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Sprucie 23:12 - Apr 19 with 16641 viewsSwailsey

Who’s your weird little mate who keeps downvoting you?


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Sprucie on 14:59 - Apr 20 with 3165 viewsm14_blue

Sprucie on 14:18 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

All it said was:

"Anytime.

Anywhere."

Now, I'm assuming it was for a fight, rather than a date.


Anyhow, I think 'The Galapagos Islands, in 2045' might be my response.
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"Anytime. Anywhere."

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Sprucie on 15:01 - Apr 20 with 3150 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 14:59 - Apr 20 by m14_blue

"Anytime. Anywhere."



I was thinking of getting him to fly me some where exotic for our dust up. Might as well take advantage of the situation if I'm getting a whupping.

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Sprucie on 15:06 - Apr 20 with 3130 viewswkj

Sprucie on 15:01 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

I was thinking of getting him to fly me some where exotic for our dust up. Might as well take advantage of the situation if I'm getting a whupping.


Was it J2? The day is coming when he will finally snap and end us all... you heard it here first

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Sprucie on 15:07 - Apr 20 with 3121 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 15:06 - Apr 20 by wkj

Was it J2? The day is coming when he will finally snap and end us all... you heard it here first


Nah, he hasn't got the stones to take me on. He's more of a lower level fighter.

His greatest battle so far has been with persistent food poisoning.

TWTDs PPV Rommers v J2 would bring in the viewing figures though.
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Sprucie on 15:10 - Apr 20 with 3108 viewswkj

Sprucie on 15:07 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

Nah, he hasn't got the stones to take me on. He's more of a lower level fighter.

His greatest battle so far has been with persistent food poisoning.

TWTDs PPV Rommers v J2 would bring in the viewing figures though.
[Post edited 20 Apr 2018 15:07]


I think that would be the only thing in history that I prefer to watch Brookside instead of

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Sprucie on 15:10 - Apr 20 with 3106 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 15:10 - Apr 20 by wkj

I think that would be the only thing in history that I prefer to watch Brookside instead of


Your sentence is somewhat mangled. Have you been in Dyler's bar all day?

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Sprucie on 15:16 - Apr 20 with 3096 viewswkj

Sprucie on 15:10 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

Your sentence is somewhat mangled. Have you been in Dyler's bar all day?


I've been working on me allotment so I am a little bit warm and light headed I must admit, I am now rehydrating with a beer though, so alls well

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Sprucie on 15:17 - Apr 20 with 3092 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 15:16 - Apr 20 by wkj

I've been working on me allotment so I am a little bit warm and light headed I must admit, I am now rehydrating with a beer though, so alls well


Did Benters pop over to help fill your butts?

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Sprucie on 15:20 - Apr 20 with 3089 viewswkj

Sprucie on 15:17 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

Did Benters pop over to help fill your butts?


He doesn't tend to pay me much need unless I'm on the VillageGreen

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Sprucie on 15:48 - Apr 20 with 3061 viewshoppy

Sprucie on 15:07 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

Nah, he hasn't got the stones to take me on. He's more of a lower level fighter.

His greatest battle so far has been with persistent food poisoning.

TWTDs PPV Rommers v J2 would bring in the viewing figures though.
[Post edited 20 Apr 2018 15:07]


The Great TWTD bake off?

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Sprucie on 15:51 - Apr 20 with 3051 viewswkj

Sprucie on 15:48 - Apr 20 by hoppy

The Great TWTD bake off?


"Rommers is hoping to win over the judges with a roast served with a side of onion rings, whilst J2 is hoping to just pull something off which is classed as food"

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Sprucie on 15:53 - Apr 20 with 3048 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 15:51 - Apr 20 by wkj

"Rommers is hoping to win over the judges with a roast served with a side of onion rings, whilst J2 is hoping to just pull something off which is classed as food"


"Things get off to a shaky start as Rommers attempts to lick a moving blender, and J2 tries to beat four hard boiled eggs into his cake mix".

