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Nuisance kids 19:35 - Aug 13 with 6814 viewsjeera

Or rather, kids/a kid being a pest outside your door.

How to deal with the situation?

I considered dragging him in, drowning him and burying the corpse in some field, but feel some practicalities get in the way.

Any other suggestions how to rid of troublesome children?

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Nuisance kids on 19:38 - Aug 13 with 4801 viewsDanTheMan

Blast classical music outside the door.
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Nuisance kids on 19:39 - Aug 13 with 4794 viewsBlueBadger

Be unfailingly, consistently polite and pleasant to them. Whilst wearing nothing but your pants.
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Nuisance kids on 19:39 - Aug 13 with 4789 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 19:38 - Aug 13 by DanTheMan

Blast classical music outside the door.
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Ooh. Like it.

I don't have any but I'll see what I can stream.

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Nuisance kids on 19:40 - Aug 13 with 4785 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 19:39 - Aug 13 by BlueBadger

Be unfailingly, consistently polite and pleasant to them. Whilst wearing nothing but your pants.
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Actually, my neighbour has tried that.

None of us were comfortable.

And the kid wasn't put off.

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Nuisance kids on 19:42 - Aug 13 with 4760 viewsvapour_trail

Trust your instincts jeera. What could go wrong!

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Nuisance kids on 19:43 - Aug 13 with 4750 viewsfooters

Don't have them in the first place.

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Nuisance kids on 19:45 - Aug 13 with 4741 viewsGuthrum

Bribe them with sweets and fizzy drinks.

Just don't lace it with anything too fast-acting, or you'll have to clear up the mess yourself.

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Nuisance kids on 19:47 - Aug 13 with 4720 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 19:42 - Aug 13 by vapour_trail

Trust your instincts jeera. What could go wrong!


I tried the disinterested tact. That didn't work.

One or two of the neighbours have told them to clear off. No joy there.

I've just gone outside after an afternoon on the sauce, can of beer in hand, ( figured I probably now resemble one of their dads, so am connecting on some level), and told them to sod off or I'll come and drive my car up and down outside their homes to see how they like it....

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Nuisance kids on 19:48 - Aug 13 with 4713 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 19:43 - Aug 13 by footers

Don't have them in the first place.


Funny.

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Nuisance kids on 19:49 - Aug 13 with 4714 viewsDanTheMan

Nuisance kids on 19:39 - Aug 13 by jeera

Ooh. Like it.

I don't have any but I'll see what I can stream.


Place is Birmingham used to do this and it was surprisingly effective.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-16307364

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Nuisance kids on 19:50 - Aug 13 with 4709 viewsFixed_It

Dress like a chav (assuming you don't already), speak like you're down with the kids (assuming you don't already) and ask if you can hang out with them in a Kevin and Perry style. They'll soon b*gger off.

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Nuisance kids on 19:53 - Aug 13 with 4674 viewsGuthrum

Nuisance kids on 19:49 - Aug 13 by DanTheMan

Place is Birmingham used to do this and it was surprisingly effective.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-16307364


The local Macdonalds plays classical music, to put the kids off causing hassle.

However, beware - you may have Clockwork Orange droogs, in which case you'd be in trouble.

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Nuisance kids on 19:59 - Aug 13 with 4639 viewsBlue_Order

Instantly thought of this.

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Nuisance kids on 20:00 - Aug 13 with 4625 viewsMullet

Nuisance kids on 19:59 - Aug 13 by Blue_Order

Instantly thought of this.



Loved it later on when they rob the TV and call him "clean shirt" again.

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Nuisance kids on 20:03 - Aug 13 with 4601 viewsSWGF

Do they sell those high pitched alarms which only teenagers can hear?

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Nuisance kids on 20:07 - Aug 13 with 4581 viewsBlue_Order

Nuisance kids on 20:00 - Aug 13 by Mullet

Loved it later on when they rob the TV and call him "clean shirt" again.


That for me is the pinnacle of the whole show. Pure genius.
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Nuisance kids on 20:11 - Aug 13 with 4547 viewssparks

Boiling oil over the battlements? Assuming you dont have a moat and proper murder holes.

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Nuisance kids on 20:12 - Aug 13 with 4545 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 20:03 - Aug 13 by SWGF

Do they sell those high pitched alarms which only teenagers can hear?


I wonder if those work?

It became a war of words - ridiculous, the main kid is around 13, and over fed. I was losing at one point.

He threatened me with his dad, that kind of thing.

Ended with him knocking on my door a little while ago apologising.

I don't trust him. I need cameras now don't I?

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Nuisance kids on 20:13 - Aug 13 with 4537 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 20:11 - Aug 13 by sparks

Boiling oil over the battlements? Assuming you dont have a moat and proper murder holes.


Believe me. I'll take that on board.

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Nuisance kids on 20:17 - Aug 13 with 4507 viewsWarhurst

Find the leader and assert your dominance by beating him to a pulp outside his own house.
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Nuisance kids on 20:22 - Aug 13 with 4482 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 20:17 - Aug 13 by Warhurst

Find the leader and assert your dominance by beating him to a pulp outside his own house.


He's 13.

OK. I might.

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Nuisance kids on 20:25 - Aug 13 with 4461 viewsPJH

Nuisance kids on 20:17 - Aug 13 by Warhurst

Find the leader and assert your dominance by beating him to a pulp outside his own house.


or if that fails ask if you can join his gang.
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Nuisance kids on 20:37 - Aug 13 with 4428 viewsjeera

Nuisance kids on 20:25 - Aug 13 by PJH

or if that fails ask if you can join his gang.


Oh sh*t.

I'd be his bitch.

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Nuisance kids on 20:37 - Aug 13 with 4419 viewsNewcyBlue

Nuisance kids on 20:12 - Aug 13 by jeera

I wonder if those work?

It became a war of words - ridiculous, the main kid is around 13, and over fed. I was losing at one point.

He threatened me with his dad, that kind of thing.

Ended with him knocking on my door a little while ago apologising.

I don't trust him. I need cameras now don't I?


Just leave food out for him? Perhaps a trail of food away from your area?

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Nuisance kids on 20:39 - Aug 13 with 4416 viewsBOjK

I told a local youth off yesterday for whacking a tree with a stick right outside my front door. He said sorry.

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