - Aug 13 by BlueBadger Be unfailingly, consistently polite and pleasant to them. Whilst wearing nothing but your pants. [Post edited 13 Aug 2017 19:39]
Actually, my neighbour has tried that. None of us were comfortable. And the kid wasn't put off.
Nuisance kids on 19:42 - Aug 13 with 4760 viewsvapour_trail Trust your instincts jeera. What could go wrong!
Nuisance kids on 19:43 - Aug 13 with 4750 viewsfooters Don't have them in the first place.
Nuisance kids on 19:45 - Aug 13 with 4741 viewsGuthrum Bribe them with sweets and fizzy drinks. Just don't lace it with anything too fast-acting, or you'll have to clear up the mess yourself.
Nuisance kids on 19:47 - Aug 13 with 4720 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 19:42 - Aug 13 by vapour_trail Trust your instincts jeera. What could go wrong!
I tried the disinterested tact. That didn't work. One or two of the neighbours have told them to clear off. No joy there. I've just gone outside after an afternoon on the sauce, can of beer in hand, ( figured I probably now resemble one of their dads, so am connecting on some level), and told them to sod off or I'll come and drive my car up and down outside their homes to see how they like it....
Login to get fewer adsNuisance kids on 19:48 - Aug 13 with 4713 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 19:43 - Aug 13 by footers Don't have them in the first place.
Funny.
Nuisance kids on 19:50 - Aug 13 with 4709 viewsFixed_It Dress like a chav (assuming you don't already), speak like you're down with the kids (assuming you don't already) and ask if you can hang out with them in a Kevin and Perry style. They'll soon b*gger off.
Nuisance kids on 19:53 - Aug 13 with 4674 viewsGuthrum The local Macdonalds plays classical music, to put the kids off causing hassle. However, beware - you may have Clockwork Orange droogs, in which case you'd be in trouble.
Nuisance kids on 19:59 - Aug 13 with 4639 viewsBlue_Order Instantly thought of this. VIDEO
Nuisance kids on 20:00 - Aug 13 with 4625 viewsMullet Nuisance kids on 19:59 - Aug 13 by Blue_Order Instantly thought of this. VIDEO
Loved it later on when they rob the TV and call him "clean shirt" again.
Nuisance kids on 20:03 - Aug 13 with 4601 viewsSWGF Do they sell those high pitched alarms which only teenagers can hear?
Nuisance kids on 20:07 - Aug 13 with 4581 viewsBlue_Order Nuisance kids on 20:00 - Aug 13 by Mullet Loved it later on when they rob the TV and call him "clean shirt" again.
That for me is the pinnacle of the whole show. Pure genius.
Nuisance kids on 20:11 - Aug 13 with 4547 viewssparks Boiling oil over the battlements? Assuming you dont have a moat and proper murder holes. The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
(Sir Terry Pratchett) Poll: Is Fred drunk this morning?
Nuisance kids on 20:12 - Aug 13 with 4545 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 20:03 - Aug 13 by SWGF Do they sell those high pitched alarms which only teenagers can hear?
I wonder if those work? It became a war of words - ridiculous, the main kid is around 13, and over fed. I was losing at one point. He threatened me with his dad, that kind of thing. Ended with him knocking on my door a little while ago apologising. I don't trust him. I need cameras now don't I?
Nuisance kids on 20:13 - Aug 13 with 4537 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 20:11 - Aug 13 by sparks Boiling oil over the battlements? Assuming you dont have a moat and proper murder holes.
Believe me. I'll take that on board.
Nuisance kids on 20:17 - Aug 13 with 4507 viewsWarhurst Find the leader and assert your dominance by beating him to a pulp outside his own house.
Nuisance kids on 20:22 - Aug 13 with 4482 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 20:17 - Aug 13 by Warhurst Find the leader and assert your dominance by beating him to a pulp outside his own house.
He's 13. OK. I might.
Nuisance kids on 20:25 - Aug 13 with 4461 viewsPJH Nuisance kids on 20:17 - Aug 13 by Warhurst Find the leader and assert your dominance by beating him to a pulp outside his own house.
or if that fails ask if you can join his gang.
Nuisance kids on 20:37 - Aug 13 with 4428 viewsjeera Nuisance kids on 20:25 - Aug 13 by PJH or if that fails ask if you can join his gang.
Oh sh*t. I'd be his bitch.
Nuisance kids on 20:37 - Aug 13 with 4419 viewsNewcyBlue Nuisance kids on 20:12 - Aug 13 by jeera I wonder if those work? It became a war of words - ridiculous, the main kid is around 13, and over fed. I was losing at one point. He threatened me with his dad, that kind of thing. Ended with him knocking on my door a little while ago apologising. I don't trust him. I need cameras now don't I?
Just leave food out for him? Perhaps a trail of food away from your area?
Nuisance kids on 20:39 - Aug 13 with 4416 viewsBOjK I told a local youth off yesterday for whacking a tree with a stick right outside my front door. He said sorry.