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Yet more phrases I cannot stand 10:01 - Jun 7 with 10282 viewsDeano69

People referring to someone as 'this one'

People who 'reach out' to you

People who are 'leveraging .....'

People who are 'squaring the circle'


FFS

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:09 - Jun 7 with 1577 viewshoppy

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:07 - Jun 7 by jeera

You're definitely a member Hops.


Thanks Jeera. As my dear late Nan once said...

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:10 - Jun 7 with 1577 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:08 - Jun 7 by The_Last_Baron

It's all BS. These nonsensical sayings are languages of the brainwashed.


Brainwashed by who!?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:11 - Jun 7 with 1575 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:09 - Jun 7 by hoppy

Thanks Jeera. As my dear late Nan once said...


I loved that lady!

As you well know.

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:12 - Jun 7 with 1571 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:10 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Brainwashed by who!?


...m

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:14 - Jun 7 with 1565 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:12 - Jun 7 by jeera

...m


You don't want to make an enemy of me. The man who believes the board needs more face stabbing...

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:29 - Jun 7 with 1549 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:14 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

You don't want to make an enemy of me. The man who believes the board needs more face stabbing...


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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:32 - Jun 7 with 1536 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:29 - Jun 7 by jeera

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Who am I kidding. I could never stab your face without feeling somewhat bad about it afterwards. You're one of the good guys!

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:34 - Jun 7 with 1535 viewsjontysnut

"Let's do this" - ok if Lee Marvin is mobilising the Dirty Dozen but not when Bradley Walsh is introducing a round on The Chase
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:35 - Jun 7 with 1534 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:32 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Who am I kidding. I could never stab your face without feeling somewhat bad about it afterwards. You're one of the good guys!


There's always that.

Plus you'd lose.

I have J2 on my side. He's my bestie.

You know where you're better off.

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:36 - Jun 7 with 1527 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:35 - Jun 7 by jeera

There's always that.

Plus you'd lose.

I have J2 on my side. He's my bestie.

You know where you're better off.


I see your J2 and raise you a wkj.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:37 - Jun 7 with 1526 viewssolemio

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 14:42 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Maybe you country yokels don't, but us urban slickers only have so many windows of opportunity. We can't be standing at the farm gate, slack jawed waiting for Jeb to come back from market all day.


'We' urban slickers. Sorry!

Unique means the only one of its kind. It does not mean unusual.

I became a fan of the manager of my nearest coffee shop when he replied to a customer
"No, I'll get it then you can drink it."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:38 - Jun 7 with 1522 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:37 - Jun 7 by solemio

'We' urban slickers. Sorry!

Unique means the only one of its kind. It does not mean unusual.

I became a fan of the manager of my nearest coffee shop when he replied to a customer
"No, I'll get it then you can drink it."


"Ha ha good one. Can you get a tip after that? No.".

Nothing worse than a shop worker who thinks they're a comedian.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:39 - Jun 7 with 1522 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:36 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

I see your J2 and raise you a wkj.


Hmm. Ok.

Well in all these years Solemio has only ever insulted me once so I'm thinking he's with me.

And maybe Facters.

(Though those 2 might need a little nap break in between the altercations).

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:43 - Jun 7 with 1509 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:39 - Jun 7 by jeera

Hmm. Ok.

Well in all these years Solemio has only ever insulted me once so I'm thinking he's with me.

And maybe Facters.

(Though those 2 might need a little nap break in between the altercations).


Hmmm ok. Not sure what use old man Facters will be in this Royal Rumble but fine.

For my next selection I will pick jreuser22 and Gav.

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:44 - Jun 7 with 1508 viewssolemio

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:39 - Jun 7 by jeera

Hmm. Ok.

Well in all these years Solemio has only ever insulted me once so I'm thinking he's with me.

And maybe Facters.

(Though those 2 might need a little nap break in between the altercations).


Stop waking me up, jeera.

Just let me know if you need another insult at any time though.
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:46 - Jun 7 with 1505 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:43 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Hmmm ok. Not sure what use old man Facters will be in this Royal Rumble but fine.

For my next selection I will pick jreuser22 and Gav.


I draw the line there pal.

No way you get jreuser22. That much I can tell you.

And for even trying that damn sneaky move I'm taking Fishers!

Now, where's ya at?

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:46 - Jun 7 with 1504 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:44 - Jun 7 by solemio

Stop waking me up, jeera.

Just let me know if you need another insult at any time though.


Sorry dad.

Call on you a bit later.

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:48 - Jun 7 with 1496 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:46 - Jun 7 by jeera

I draw the line there pal.

No way you get jreuser22. That much I can tell you.

And for even trying that damn sneaky move I'm taking Fishers!

Now, where's ya at?


Well when you went out for a pack of smokes and never came back who do you think jreuser22 turned to? That's right. Picture it. Beautiful, isn't it?

You're welcome to Fishers. He's no use to me. Not when I have the incredible pitch invading powers of Lucan, and the rational thinking skills of Dan_the_Man!

