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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents 21:53 - Jul 18 with 3482 viewstextbackup

Year 1 sports day tomorrow, nursery sports day Friday....

Currently hold dad’s race title...

BUT a few new faces about this year, might need to take my spikes

Anyone else get too into these events? Had the kids doing sprints when we walk the Dog, they are in good shape, just worried they’ll lose focus and not have eyes on the prize...

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:54 - Jul 18 with 2567 viewswkj

Is there even trophies for winning now, or just certificates for taking part?

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:55 - Jul 18 with 2558 viewsjeera

Competitive dad - brilliant.

Looking forward to the update already.

Go get 'em.

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:57 - Jul 18 with 2548 viewsBluefish

I held the title but turned this year in a wheelchair. Standard as ridiculous i would have been destroyed and humiliated especially as I am a governor there

My wheelchair is available to rent

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:57 - Jul 18 with 2546 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Be sure to pace out the correct race distance and tell them NOT to stop at the winning tape!

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:06 - Jul 18 with 2495 viewstextbackup

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:57 - Jul 18 by BanksterDebtSlave

Be sure to pace out the correct race distance and tell them NOT to stop at the winning tape!


Been drilling that into them, said keep going until the sandpit (5/10meters more)
If I catch them talking or laughing before hand it’ll be cabbage and water for the rest of the week

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:07 - Jul 18 with 2485 viewsFixed_It

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:57 - Jul 18 by Bluefish

I held the title but turned this year in a wheelchair. Standard as ridiculous i would have been destroyed and humiliated especially as I am a governor there

My wheelchair is available to rent


No para event?

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:07 - Jul 18 with 2480 viewstextbackup

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:54 - Jul 18 by wkj

Is there even trophies for winning now, or just certificates for taking part?


They all get a little something, but winners get different coloured certificates...

We’ll be good again... one day
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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:09 - Jul 18 with 2467 viewsBluefish

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:06 - Jul 18 by textbackup

Been drilling that into them, said keep going until the sandpit (5/10meters more)
If I catch them talking or laughing before hand it’ll be cabbage and water for the rest of the week


My daughter stopped to picked up a caller on the 1st bend of the 600m last week. Tough on a parent, you can't exactly ask them what on earth they are doing in public. I was proud but I had to watch 3 laps when she was out of contention

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:09 - Jul 18 with 2469 viewstextbackup

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 21:57 - Jul 18 by Bluefish

I held the title but turned this year in a wheelchair. Standard as ridiculous i would have been destroyed and humiliated especially as I am a governor there

My wheelchair is available to rent


If the other dads look a bit tasty I’ll play the bad back trick. Bottle it. Could live with that but not the wife and kids watching be confirm loser status

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:10 - Jul 18 with 2458 viewsFixed_It

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:07 - Jul 18 by textbackup

They all get a little something, but winners get different coloured certificates...


It's not the taking part that counts......unless you're a budgie!

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:11 - Jul 18 with 2452 viewsBluefish

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:07 - Jul 18 by Fixed_It

No para event?


It was suggested. It would have been out of me and my mum and she was in the higher powered wheelchair. Probably why she made me have the other one

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:12 - Jul 18 with 2448 viewsFixed_It

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:09 - Jul 18 by Bluefish

My daughter stopped to picked up a caller on the 1st bend of the 600m last week. Tough on a parent, you can't exactly ask them what on earth they are doing in public. I was proud but I had to watch 3 laps when she was out of contention


Surprised she was allowed her phone to he honest. Kids eh?!

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:13 - Jul 18 with 2435 viewsjeera

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:12 - Jul 18 by Fixed_It

Surprised she was allowed her phone to he honest. Kids eh?!


Staring at the screen whilst running.

Can't be a good plan.

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:13 - Jul 18 with 2432 viewsBluefish

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:09 - Jul 18 by textbackup

If the other dads look a bit tasty I’ll play the bad back trick. Bottle it. Could live with that but not the wife and kids watching be confirm loser status


Bad back is a good call, if not a paul taylor style tooth ache and get the bus home via subway

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:15 - Jul 18 with 2426 viewsFixed_It

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:13 - Jul 18 by jeera

Staring at the screen whilst running.

Can't be a good plan.


Maybe the caller was behind her on the bend. Good tactics if so...

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:15 - Jul 18 with 2423 viewsBluefish

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:12 - Jul 18 by Fixed_It

Surprised she was allowed her phone to he honest. Kids eh?!


Ha! Top typo

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:16 - Jul 18 with 2413 viewsBluefish

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:15 - Jul 18 by Fixed_It

Maybe the caller was behind her on the bend. Good tactics if so...


If be surprised if my son managed to do a sports day without his phone

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:23 - Jul 18 with 2358 viewsWD19

ELdest daughter and her friends are all at the ‘too cool to bother trying’ age.


....I have had her doing distance work and interval training at weekends for months. Hoping she can mug off a few of the lazy sods on Friday....
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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:23 - Jul 18 with 2356 viewstextbackup

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:10 - Jul 18 by Fixed_It

It's not the taking part that counts......unless you're a budgie!


the Real winners of the day are all the dads tho... we get to watch the mums race, that’s bouncey fun

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:23 - Jul 18 with 2351 viewsSpruceMoose

I take it you started your state doping routine earlier this year?!

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:24 - Jul 18 with 2350 viewsmos

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:26 - Jul 18 with 2334 viewsBluefish

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:23 - Jul 18 by textbackup

the Real winners of the day are all the dads tho... we get to watch the mums race, that’s bouncey fun


Agreed

Next year I have no kids at the junior school but itbwill be using governor privilege to turn up for the end of sports day

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:31 - Jul 18 with 2303 viewsslump

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:26 - Jul 18 by Bluefish

Agreed

Next year I have no kids at the junior school but itbwill be using governor privilege to turn up for the end of sports day


The privilege is owning your own wheelchair surely? You and your generation sicken me .. pfffff

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:34 - Jul 18 with 2291 viewsBluefish

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:31 - Jul 18 by slump

The privilege is owning your own wheelchair surely? You and your generation sicken me .. pfffff


Borrowed it off my mum, her age means she can have 2 despite only being able to use 1 at a time. I can only dream of being able to being able to buy one

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Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:36 - Jul 18 with 2271 viewsjeera

Bricking it, not gonna lie gents on 22:15 - Jul 18 by Fixed_It

Maybe the caller was behind her on the bend. Good tactics if so...


Dunno.

It's a bit like the modern equivalent of running with scissors.

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