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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" 14:26 - Jan 16 with 2118 viewschicoazul

Said nobody in human history, ever.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46876941

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(No subject) on 14:27 - Jan 16 with 2109 viewsSpruceMoose

A few disabled people might have done.
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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:28 - Jan 16 with 2093 viewsDyland

That's not very inclusive of you. What about people with numb hands? I'm waiting for a phone that can do my button flies up to boot.

You tit x

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Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:29 - Jan 16 with 2087 viewsDyland

(No subject) on 14:27 - Jan 16 by SpruceMoose

A few disabled people might have done.
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(No subject) on 14:29 - Jan 16 with 2086 viewsDanTheMan

(No subject) on 14:27 - Jan 16 by SpruceMoose

A few disabled people might have done.
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Marty McFly seemed impressed by them too.

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Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:31 - Jan 16 with 2079 viewsSpruceMoose

Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:29 - Jan 16 by Dyland



Or if you are a T-Rex.

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:31 - Jan 16 with 2076 viewsfooters

Some of us are still rocking the velcro.

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Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:31 - Jan 16 with 2073 viewsDyland

Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:31 - Jan 16 by SpruceMoose

Or if you are a T-Rex.


I almost responded to this with something totally out of order that would have got me a yellow card.

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Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:32 - Jan 16 with 2068 viewsfooters

Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:31 - Jan 16 by Dyland

I almost responded to this with something totally out of order that would have got me a yellow card.


Wasn't to do with Marc Bolan was it?

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Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:35 - Jan 16 with 2059 viewsSpruceMoose

Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:31 - Jan 16 by Dyland

I almost responded to this with something totally out of order that would have got me a yellow card.


You'd probably get away with it. I think Phil and Gav are busy packing the bedsit and getting out of town before the rage they face when it turns out they lost all our credit card details in the hack.
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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:41 - Jan 16 with 2034 viewschicoazul

"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:28 - Jan 16 by Dyland

That's not very inclusive of you. What about people with numb hands? I'm waiting for a phone that can do my button flies up to boot.

You tit x


You can barely work this website never mind one these new fangled "smart phones" you drunken old mensch.

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:59 - Jan 16 with 2006 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Yay.

A solution to a problem that does not exist!!

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:01 - Jan 16 with 2006 viewsSuperfrans

Ha. I did think this when I saw it. Technology being applied to fix something that doesn't need fixing...

There was some suggestion that runners need to make sure their shoes are on firmly. Erm, tie your laces up properly then??

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:03 - Jan 16 with 1994 viewsSpruceMoose

"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:59 - Jan 16 by Marshalls_Mullet

Yay.

A solution to a problem that does not exist!!


For you. It may exist for others! What if I have no hands!? Let your mind wander over the possibilities of what I'm using to type this out...

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:11 - Jan 16 with 1985 viewsGuthrum

All well and good until it goes haywire and bites someone's foot off.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:32 - Jan 16 with 1970 viewschicoazul

"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:03 - Jan 16 by SpruceMoose

For you. It may exist for others! What if I have no hands!? Let your mind wander over the possibilities of what I'm using to type this out...


I always imagine you use a head prodder.

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:33 - Jan 16 with 1968 viewsStokieBlue

"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:03 - Jan 16 by SpruceMoose

For you. It may exist for others! What if I have no hands!? Let your mind wander over the possibilities of what I'm using to type this out...




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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:33 - Jan 16 with 1964 viewsSpruceMoose

"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:32 - Jan 16 by chicoazul

I always imagine you use a head prodder.


You're correct. But not in the way you are hoping.

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 16:04 - Jan 16 with 1938 viewsGlasgowBlue

If it's Alexa compatible then I'm in.

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"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 16:08 - Jan 16 with 1933 viewsfooters

"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 16:04 - Jan 16 by GlasgowBlue

If it's Alexa compatible then I'm in.


Alexa doesn't wear shoes, silly sausage :)

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