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In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:29 - Jan 16 by Dyland
Or if you are a T-Rex.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Or massively fat people (n/t) on 14:31 - Jan 16 by Dyland
I almost responded to this with something totally out of order that would have got me a yellow card.
You'd probably get away with it. I think Phil and Gav are busy packing the bedsit and getting out of town before the rage they face when it turns out they lost all our credit card details in the hack.
[Post edited 16 Jan 2019 14:36]
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:28 - Jan 16 by Dyland
That's not very inclusive of you. What about people with numb hands? I'm waiting for a phone that can do my button flies up to boot.
You tit x
You can barely work this website never mind one these new fangled "smart phones" you drunken old mensch.
COYFBs
In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 14:59 - Jan 16 by Marshalls_Mullet
Yay.
A solution to a problem that does not exist!!
For you. It may exist for others! What if I have no hands!? Let your mind wander over the possibilities of what I'm using to type this out...
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:03 - Jan 16 by SpruceMoose
For you. It may exist for others! What if I have no hands!? Let your mind wander over the possibilities of what I'm using to type this out...
I always imagine you use a head prodder.
In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
"I cannot wait until the day I can tie up my shoes with my phone" on 15:32 - Jan 16 by chicoazul
I always imagine you use a head prodder.
You're correct. But not in the way you are hoping.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."