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Sprucie on 15:56 - Apr 20 with 3039 viewsBluebell

Sprucie on 15:48 - Apr 20 by hoppy

The Great TWTD bake off?


The only problem with that is someone has to be judge and taste the food.
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Sprucie on 15:58 - Apr 20 with 3030 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 15:56 - Apr 20 by Bluebell

The only problem with that is someone has to be judge and taste the food.


Give it to the vegan I say. Food is already ruined for him.

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Sprucie on 15:59 - Apr 20 with 3026 viewswkj

Sprucie on 15:56 - Apr 20 by Bluebell

The only problem with that is someone has to be judge and taste the food.


I don't think finding a judge would be hard, its the getting someone to taste it part that'd be the challenge

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Sprucie on 16:02 - Apr 20 with 3022 viewsBluebell

Sprucie on 15:59 - Apr 20 by wkj

I don't think finding a judge would be hard, its the getting someone to taste it part that'd be the challenge


I really don’t think my taste buds could cope with that so I’m out.
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Sprucie on 16:11 - Apr 20 with 3013 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Sprucie on 09:29 - Apr 20 by Ewan_Oozami

It's de rigueur to have your own personal online troll nowadays - apparently you're a nobody if you don't have one


I remember the days when it was only select posters who got stalked on here.

The new wide range of stalkees means a let off for badger and myself

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Sprucie on 16:12 - Apr 20 with 3010 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 16:11 - Apr 20 by The_Romford_Blue

I remember the days when it was only select posters who got stalked on here.

The new wide range of stalkees means a let off for badger and myself


Excuse me, are you suggesting that you are a more premium level poster than me? I'm box office, baby.

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Sprucie on 16:22 - Apr 20 with 3003 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Sprucie on 16:12 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

Excuse me, are you suggesting that you are a more premium level poster than me? I'm box office, baby.


I’m still not sure if you are a real poster or not sprucie

Someone said to me years ago you were a comedy creation from someone on here (who I won’t name) but now I think you’re probably real - albeit abroad.

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Sprucie on 16:25 - Apr 20 with 3000 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 16:22 - Apr 20 by The_Romford_Blue

I’m still not sure if you are a real poster or not sprucie

Someone said to me years ago you were a comedy creation from someone on here (who I won’t name) but now I think you’re probably real - albeit abroad.




I am definitely a comedy creation, but I control my own destiny. I'm a real person, with real feelings. So watch out you don't hurt them!

I'm intrigued who you think my puppetmaster is though! PM me up! It's Benters isn't it?

And FYI, there is at least one poster on here who knows me in real life.
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Sprucie on 16:27 - Apr 20 with 2991 viewswkj

Sprucie on 16:25 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose



I am definitely a comedy creation, but I control my own destiny. I'm a real person, with real feelings. So watch out you don't hurt them!

I'm intrigued who you think my puppetmaster is though! PM me up! It's Benters isn't it?

And FYI, there is at least one poster on here who knows me in real life.
[Post edited 20 Apr 2018 16:26]


You're Keith Vaz aren't you

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Sprucie on 16:28 - Apr 20 with 2988 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 16:27 - Apr 20 by wkj

You're Keith Vaz aren't you


Close.

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Sprucie on 16:31 - Apr 20 with 2983 viewsKieran_Knows

Sprucie on 14:03 - Apr 20 by SpruceMoose

Well now I'm getting offered fights via PM! What a world we live in!


Ha, brilliant!


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Sprucie on 16:35 - Apr 20 with 2972 viewswkj

Sprucie on 16:31 - Apr 20 by Kieran_Knows

Ha, brilliant!



My dad could beat up his dad

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Sprucie on 16:38 - Apr 20 with 2962 viewsSpruceMoose

Sprucie on 16:35 - Apr 20 by wkj

My dad could beat up his dad


My dad is dead, so...

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