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:51 - Jun 7 with 1492 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:48 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Well when you went out for a pack of smokes and never came back who do you think jreuser22 turned to? That's right. Picture it. Beautiful, isn't it?

You're welcome to Fishers. He's no use to me. Not when I have the incredible pitch invading powers of Lucan, and the rational thinking skills of Dan_the_Man!


Ooh. Clever.

But then I'd make an offer to RKD.

Younger, fitter version of the old man and will have mum on his side.

How to trump Dan though... That's a smart move.

You underhanded hoofter.

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:55 - Jun 7 with 1484 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:51 - Jun 7 by jeera

Ooh. Clever.

But then I'd make an offer to RKD.

Younger, fitter version of the old man and will have mum on his side.

How to trump Dan though... That's a smart move.

You underhanded hoofter.


I mean the obvious move would be to go for Cotty. But his posting is sporadic these days, not sure he can be relied upon.

I think some kind of TWTD Poster Top Trumps card game could be a surprise Christmas smash.

What category...

Grammar:
Mick Hatred:
Business Acumen:
Trolling ability:
Political Dullardness:
Brexit Affection:
Numbskullery:
Culinary Skill:

Any I've missed?
[Post edited 7 Jun 2018 15:56]

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 16:02 - Jun 7 with 1479 viewsjeera

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:55 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

I mean the obvious move would be to go for Cotty. But his posting is sporadic these days, not sure he can be relied upon.

I think some kind of TWTD Poster Top Trumps card game could be a surprise Christmas smash.

What category...

Grammar:
Mick Hatred:
Business Acumen:
Trolling ability:
Political Dullardness:
Brexit Affection:
Numbskullery:
Culinary Skill:

Any I've missed?
[Post edited 7 Jun 2018 15:56]


Grammar would have to be Dollers. Although he makes so many mistakes himself, who would dare challenge him? It's not worth the battle.

Mick hatred; such a choice. Coco? No more clowning around.

Business acumen: Dunno. I want Bully in my team somewhere but not sure that's his best point. Leave it with me.

Troll: Fishers.

PD: Such a range...

Brexit: J2

Numbskulls... Such a range

Culinary skill: Got no choice have I. Gotta be Rommers.



*Music: Dubs, Vapes, Funge

Politico: Stokie, maybe Herbs.
[Post edited 7 Jun 2018 16:05]

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 16:16 - Jun 7 with 1462 viewshoppy

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 15:38 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

"Ha ha good one. Can you get a tip after that? No.".

Nothing worse than a shop worker who thinks they're a comedian.


Going back to the OP:

People that say "Nothing worse than..." when clearly there is an awful lot of much worse things...

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 16:26 - Jun 7 with 1455 viewsSpruceMoose

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 16:02 - Jun 7 by jeera

Grammar would have to be Dollers. Although he makes so many mistakes himself, who would dare challenge him? It's not worth the battle.

Mick hatred; such a choice. Coco? No more clowning around.

Business acumen: Dunno. I want Bully in my team somewhere but not sure that's his best point. Leave it with me.

Troll: Fishers.

PD: Such a range...

Brexit: J2

Numbskulls... Such a range

Culinary skill: Got no choice have I. Gotta be Rommers.



*Music: Dubs, Vapes, Funge

Politico: Stokie, maybe Herbs.
[Post edited 7 Jun 2018 16:05]


Well, you've completely ballsed up the game there. Each poster gets a score for each of those categorys.

Let us take me for example.

Grammar: 10. Clearly I am impeccable despite hooves which curse my typing abilities.

Mick hatred: 3. Time to go, but go with warm wishes.

Business acumen: 10. You don't get this rich without wicked business skillz.

Trolling: 7. I'm decent, but not a high quality troller like Fishers.

PD: 0. Nothing about me is dullard.

Brexit: 0. I'm remain all the way.

Numbskullery: 0. You won't find a bigger anti-numbskull than me.

Culinary skill: 7. I won't starve, butI can make some decent stuff.

Get it now old timer?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 16:58 - Jun 7 with 1442 viewswkj

Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 16:26 - Jun 7 by SpruceMoose

Well, you've completely ballsed up the game there. Each poster gets a score for each of those categorys.

Let us take me for example.

Grammar: 10. Clearly I am impeccable despite hooves which curse my typing abilities.

Mick hatred: 3. Time to go, but go with warm wishes.

Business acumen: 10. You don't get this rich without wicked business skillz.

Trolling: 7. I'm decent, but not a high quality troller like Fishers.

PD: 0. Nothing about me is dullard.

Brexit: 0. I'm remain all the way.

Numbskullery: 0. You won't find a bigger anti-numbskull than me.

Culinary skill: 7. I won't starve, butI can make some decent stuff.

Get it now old timer?


Team captain, I say we pull the ultimate trump card.. 12th Man... i feel he would be good at typing up the minutes, he's a say what you see, type what they tweet kinda guy
[Post edited 7 Jun 2018 16:59]

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Yet more phrases I cannot stand on 17:09 - Jun 7 with 1431 viewsMachoMan_RandySavage

“Well let me tell you something, brother!” This don't vibe with the Macho madness!

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